A/N: I'm gonna keep this short, because I want to know who they're gonna send right over...
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter characters.
Chapter 4 - Bickering Bickering Bickering (i kno u 3 it Sarah)
Slytherins: Send Pansy right over.
Ron: Pansy's a Slytherin.
Malfoy: So... how did she end up on your side...
Ron: Well, if you and Phoebe weren't bickering, she would be on your side.
Harry: ???
Ron: Whatever... get over there Pansy.
Pansy: [runs between Draco's and Goyle's hand]
Malfoy: OWWW... WTF... why did you do that?
Pansy: So I can make you feel better... [smiles and winks and grabs Draco's hand]
Malfoy: Okay... so lets really start...
Narrator: [peels off tape from mouth] Malfoy has a big bruise on his arm... how sad... evil Pansy.
Malfoy: Someone agrees with me... just send Phoebe
Phoebe: [Runs into Malfoy and Goyle's hand]
Narrator: let's see that again in slow motion.
Phoebe: [Runs...into... Malfoy... and Goyle's... haaannndddssss.... slo...w...ly]
Malfoy: [slowly] NoOoOoO...
Audience: Y...ay!... BooOoOo... GoOooo Phooeeebeee! I looooveee yooouu..., Draaacooo Maalfooy! Seeexxxyy Rroonaald! !tseab yxeS
Narrator: mmkay? Anyways... let's see if she breaks the chain...
Phoebe: [breaks chain]
Audience: [cheers] RON, YOU'RE SEXY! [throws popcorn at Ron]
Ron: Oww...
Narrator: Now the hardest decision... choosing the person to join her team... be quiet...
Audience: [yelling] DRACO! BLAISE! CRABBE! GOYLE! PANSY! THE DUDE WITH THE HAT!
Narrator: I SAID QUIET!!
Audience: [awkward silence]
Phoebe: [takes Draco's hand and walks with him to the Gryffindors]
Audience: [cheers]
Malfoy: [smiles]
Audience: [swoons]
Harry: Whatever... Ron, did you notice that our teams are not equal...
Ron: No... Really...
Harry: Be fair...
Ron: Harry, we have to win... be smart for once... Fine, just send Hermione and Piper, and we'll be fine...
Harry: Why do I have to send them?
Ron: Fine I'll send them. Hermione... Piper... go to the Slytherin side.
Harry: Thank you.
Ron: No problem.
Gryffindors: Red Rover, Red Rover send Piper right over.
Pansy: You just sent her here!
Ron: So, bring her back.
Pansy: No... get Hermione... we don't need her.
Ron: No, we want Piper... now let her go here.
Pansy: No
Ron: Yes
Pansy: No
Ron: Find send Blaise over... it's not like we need Piper anyways...
Piper: [walks to Ron and slaps him]
Head Munchkin: You lost your sexiness Ron. Munchkins... attack!
Munchkins: [throw popcorn at Ron]
Ron: Owww... Blaise... get over here... NOW
Blaise: Why would I, it's not like you need me....
Ron: We do need you... you got me out of Bloody Hell Hotel... we need you Blaise
Blaise: Whatever Ron
Head Munchkin: ATTACK!
Munchkins: [throw popcorn at Blaise]
Professor Snape: [throws popcorn at Ron]
Blaise: Fine, I'll go there [runs into Harry]
Audience: OW
Narrator: That's got to hurt
Head Munchkin: You killed sexy Ron's sexy friend. ATTACK!
Munchkins: [throw popcorn at Blaise and Slytherin team]
Audience: YAY!
Narrator: In Harry's head...
Harry: Where am I?
Someone: Over here... sexy. I'm your sexy conscience.
Harry: Who are you?
Someone: I'm your sexy conscience... just call me Sexy Beast.
Harry: Sexy Beast, do you know where I am?
Sexy Beast: Aww... thank you... that was very nice... you're in my home. Supposedly, some girl ran into you and you blacked out.
Harry: Whoa... I have a Sexy Beast... Ron has a Bloody Hell Hotel... whoa...
Sexy Beast: Interesting, eh?
Harry: Of course it is.
Sexy Beast: Say, step into the light... I want to see my master.
Harry: [steps into the light and sees a sexier version of himself] Is that me?
Sexy Beast: It's a sexier you. [winks]
Harry: Wow... strawberry smoothies... muggle toys! SNUFFLES!
Sexy Beast: Snuffles?
Harry: Snuffles is my stuffed aminal... [hugs Snuffles]
Sexy Beast: That's not sexy... how long has it been since you've washed him?
Harry: Don't know...he's sexier than you... [hugs Snuffles]
Snuffles: What did you say? [cries] I'm sexy... how rude.
Harry: MOANING MYRTLE?!?!
Sexy Beast: I told you it wasn't sexy.
Myrtle: I'm sorry Harry [cries] but... it's just... you were soo cute...
Harry: I'm alive!!
Sexy Beast: You also have a sexy mind. [winks]
Narrator: I don't want to know... well... You saw Malfoy smiling... didn't you... let's see what he's thinking of.
Malfoy: I hope she doesn't know yet...
