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[The scene is a dark bog. It looks like something out of 'The Blair Witch Project'. The bog fades to a car on the road. Inside are our characters. Caz is wearing a baby blue T-shirt and looks none too pleased about it, and blue jeans. Kami is wearing a purple, sleeve-less shirt, and blue jeans, and Gally is wearing a red, long-sleeved shirt and blue jeans. (an: Is anyone sencing a pattern with the jeans thing?) Dib
is in the front seat, which has been elvated so he can see where he's going. Zim is sitting next to him. They are both wearing green sweatshirts and, you guessed it, blue jeans! Close in on our heros during a conversation.]
Scott (Dib): Hey, Ash, where are we?
Ash (Zim): We just crossed the Tennesse Border, which would put ussss...
Scott: Yeah?
Ash: *Unfolding a map* Righttt..here!
[The car suddenly jerks out of control and nearly hits a truck. Thankfully, Dib gets control of the wheel.]
Ash: What the Hell was that, human?! You trying to kill us?!
Scott: Don't blame me! It's your steering wheel, the damn thing jerked out of my hands!
Linda (Kami): Hey, Scotty, what's this place like anyway? ((Apperently she didn't realize they were about to be killed.))
Scott: Well, it's supposed to be haunted by evil demons that turn you into pathetic clay-mation when you get destroyed.
Cheyrl (Caz): Oh, fun!
Linda: I mean, what's it look like?
Scott: Oh. Well, I don't know.
Shelly (Gally): You mean no one's seen this place?
Scott: Well, the guy that's renting it says it's an old place. Little run down, but it's right up in the mountains. Yeah, and the best part is that we get it so cheap.
Linda: Yeah, why are we getting it so cheap?
Ash: Once again, the whole demons thing.
Shelly: Ah.
[The car pulls up to a rickety bridge, covered by leaves and mosses. A sign next to the bridge reads, "Dangerous, travel at own risk". The car stops.]
Cheryl: Ah, what a welcoming sight.
Shelly: This is the bridge we're going to cross?
Ash: The whole thing's falling apart on us! Wow, I am -so- suprised! This isn't your ordinary horror movie plot!
Scott: Oh, come on, don't let it fool you. Anyway, if we die now, it's a pretty lame movie.
[They cross the bridge and arive at the cabin. Dib goes to the cabin, looking back at the group. They all nod and he reaches under the doormat and get a key. He unlocks the door and goes inside. Shot of the girls and Zim unpacking. By unpacking, we mean that the girls are basically throwing everything at Zim. Cut to inside of the cabin. It's very dusty, and Dib coughs. He explores the cabin. He finally gets down to a room that has tons of tourcher devices in it.]
Scott: Oh, well, this is really welcoming.
[He continues to search. He toys around with some of the insturments. 'Nny would be proud of this room. He raises an eyebrow at a blood-stained device and quickly gets out.]
[It is now nighttime. Caz sits in her room with a sketchpad, doing anime drawings of Zim and Dib.]
Cheyrl: *Muttering* Kawii...
[Air begins to blow through the window and the sketchpad sheets softly wave. Caz stares at them, then begins to act as is the wind is blowing the pages.]
Cheyrl: *Flipping the pages**Without any feeling* Ahhhh, what's happening? I am so scared!
[She begins to act as though her hand is being posessed. She draws a very crude drawing of a book. The wind stops blowing and she looks at the drawing, back to normal.]
Cheyrl: *Stares* ................My best work yet! *Nails it to the wall*
[Later, during dinner]
Scott: *Chanting* It barks in the cellar..it barks in the cellar.
Cheyrl: Dib, that's annoying.
Scott: . Caz, I'm in character...
Cheyrl: Oh. In that case, Scotty, that's annoying.
Scott: -.-
[The cellar door -mysteriously- opens. You can see a glimpse of Kir's hand. Everyone goes to have a look.]
Ash: What was that?
Linda: Whatever it is, it's still down there...
Shelly: I don't like cellars. Let's just close it up. It's probly just an animal down there anyways...
Ash: An animal? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard, Gally.
Shelly: *Muttering under her breath* Shut up, Zim...
Linda: Maybe it is just some animal.
Scott: Yeah, you're probably right. Probably just some animal. Here Cheryl, why don't you go down 'n check, make sure?
Cheryl: Scotty! I'm not going down there!
Scott: Ok, Ok you cowards, I'll go.
Shelly: Be careful.
Scott: Back in a minute.
[He begins his decent into the cellar, turning on a flashlight. After a moment, Ash looks into the cellar.]
Ash: Scott? Scotty? *Thinking* iI hope he fell.../i Here, Linda, get me a flashlight.
Linda: That's the only one we brought up.
Ash: Who's the idiot who packed only one flashlight?!
Cheyrl: I'm the idiot. *Glares*
Ash: -Meep- *Scared of Caz, with good reason* I'm going down. Cheyrl, get me a lantern.
[Caz hands him a lantern and he goes down. In the cellar, he looks for Dib]
Ash: Scotty?
[*Thump*. A door opens and Dib jumps out at Zim]
Scott: Boo!
