A/N: Wow, Phoebe got a cheer from her friends in the last episode... now episode 3... and they're ready to fight! Let's see what happens. But first...
Disclaimer: According to the news, JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter characters. :) Go JK!
A/N: And I know that the chapters are short... so I'll try to make them longer. :) Now let's watch...
Chapter 3 - The Missed Adventures of Ronald Weasley
Narrator: The members of Gryffindor and Slytherin ran to the end to find out who won. Problem is, they tied... but a weird piece of hair appeared at the end of Malfoy's broom... making him win. So he literally won by a hair... how sad.
Phoebe: See... see... WE LOST!
Ron: You were only racing to see who would go first. Because if we flipped a coin... Malfoy would get pissed off for using the muggle way of choosing things.
Hermione: Actually, they say "eenie meenie minie moe" my mum and dad do that alot.
Harry: ???
Malfoy: [looks angry... and then returns to normal spot...] la la la [waits for others to go to their spots] WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Narrator: he said furiously.
Phoebe: [digs in her pocket for a knut, sickle, or galleon.] AHH A GALLEON! Okay... heads or tails...
Malfoy: What?
Phoebe: Heads [flips coin to the front of the coin] or Tails [flips coin to the back of the coin]
Malfoy: Why can't we just flip Ron instead for making us do all these things just to see who'll go first?
Phoebe: Yeah... [looks at Ron] Wingardium Leviosa! [lifts Ron into air] So heads or tails?
Ron: PUT ME DOWN!! ooh a butterfly! PUT ME DOWN!!
Dumbledore: [puts out lawnchair in front of group of kids and starts to eat popcorn]
Malfoy: Tails [sniggers] oh yeah.. tails...
Professors: [put out lawnchairs right next to Dumbledore] [Snape takes popcorn away from Dumbledore]
Dumbledore: HEY!
Snape: [chews on popcorn]
Narrator: After enjoyment of popcorn, Snape finally gives back the popcorn to Dumbledore. Just then the rest of the Hogwarts school... as in the other students sit down around the group of kids who are playing Red Rover. Aww... how cute.
Phoebe: Ready? [raises wand a little higher]
Malfoy: I'm ready [raises wand a little higher]
Dumbledore: NOW!
Phoebe and Malfoy: [twirl wands and raise him down... QUICKLY]
Ron: [lands face flat on the ground]
Phoebe: HEY IT'S TAILS!! YOU WIN!! [hugs Malfoy] Umm...
Malfoy: Um... okay... so... now that he's knocked out... do we have to wait... I really wasn't paying attention to what he was saying...
Phoebe: Neither was I... so... how are we going to start...
Malfoy: When he wakes up...
Phoebe: Right... [stares at Ron] wow... I think it's effect of the fall...
Malfoy: I think it's the effect of seeing the butterfly...
Phoebe: He saw a butterfly?
Malfoy: Yeah... he even said so...
Phoebe: I didn't hear him say that... oh well... You don't think he's afraid of butterflies?
Malfoy: I think he is...
Harry: He is afraid of butterflies... he started a rumour about himself saying he was afraid of spiders... how odd.
Malfoy: I heard that rumour... and then somehow Hagrid made you follow them... and then you saw Aragoc... Aragog... something like that.
Harry: Aragog.
Malfoy: I said that.
Harry: How did you know?
Malfoy: He started a rumour saying he talked to a big spider named Aragog.
Harry: It's real... not a rumour.
Monkey: You don't think he's talking to the grass... he said the grass was spying on us in episode 2.
Harry: We have episodes?
Monkey: Yep.
Narrator: So they stare at lil red Ronnie for a while... but let's see what's going on in Ron's head.
Ron: Bloody Hell... where am I?
Muggle: In bloody hell.
Ron: No really...
Muggle: IN BLOODY HELL! You're in the Bloody Hell Hotel.
Ron: What kind of name is that?
Muggle: It's a hotel name that rhymes... Hell rhymes with Hotel.
Ron: No it doesn't.
Muggle: The last syllable does.
Ron: Hell... tel... hell... tel... I see it now... okay... so why am I here?
Muggle: Because you made reservations last night.
Ron: I did? When?
Muggle: Because you made reservations, LAST NIGHT
Ron: Oh... I'm sorry... I don't recall making reservations.
Muggle: Sure you did. You dreamed of us last night.
Ron: What do you mean us? [gulp]
Muggle: Us.
Narrator: All of a sudden munchkins dressed in red start running around Ron.
Munchkins: We want you Ron. We want you Ron... We want you...