Phoebe: I do know...
Malfoy: Where did you come from?
Phoebe: oops wrong person
Malfoy: Stay here with me
Phoebe: Fine I will. Hello... Draco
Malfoy: Hello Phoebe.
Phoebe: So... now we're waiting for Harry to wake up... I can't believe Blaise runs with her eyes closed.
Malfoy: Neither can I... say, do you want to go to The Three Broomsticks on our Hogsmeade trip...
Phoebe: I'm not sure... I'll talk to you about it later... in potions.
Malfoy: Right... [makes mental note] Harry's still asleep...
Phoebe: Yep.
Malfoy: Sorry about the whole bickering thing... do you want to be my friend?
Phoebe: ??? Okay...
Malfoy: Thanks... Now I feel weird being friends with a Gryffindor.
Phoebe: I feel weird being friends with a Slytherin.
Narrator: Phoebe gets Malfoy? Yeah right... Back to Harry.
Harry: I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast!
Sexy Beast: Say it loud and proud!
Harry: I'm a sexy beast! I'm a SEXY BEAST!
Myrtle: I better leave... here, you can have Snuffles back [throws Snuffles at Harry]
Harry: IT WORKED!
Sexy Beast: I knew it would! Because you're a what...
Harry: SEXY BEAST! WOOT!
Sexy Beast: Actually, I am. Now get out.
Narrator: Harry awakens.
Harry: I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast... I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast.
Phoebe: Okay...?
Ron: I thought I was sexy...
Head Munchkin: Attack Sexy Ron's friend. He think he sexy. He has ugly scar on forehead.
Harry: It's a sexy scar, because I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast.
Dumbledore: Do you realise that... Harry thinks he's sexy.
Snape: Yeah... [throws popcorn at Harry]
Harry: I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast. I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast.
Narrator: Whatever Harry.
Ron: Well Blaise didn't go through, so she's on our team.
Hermione: What, that's not fair! She ran into Harry.
Ron: Well if she opened up her eyes, she wouldn't run into him... so she's in our team, because she didn't go through Harry.
Harry: Harry, the sexy beast.
Narrator: Harry corrected.
Ron: Harry, the sexy beast?
Harry: Yes, that's what I want to be known as.
Narrator: Yes, Harry you sexy beast.
Gryffindors: Red Rover, Red Rover, send [coughs all of a sudden]
Narrator: Whatever...
~*~
A/N: and so ends this chapter... much longer... I guess... it's a chapter at least... hope u liked!
Disclaimer: For the last time, I'm not JK Rowling!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter characters.
Chapter 4 - Bickering Bickering Bickering (i kno u 3 it Sarah)
Slytherins: Send Pansy right over.
Ron: Pansy's a Slytherin.
Malfoy: So... how did she end up on your side...
Ron: Well, if you and Phoebe weren't bickering, she would be on your side.
Harry: ???
Ron: Whatever... get over there Pansy.
Pansy: [runs between Draco's and Goyle's hand]
Malfoy: OWWW... WTF... why did you do that?
Pansy: So I can make you feel better... [smiles and winks and grabs Draco's hand]
Malfoy: Okay... so lets really start...
Narrator: [peels off tape from mouth] Malfoy has a big bruise on his arm... how sad... evil Pansy.
Malfoy: Someone agrees with me... just send Phoebe
Phoebe: [Runs into Malfoy and Goyle's hand]
Narrator: let's see that again in slow motion.
Phoebe: [Runs...into... Malfoy... and Goyle's... haaannndddssss.... slo...w...ly]
Malfoy: [slowly] NoOoOoO...
Audience: Y...ay!... BooOoOo... GoOooo Phooeeebeee! I looooveee yooouu..., Draaacooo Maalfooy! Seeexxxyy Rroonaald! !tseab yxeS
Narrator: mmkay? Anyways... let's see if she breaks the chain...
Phoebe: [breaks chain]
Audience: [cheers] RON, YOU'RE SEXY! [throws popcorn at Ron]
Ron: Oww...
Narrator: Now the hardest decision... choosing the person to join her team... be quiet...
Audience: [yelling] DRACO! BLAISE! CRABBE! GOYLE! PANSY! THE DUDE WITH THE HAT!
Narrator: I SAID QUIET!!
Audience: [awkward silence]
Phoebe: [takes Draco's hand and walks with him to the Gryffindors]
Audience: [cheers]
Malfoy: [smiles]
Audience: [swoons]
Harry: Whatever... Ron, did you notice that our teams are not equal...
Ron: No... Really...
Harry: Be fair...
Ron: Harry, we have to win... be smart for once... Fine, just send Hermione and Piper, and we'll be fine...
Harry: Why do I have to send them?
Ron: Fine I'll send them. Hermione... Piper... go to the Slytherin side.
Harry: Thank you.
Ron: No problem.
Gryffindors: Red Rover, Red Rover send Piper right over.
Pansy: You just sent her here!
Ron: So, bring her back.
Pansy: No... get Hermione... we don't need her.
Ron: No, we want Piper... now let her go here.