Ash: Ah! *Knocked over*
Scott: Hahaha! You're so easy to scare, Zim!
Ash: *Growls* That's not in the script! *He grabs Dib by the ankle and pulls him down*
Scott: Ah! *Thud**Rubs his head* Can we get back to the movie now? *Stands*
Ash: *Standing* Gladly.
Scott: Hey, Ash, come here, I wanna show you something.
[They walk over to a table filled with all sorts of voo-doo stuff. Dib looks fascinated; Zim looks bored.]
Scott: Hey, look at this! *Referring to a book*
[Zim picks up a scepter with skulls carved into it. He looks at it, intrested.]
Ash: Hey, this looks like Caz! *Chuckles* Come on, let's take this stuff upstairs. You get that tape recorder, and I'll get that book.
[Now nighttime in the cabin. The gang are chatting, and the tape recorder sits by Zim.]
Ash: Hey, let's listen to this tape we found downstairs.
[He clicks it on, and now Gir's voice is heard.]
The Professer (gir): It's been a long time since master and I came here. Whee-woo! Err...we's in a cabin now, in 'da mountians! Master's doin' some stuff...Er...
[The sound of metal being kicked is heard and Kir's voice interupts.]
The Professer (Now Kir): I think we have made a major-that's a funny word. Major. Hehe...-discovery in the Ruins. I found a book called "Book of the Dead"! It's filled with funny-fun pictures! Er, anyways...the first few pages warm that some creaturie things are never dead. They can come back to life! Yayyyy! It is through the saying of these wordies that the demons are given the ability to posess the living. Horay for doommmmmm!!! Whee!
[Caz shuts the tape player off]
Scott: Hey, what'd you do that for? It was just getting to the good part!
Cheryl: I just don't want to hear it anymore.
Ash: *Ghostly wail*
[Dib turns the tape recorder back on. Kir comes back on and recites nonsence words. The 'Evil Force' awakens; the trees outside begin to shake, and the moon takes up a fourth of the screen.]
Cheryl: Shut it off....*Covers her ears* Shut it off! *Stands and shrieks* Shut it off!!!
[A window breaks as a tree branch crashes into it. Caz runs off]
Shelly: Cheryl. Where're you going?
Ash: I can't believe this. Scott, you knew not to play that! I mean c'mon, you knew it was upsetting her. You just don't know when you're taking something too far.
Scott: Hey, don't give me that! You were playing it too. You could of shut it off. I mean big deal! She's nuts. I mean it's just a joke, c'mon! Jesus Christ. She acts like she's three years old or something.
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Ahh! Cliffhanger! So ends part one of 'The Evil Dead'.
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[The scene is a dark bog. It looks like something out of 'The Blair Witch Project'. The bog fades to a car on the road. Inside are our characters. Caz is wearing a baby blue T-shirt and looks none too pleased about it, and blue jeans. Kami is wearing a purple, sleeve-less shirt, and blue jeans, and Gally is wearing a red, long-sleeved shirt and blue jeans. (an: Is anyone sencing a pattern with the jeans thing?) Dib
is in the front seat, which has been elvated so he can see where he's going. Zim is sitting next to him. They are both wearing green sweatshirts and, you guessed it, blue jeans! Close in on our heros during a conversation.]
Scott (Dib): Hey, Ash, where are we?
Ash (Zim): We just crossed the Tennesse Border, which would put ussss...
Scott: Yeah?
Ash: *Unfolding a map* Righttt..here!
[The car suddenly jerks out of control and nearly hits a truck. Thankfully, Dib gets control of the wheel.]
Ash: What the Hell was that, human?! You trying to kill us?!
Scott: Don't blame me! It's your steering wheel, the damn thing jerked out of my hands!
Linda (Kami): Hey, Scotty, what's this place like anyway? ((Apperently she didn't realize they were about to be killed.))
Scott: Well, it's supposed to be haunted by evil demons that turn you into pathetic clay-mation when you get destroyed.
Cheyrl (Caz): Oh, fun!
Linda: I mean, what's it look like?
Scott: Oh. Well, I don't know.
Shelly (Gally): You mean no one's seen this place?
Scott: Well, the guy that's renting it says it's an old place. Little run down, but it's right up in the mountains. Yeah, and the best part is that we get it so cheap.
Linda: Yeah, why are we getting it so cheap?
Ash: Once again, the whole demons thing.
Shelly: Ah.
[The car pulls up to a rickety bridge, covered by leaves and mosses. A sign next to the bridge reads, "Dangerous, travel at own risk". The car stops.]
Cheryl: Ah, what a welcoming sight.
Shelly: This is the bridge we're going to cross?
Ash: The whole thing's falling apart on us! Wow, I am -so- suprised! This isn't your ordinary horror movie plot!
Scott: Oh, come on, don't let it fool you. Anyway, if we die now, it's a pretty lame movie.
[They cross the bridge and arive at the cabin. Dib goes to the cabin, looking back at the group. They all nod and he reaches under the doormat and get a key. He unlocks the door and goes inside. Shot of the girls and Zim unpacking. By unpacking, we mean that the girls are basically throwing everything at Zim. Cut to inside of the cabin. It's very dusty, and Dib coughs. He explores the cabin. He finally gets down to a room that has tons of tourcher devices in it.]