Butterfly: [squeaky voice] Yeah Ron... come on, you know you want us! [turns into a munchkin]
Ron: You want [gulp] me?
Muggle: Yesssssssss... sexy...
Ron: Okay!
Narrator: Uhh... we better get out of Ronald's head... well let's see what happening with the other people.
Dumbledore: YOU ATE ALL MY POPCORN!! [hyperventilating]
Snape: Ssssooo... [throws popcorn at Dumbledore]
Ginny: POPCORN FIGHT!!
Narrator: Wow... popcorn fight in the audience...
Piper: Do you think he's okay?
Harry: Believe me, he's always like this... he does this every night...
Hermione: Everyone does this every night, Harry. It's called sleeping.
Malfoy: But we knocked him out.
Blaise: Look all you have to do is walk on top of him... [starts walking on Ron]
Narrator: I hear something going on in Ron's world...
Ron: Ahhh.. what's that?
Bloody Hell Hotel: [thump] [thump] [thump] [muffled noises] see he'll wake up any minute... [thump] [thump] [thump]
Muggle: They've found us master...
Head Munchkin: Oh really...
Ron: Why do I hear thumping?
Muggle: Ronquake... Ronquake...
Ron: Cool... I have my own quake...
Muggle: Should we send him back master?
Head Munchkin: Hold on... let Ronald do that dance again.
Ron: [does the chicken dance]
Head Munchkin: Boy, you look soo sexy when you do that...
Ron: Right...
Narrator: I really don't want to know... I really don't want to know... [makes sick face]
Harry: Are you all right?
Ron: [pokes his tummy] I'M ALIVE!! Thank goodness Blaise started a Ronquake in the Bloody Hell Hotel... gosh I would have to do this chicken dance... thank you! Thank you! [kisses Blaise]
Blaise: Oh my... you did not just do that... Oh my... [kisses Ron passionately]
Narrator: Anyways...
Ron: So... lets start...
Munchkins: [magically appear in audience]
Ron: Oh... no...
Slytherins: Red Rover, Red Rover, send...
Narrator: And sadly, we have to end right here...
~*~
A/N: Who are they going to choose???? We'll find out in the next episode.
Disclaimer: Oww... I stepped on my toe... and the munchkins never got hurt... Ron landed on a pad... and I still don't own any of the HP characters.
Narrator: Right...
A/N: [tapes Narrator's mouth]
Disclaimer: According to the news, JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter characters. :) Go JK!
A/N: And I know that the chapters are short... so I'll try to make them longer. :) Now let's watch...
Chapter 3 - The Missed Adventures of Ronald Weasley
Narrator: The members of Gryffindor and Slytherin ran to the end to find out who won. Problem is, they tied... but a weird piece of hair appeared at the end of Malfoy's broom... making him win. So he literally won by a hair... how sad.
Phoebe: See... see... WE LOST!
Ron: You were only racing to see who would go first. Because if we flipped a coin... Malfoy would get pissed off for using the muggle way of choosing things.
Hermione: Actually, they say "eenie meenie minie moe" my mum and dad do that alot.
Harry: ???
Malfoy: [looks angry... and then returns to normal spot...] la la la [waits for others to go to their spots] WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Narrator: he said furiously.
Phoebe: [digs in her pocket for a knut, sickle, or galleon.] AHH A GALLEON! Okay... heads or tails...
Malfoy: What?
Phoebe: Heads [flips coin to the front of the coin] or Tails [flips coin to the back of the coin]
Malfoy: Why can't we just flip Ron instead for making us do all these things just to see who'll go first?
Phoebe: Yeah... [looks at Ron] Wingardium Leviosa! [lifts Ron into air] So heads or tails?
Ron: PUT ME DOWN!! ooh a butterfly! PUT ME DOWN!!
Dumbledore: [puts out lawnchair in front of group of kids and starts to eat popcorn]
Malfoy: Tails [sniggers] oh yeah.. tails...
Professors: [put out lawnchairs right next to Dumbledore] [Snape takes popcorn away from Dumbledore]
Dumbledore: HEY!
Snape: [chews on popcorn]
Narrator: After enjoyment of popcorn, Snape finally gives back the popcorn to Dumbledore. Just then the rest of the Hogwarts school... as in the other students sit down around the group of kids who are playing Red Rover. Aww... how cute.
Phoebe: Ready? [raises wand a little higher]
Malfoy: I'm ready [raises wand a little higher]
Dumbledore: NOW!
Phoebe and Malfoy: [twirl wands and raise him down... QUICKLY]
Ron: [lands face flat on the ground]
Phoebe: HEY IT'S TAILS!! YOU WIN!! [hugs Malfoy] Umm...
