A/N: Meeh reallies had tah go to school... so sorry about the Wannabe cliffie! :) And the whole DUN DUN DUN thing... is a habit... an EVIL habit that meeh cousins do... that I picked up on... but I stopped it all of a sudden... sooo I go on.
Disclaimer: This is the last disclaimer you'll hear from me... I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS DOT DOT DOT AND I NEVER WILL PERIOD :) just to get that through your head!
Chapter 6 - Voldemort's Secret Lair
Dumbledore: What do they have?
Pomfrey: Pumpernickle (A/N ish a bread...funny name if you ask meeh) Pus (I was thinking of an alliteration @tm...)
Gryffindors: EWWW
Malfoy: Gross... how did we get that?
Pomfrey: [stares at Harry] the scar on Harry's head is missing... you need it... to become normal
Gryffindors & Malfoy: [glare at Harry]
Malfoy: Damn you, Saint Potter, Damn you.
Chryssie: Well, unpumpernize... ahhh I feel much better. [skips around room]
Harry: get my scar...
Narrator: Chryssie suddenly blacks out... and she too has a conscience... a conscience like no other.
Chryssie: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Dinosaur: Why it's Barney the big purple dinosaur.
Chryssie: Where the hell am I?
Barney: Ah... land of imagination... tell me where to go, and I'll take you there.
Chryssie: [thinks] Um... muggle world... wait... no... AHA! There's this one muggle show... Martha Stewart (A/N sorry you martha stewart fans... eeep bettah shut up) I've been dying to go to her studio! Take me there!
Barney: [laughs] Okay... [waves hand]
Narrator: Ah... look at sexy Draco.
!Narrator!Harry: I'm the sexy beast here!
Narrator: I said SEXY Draco... not SEXY BEAST Draco.
!Narrator!Harry: Get a life, [mumbles] stupid narrator
Malfoy: Phoebe, are you okay?
!Angry!Narrator!Chryssie: IT'S CHRYSSIE! CHRYSSIE!
Hermione: Draco's finally learned to love.
Camille: Ahh hell, don't give away the ending.
Lady Monkey: Ahh hell, don't tell them that's the ending... geez
Colleen: And yet... I'm all alone
Malfoy: CHRYSSIE, are you okay?
Narrator: Why, yes she is... but I'm not okay... you sexy boy, you.
Malfoy: What the hell?
Narrator: Come on, you know you want me!
!Narrator!Harry: Damn it, I'm the sexy beast!
Narrator: Shut up, and go to hell... I'm the Narrator... this is MY job. Now you go act like a boy who lost his scar.
!Narrator!Harry: Geez...
Narrator: Now move along you. [pushes Harry] Boy, you fine tooo! So are you Sexy Draco... ah... where were we? Ah... Ph- Chryssie is now in Martha Stewart's studio.
Chryssie: Whoa... [touches floor] IT'S REAL!! SHE REALLY IS ALIVE! [taps person on shoulder] Excuse me, do you know where Martha Stewart is?
Person: [turns around] I am Martha. Who are you?
Chryssie: Why, I am... Chryssie. I'm one of your wizard fans.
Martha: Why... that's very nice... [makes a weird look] You know what...
Chryssie: What?
Martha: I'm not Martha... [unzips self] I am... LORD VOLDEMORT. Bow down to me.
Chryssie: Why should I?
Voldy: Because I said so... now do that... or I will never give Harry's scar back.
Chryssie: When I bow down... or curtsy, whatever, you'll kill me... with... with that... wand disguised as a brush! I've seen it all before... you can't do it to me... WHY?
Voldy: [mumbles]
Chryssie: BECAUSE I AM SUPER PHOEBE!
Narrator: CHRYSSIE!
Chryssie: My name is Chryssie, but I'm super Phoebe! Get that through your head.
Voldy: You're confusing...
Super Phoebe: Hold on... let me adjust my name...
SuPaH PhEeBeE: Ah... better...
Voldy: What the hell?
SuPaH PhEeBeE: You're just jealous 'cause your name is all boring... lord Voldemort... what knd of name is that?
Voldy: I'll give you the scar back!! I'll give you the scar back!!! Just... change my name...
SuPaH PhEeBeE: A'ight... let's see... hm... Ah... [adjusts Voldy's name]
BaLDiEmOrRt: Wow... I feel amazed
SuPaH PhEeBeE: I like your name... das how you pronounce it right? Ball-dee-morr-t
BaLDiEmOrRt: No, but I like... I like... [looks at new name] I'm amazed... [hands scar]
Narrator: And then Chryssie wakes up and is now back to being Chryssie... not SuPaH PhEeBeE.
Malfoy: I.. I... l-
Lady Monkey: Wait 'til the end Draco.
Camille: Look who's telling the ending now...
Lady Monkey: I'm not... geez... I'm just telling him to wait 'til later...
Chryssie: [scar magically appears on her head]
Malfoy: What the-
Harry: THAT'S MY SCAR! GIVE IT TO ME! [pulls off scar from Chryssie's head and sticks it on his own]
Ron: We don't look better...
Pomfrey: What's wrong...
Malfoy: TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS! THAT'S THE CURE! [kisses Chryssie]
Gryffindors & Pomfrey: [watch]
Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hold on...
Chryssie 2: Hey Draco...
A/N: I have taken the place of the Narrator... so I'm an author and a narrator! How cool is that? Because I have ended this chapter... I shall end this episode... stay tuned for the next episode...