Pansy: No
Ron: Yes
Pansy: No
Ron: Find send Blaise over... it's not like we need Piper anyways...
Piper: [walks to Ron and slaps him]
Head Munchkin: You lost your sexiness Ron. Munchkins... attack!
Munchkins: [throw popcorn at Ron]
Ron: Owww... Blaise... get over here... NOW
Blaise: Why would I, it's not like you need me....
Ron: We do need you... you got me out of Bloody Hell Hotel... we need you Blaise
Blaise: Whatever Ron
Head Munchkin: ATTACK!
Munchkins: [throw popcorn at Blaise]
Professor Snape: [throws popcorn at Ron]
Blaise: Fine, I'll go there [runs into Harry]
Audience: OW
Narrator: That's got to hurt
Head Munchkin: You killed sexy Ron's sexy friend. ATTACK!
Munchkins: [throw popcorn at Blaise and Slytherin team]
Audience: YAY!
Narrator: In Harry's head...
Harry: Where am I?
Someone: Over here... sexy. I'm your sexy conscience.
Harry: Who are you?
Someone: I'm your sexy conscience... just call me Sexy Beast.
Harry: Sexy Beast, do you know where I am?
Sexy Beast: Aww... thank you... that was very nice... you're in my home. Supposedly, some girl ran into you and you blacked out.
Harry: Whoa... I have a Sexy Beast... Ron has a Bloody Hell Hotel... whoa...
Sexy Beast: Interesting, eh?
Harry: Of course it is.
Sexy Beast: Say, step into the light... I want to see my master.
Harry: [steps into the light and sees a sexier version of himself] Is that me?
Sexy Beast: It's a sexier you. [winks]
Harry: Wow... strawberry smoothies... muggle toys! SNUFFLES!
Sexy Beast: Snuffles?
Harry: Snuffles is my stuffed aminal... [hugs Snuffles]
Sexy Beast: That's not sexy... how long has it been since you've washed him?
Harry: Don't know...he's sexier than you... [hugs Snuffles]
Snuffles: What did you say? [cries] I'm sexy... how rude.
Harry: MOANING MYRTLE?!?!
Sexy Beast: I told you it wasn't sexy.
Myrtle: I'm sorry Harry [cries] but... it's just... you were soo cute...
Harry: I'm alive!!
Sexy Beast: You also have a sexy mind. [winks]
Narrator: I don't want to know... well... You saw Malfoy smiling... didn't you... let's see what he's thinking of.
Malfoy: I hope she doesn't know yet...
Phoebe: I do know...
Malfoy: Where did you come from?
Phoebe: oops wrong person
Malfoy: Stay here with me
Phoebe: Fine I will. Hello... Draco
Malfoy: Hello Phoebe.
Phoebe: So... now we're waiting for Harry to wake up... I can't believe Blaise runs with her eyes closed.
Malfoy: Neither can I... say, do you want to go to The Three Broomsticks on our Hogsmeade trip...
Phoebe: I'm not sure... I'll talk to you about it later... in potions.
Malfoy: Right... [makes mental note] Harry's still asleep...
Phoebe: Yep.
Malfoy: Sorry about the whole bickering thing... do you want to be my friend?
Phoebe: ??? Okay...
Malfoy: Thanks... Now I feel weird being friends with a Gryffindor.
Phoebe: I feel weird being friends with a Slytherin.
Narrator: Phoebe gets Malfoy? Yeah right... Back to Harry.
Harry: I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast!
Sexy Beast: Say it loud and proud!
Harry: I'm a sexy beast! I'm a SEXY BEAST!
Myrtle: I better leave... here, you can have Snuffles back [throws Snuffles at Harry]
Harry: IT WORKED!
Sexy Beast: I knew it would! Because you're a what...
Harry: SEXY BEAST! WOOT!
Sexy Beast: Actually, I am. Now get out.
Narrator: Harry awakens.
Harry: I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast... I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast.
Phoebe: Okay...?
Ron: I thought I was sexy...
Head Munchkin: Attack Sexy Ron's friend. He think he sexy. He has ugly scar on forehead.
Harry: It's a sexy scar, because I'm a sexy beast... sexy beast.
Dumbledore: Do you realise that... Harry thinks he's sexy.
Snape: Yeah... [throws popcorn at Harry]
Harry: I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast. I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast.
Narrator: Whatever Harry.
Ron: Well Blaise didn't go through, so she's on our team.
Hermione: What, that's not fair! She ran into Harry.
Ron: Well if she opened up her eyes, she wouldn't run into him... so she's in our team, because she didn't go through Harry.
Harry: Harry, the sexy beast.
Narrator: Harry corrected.
Ron: Harry, the sexy beast?
Harry: Yes, that's what I want to be known as.
Narrator: Yes, Harry you sexy beast.
Gryffindors: Red Rover, Red Rover, send [coughs all of a sudden]
Narrator: Whatever...
~*~
A/N: and so ends this chapter... much longer... I guess... it's a chapter at least... hope u liked!
Disclaimer: For the last time, I'm not JK Rowling!