Scott: Oh, well, this is really welcoming.
[He continues to search. He toys around with some of the insturments. 'Nny would be proud of this room. He raises an eyebrow at a blood-stained device and quickly gets out.]
[It is now nighttime. Caz sits in her room with a sketchpad, doing anime drawings of Zim and Dib.]
Cheyrl: *Muttering* Kawii...
[Air begins to blow through the window and the sketchpad sheets softly wave. Caz stares at them, then begins to act as is the wind is blowing the pages.]
Cheyrl: *Flipping the pages**Without any feeling* Ahhhh, what's happening? I am so scared!
[She begins to act as though her hand is being posessed. She draws a very crude drawing of a book. The wind stops blowing and she looks at the drawing, back to normal.]
Cheyrl: *Stares* ................My best work yet! *Nails it to the wall*
[Later, during dinner]
Scott: *Chanting* It barks in the cellar..it barks in the cellar.
Cheyrl: Dib, that's annoying.
Scott: . Caz, I'm in character...
Cheyrl: Oh. In that case, Scotty, that's annoying.
Scott: -.-
[The cellar door -mysteriously- opens. You can see a glimpse of Kir's hand. Everyone goes to have a look.]
Ash: What was that?
Linda: Whatever it is, it's still down there...
Shelly: I don't like cellars. Let's just close it up. It's probly just an animal down there anyways...
Ash: An animal? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard, Gally.
Shelly: *Muttering under her breath* Shut up, Zim...
Linda: Maybe it is just some animal.
Scott: Yeah, you're probably right. Probably just some animal. Here Cheryl, why don't you go down 'n check, make sure?
Cheryl: Scotty! I'm not going down there!
Scott: Ok, Ok you cowards, I'll go.
Shelly: Be careful.
Scott: Back in a minute.
[He begins his decent into the cellar, turning on a flashlight. After a moment, Ash looks into the cellar.]
Ash: Scott? Scotty? *Thinking* iI hope he fell.../i Here, Linda, get me a flashlight.
Linda: That's the only one we brought up.
Ash: Who's the idiot who packed only one flashlight?!
Cheyrl: I'm the idiot. *Glares*
Ash: -Meep- *Scared of Caz, with good reason* I'm going down. Cheyrl, get me a lantern.
[Caz hands him a lantern and he goes down. In the cellar, he looks for Dib]
Ash: Scotty?
[*Thump*. A door opens and Dib jumps out at Zim]
Scott: Boo!
Ash: Ah! *Knocked over*
Scott: Hahaha! You're so easy to scare, Zim!
Ash: *Growls* That's not in the script! *He grabs Dib by the ankle and pulls him down*
Scott: Ah! *Thud**Rubs his head* Can we get back to the movie now? *Stands*
Ash: *Standing* Gladly.
Scott: Hey, Ash, come here, I wanna show you something.
[They walk over to a table filled with all sorts of voo-doo stuff. Dib looks fascinated; Zim looks bored.]
Scott: Hey, look at this! *Referring to a book*
[Zim picks up a scepter with skulls carved into it. He looks at it, intrested.]
Ash: Hey, this looks like Caz! *Chuckles* Come on, let's take this stuff upstairs. You get that tape recorder, and I'll get that book.
[Now nighttime in the cabin. The gang are chatting, and the tape recorder sits by Zim.]
Ash: Hey, let's listen to this tape we found downstairs.
[He clicks it on, and now Gir's voice is heard.]
The Professer (gir): It's been a long time since master and I came here. Whee-woo! Err...we's in a cabin now, in 'da mountians! Master's doin' some stuff...Er...
[The sound of metal being kicked is heard and Kir's voice interupts.]
The Professer (Now Kir): I think we have made a major-that's a funny word. Major. Hehe...-discovery in the Ruins. I found a book called "Book of the Dead"! It's filled with funny-fun pictures! Er, anyways...the first few pages warm that some creaturie things are never dead. They can come back to life! Yayyyy! It is through the saying of these wordies that the demons are given the ability to posess the living. Horay for doommmmmm!!! Whee!
[Caz shuts the tape player off]
Scott: Hey, what'd you do that for? It was just getting to the good part!
Cheryl: I just don't want to hear it anymore.
Ash: *Ghostly wail*
[Dib turns the tape recorder back on. Kir comes back on and recites nonsence words. The 'Evil Force' awakens; the trees outside begin to shake, and the moon takes up a fourth of the screen.]
Cheryl: Shut it off....*Covers her ears* Shut it off! *Stands and shrieks* Shut it off!!!
[A window breaks as a tree branch crashes into it. Caz runs off]
Shelly: Cheryl. Where're you going?
Ash: I can't believe this. Scott, you knew not to play that! I mean c'mon, you knew it was upsetting her. You just don't know when you're taking something too far.
Scott: Hey, don't give me that! You were playing it too. You could of shut it off. I mean big deal! She's nuts. I mean it's just a joke, c'mon! Jesus Christ. She acts like she's three years old or something.
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Ahh! Cliffhanger! So ends part one of 'The Evil Dead'.