Malfoy: Um... okay... so... now that he's knocked out... do we have to wait... I really wasn't paying attention to what he was saying...
Phoebe: Neither was I... so... how are we going to start...
Malfoy: When he wakes up...
Phoebe: Right... [stares at Ron] wow... I think it's effect of the fall...
Malfoy: I think it's the effect of seeing the butterfly...
Phoebe: He saw a butterfly?
Malfoy: Yeah... he even said so...
Phoebe: I didn't hear him say that... oh well... You don't think he's afraid of butterflies?
Malfoy: I think he is...
Harry: He is afraid of butterflies... he started a rumour about himself saying he was afraid of spiders... how odd.
Malfoy: I heard that rumour... and then somehow Hagrid made you follow them... and then you saw Aragoc... Aragog... something like that.
Harry: Aragog.
Malfoy: I said that.
Harry: How did you know?
Malfoy: He started a rumour saying he talked to a big spider named Aragog.
Harry: It's real... not a rumour.
Monkey: You don't think he's talking to the grass... he said the grass was spying on us in episode 2.
Harry: We have episodes?
Monkey: Yep.
Narrator: So they stare at lil red Ronnie for a while... but let's see what's going on in Ron's head.
Ron: Bloody Hell... where am I?
Muggle: In bloody hell.
Ron: No really...
Muggle: IN BLOODY HELL! You're in the Bloody Hell Hotel.
Ron: What kind of name is that?
Muggle: It's a hotel name that rhymes... Hell rhymes with Hotel.
Ron: No it doesn't.
Muggle: The last syllable does.
Ron: Hell... tel... hell... tel... I see it now... okay... so why am I here?
Muggle: Because you made reservations last night.
Ron: I did? When?
Muggle: Because you made reservations, LAST NIGHT
Ron: Oh... I'm sorry... I don't recall making reservations.
Muggle: Sure you did. You dreamed of us last night.
Ron: What do you mean us? [gulp]
Muggle: Us.
Narrator: All of a sudden munchkins dressed in red start running around Ron.
Munchkins: We want you Ron. We want you Ron... We want you...
Butterfly: [squeaky voice] Yeah Ron... come on, you know you want us! [turns into a munchkin]
Ron: You want [gulp] me?
Muggle: Yesssssssss... sexy...
Ron: Okay!
Narrator: Uhh... we better get out of Ronald's head... well let's see what happening with the other people.
Dumbledore: YOU ATE ALL MY POPCORN!! [hyperventilating]
Snape: Ssssooo... [throws popcorn at Dumbledore]
Ginny: POPCORN FIGHT!!
Narrator: Wow... popcorn fight in the audience...
Piper: Do you think he's okay?
Harry: Believe me, he's always like this... he does this every night...
Hermione: Everyone does this every night, Harry. It's called sleeping.
Malfoy: But we knocked him out.
Blaise: Look all you have to do is walk on top of him... [starts walking on Ron]
Narrator: I hear something going on in Ron's world...
Ron: Ahhh.. what's that?
Bloody Hell Hotel: [thump] [thump] [thump] [muffled noises] see he'll wake up any minute... [thump] [thump] [thump]
Muggle: They've found us master...
Head Munchkin: Oh really...
Ron: Why do I hear thumping?
Muggle: Ronquake... Ronquake...
Ron: Cool... I have my own quake...
Muggle: Should we send him back master?
Head Munchkin: Hold on... let Ronald do that dance again.
Ron: [does the chicken dance]
Head Munchkin: Boy, you look soo sexy when you do that...
Ron: Right...
Narrator: I really don't want to know... I really don't want to know... [makes sick face]
Harry: Are you all right?
Ron: [pokes his tummy] I'M ALIVE!! Thank goodness Blaise started a Ronquake in the Bloody Hell Hotel... gosh I would have to do this chicken dance... thank you! Thank you! [kisses Blaise]
Blaise: Oh my... you did not just do that... Oh my... [kisses Ron passionately]
Narrator: Anyways...
Ron: So... lets start...
Munchkins: [magically appear in audience]
Ron: Oh... no...
Slytherins: Red Rover, Red Rover, send...
Narrator: And sadly, we have to end right here...
~*~
A/N: Who are they going to choose???? We'll find out in the next episode.
Disclaimer: Oww... I stepped on my toe... and the munchkins never got hurt... Ron landed on a pad... and I still don't own any of the HP characters.
Narrator: Right...
A/N: [tapes Narrator's mouth]