A/N: No scar was hurt during the making of this episode...
Disclaimer: This is the last disclaimer you'll hear from me... I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS DOT DOT DOT AND I NEVER WILL PERIOD :) just to get that through your head!
Chapter 6 - Voldemort's Secret Lair
Dumbledore: What do they have?
Pomfrey: Pumpernickle (A/N ish a bread...funny name if you ask meeh) Pus (I was thinking of an alliteration @tm...)
Gryffindors: EWWW
Malfoy: Gross... how did we get that?
Pomfrey: [stares at Harry] the scar on Harry's head is missing... you need it... to become normal
Gryffindors & Malfoy: [glare at Harry]
Malfoy: Damn you, Saint Potter, Damn you.
Chryssie: Well, unpumpernize... ahhh I feel much better. [skips around room]
Harry: get my scar...
Narrator: Chryssie suddenly blacks out... and she too has a conscience... a conscience like no other.
Chryssie: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Dinosaur: Why it's Barney the big purple dinosaur.
Chryssie: Where the hell am I?
Barney: Ah... land of imagination... tell me where to go, and I'll take you there.
Chryssie: [thinks] Um... muggle world... wait... no... AHA! There's this one muggle show... Martha Stewart (A/N sorry you martha stewart fans... eeep bettah shut up) I've been dying to go to her studio! Take me there!
Barney: [laughs] Okay... [waves hand]
Narrator: Ah... look at sexy Draco.
!Narrator!Harry: I'm the sexy beast here!
Narrator: I said SEXY Draco... not SEXY BEAST Draco.
!Narrator!Harry: Get a life, [mumbles] stupid narrator
Malfoy: Phoebe, are you okay?
!Angry!Narrator!Chryssie: IT'S CHRYSSIE! CHRYSSIE!
Hermione: Draco's finally learned to love.
Camille: Ahh hell, don't give away the ending.
Lady Monkey: Ahh hell, don't tell them that's the ending... geez
Colleen: And yet... I'm all alone
Malfoy: CHRYSSIE, are you okay?
Narrator: Why, yes she is... but I'm not okay... you sexy boy, you.
Malfoy: What the hell?
Narrator: Come on, you know you want me!
!Narrator!Harry: Damn it, I'm the sexy beast!
Narrator: Shut up, and go to hell... I'm the Narrator... this is MY job. Now you go act like a boy who lost his scar.
!Narrator!Harry: Geez...
Narrator: Now move along you. [pushes Harry] Boy, you fine tooo! So are you Sexy Draco... ah... where were we? Ah... Ph- Chryssie is now in Martha Stewart's studio.
Chryssie: Whoa... [touches floor] IT'S REAL!! SHE REALLY IS ALIVE! [taps person on shoulder] Excuse me, do you know where Martha Stewart is?
Person: [turns around] I am Martha. Who are you?
Chryssie: Why, I am... Chryssie. I'm one of your wizard fans.
Martha: Why... that's very nice... [makes a weird look] You know what...
Chryssie: What?
Martha: I'm not Martha... [unzips self] I am... LORD VOLDEMORT. Bow down to me.
Chryssie: Why should I?
Voldy: Because I said so... now do that... or I will never give Harry's scar back.
Chryssie: When I bow down... or curtsy, whatever, you'll kill me... with... with that... wand disguised as a brush! I've seen it all before... you can't do it to me... WHY?
Voldy: [mumbles]
Chryssie: BECAUSE I AM SUPER PHOEBE!
Narrator: CHRYSSIE!
Chryssie: My name is Chryssie, but I'm super Phoebe! Get that through your head.
Voldy: You're confusing...
Super Phoebe: Hold on... let me adjust my name...
SuPaH PhEeBeE: Ah... better...
Voldy: What the hell?
SuPaH PhEeBeE: You're just jealous 'cause your name is all boring... lord Voldemort... what knd of name is that?
Voldy: I'll give you the scar back!! I'll give you the scar back!!! Just... change my name...
SuPaH PhEeBeE: A'ight... let's see... hm... Ah... [adjusts Voldy's name]
BaLDiEmOrRt: Wow... I feel amazed
SuPaH PhEeBeE: I like your name... das how you pronounce it right? Ball-dee-morr-t
BaLDiEmOrRt: No, but I like... I like... [looks at new name] I'm amazed... [hands scar]
Narrator: And then Chryssie wakes up and is now back to being Chryssie... not SuPaH PhEeBeE.
Malfoy: I.. I... l-
Lady Monkey: Wait 'til the end Draco.
Camille: Look who's telling the ending now...
Lady Monkey: I'm not... geez... I'm just telling him to wait 'til later...
Chryssie: [scar magically appears on her head]
Malfoy: What the-
Harry: THAT'S MY SCAR! GIVE IT TO ME! [pulls off scar from Chryssie's head and sticks it on his own]
Ron: We don't look better...
Pomfrey: What's wrong...
Malfoy: TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS! THAT'S THE CURE! [kisses Chryssie]
Gryffindors & Pomfrey: [watch]
Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hold on...
Chryssie 2: Hey Draco...
A/N: I have taken the place of the Narrator... so I'm an author and a narrator! How cool is that? Because I have ended this chapter... I shall end this episode... stay tuned for the next episode...
A/N: No scar was hurt during the making of this episode...