Don't Leave Me, Excel's Fantasy Episode
By: Muchacha
Email: muraki_ynm@hotmail.com
Authority: I DONT even own Excel Saga's characters I'm sure most of you know. Instead, I'm writing this crappy fic.
Summary: This is a parody of Excel Saga mixed with fairy tales. Hyatt plays the princess in love with Excel, Excel plays the farm girl-soon-to-be-prince kind of type, Lord Ilpalazzo's the king, and the other characters are scattered about!
*A bit of "shoujo ai"/ girls in love/ in this fic (first time I've though this with girls..)
I hope this is good enough…
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Chapter 2- Lust of Feelings
Continuing from chapter one, Excel is dancing around the farm about Ilpalazzo's up coming ball
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"OH, how wonderful!" Excel exclaims. Her dress flies up as she twirls her skirt and starts to sing. " I shall go to the ball," proclaims Excel, " and I will make Lord Ilpalazzo notice me! He'll ask me to marry HIM and I will live happily ever after! There will be wedding bells and SO much fun on our wedding night! OH, Excel, you are so clever and beautiful! I'm so happy! Yahoo~~~! Hail Lord Ilpalazzo~~~!
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At the lonesome castle on top of the hill, Princess Hyatt is looking longingly out her bedroom window. Ignoring the designers making her wedding dress, the chiefs making the cake, the hall of decoration and jostle; Hyatt sighs in a huff. Her father, KING Ilpalazzo, was making no preparations, motherly crying about how Hyatt was all grown up. Just a few seconds ago, he came in and asked Hyatt what kind of condom she would be using tonight. Hyatt was discreet about this, and she knew her father loved her, but she didn't have the heart to tell him she didn't need one, and where her heart truly belonged.
Looking past the fields through her window, down to a farm, she focused all her thoughts on the one person dancing around with a long gold braid of her hair bounding around her. The hot flare of the sun made Hyatt's eyes tire as she could only see the gold speck of the farm girl running away and out of site.
It had been several months that Hyatt has watched this genki farm girl, and every time she did, the lust only grew. She thought this was the most beautiful being she had ever seen. She didn't want to babble this though, and knew her father would object. The first time she saw this girl, she was immediately infatuated with her but wasn't sure why. She didn't think much of girls ever in her life, but not has she ever thought of boys either. All she knew was that she had to see her again.
~~~Hyatt's Flashback~~~
"Oh, no!"
Riding in her private carriage past the farms, Hyatt notices her favorite necklace isn't with her and recalls leaving it on her dresser at the castle. She loved that necklace because it belonged to her mother. Her grandmother handed it to her a while after her mother was found dead in the cherry blossom garden. It was ornamented with deep blue and golden yellow gems twined together with silver wire. It meant much value to her and she told the driver to turn around and go back to the castle.
Just when he was swiftly turning around a gate, this golden haired girl popped out of nowhere and was hit by the carriage.
"Stop," shouts Hyatt, " I think we hit something." Stepping out of the carriage, there is a limp body of a teenage girl in the road, her hands twitching.
"Oh my! Are you all right Miss?" She knelt down beside the girl and delicately pushes back bangs to see her face. Her big eyes suddenly open, reflecting like green emeralds.
"Uhn…I can see the light…and my head fucking…hurts," the whisper becomes barely audible.
"Please don't talk," insists Hyatt, " let me help you up and get you help. I can pay for the care, food, and --"
"FOOD!?" The girl was up and flexing her shoulders. " C'mon then, and lets get the food!"
At a nearby Inn that had a restaurant, the girl ordered.
"I want Oden stew , a cup of fried noodles, a hot dog with lots of mustard, two strawberry frappes, a big bowl of ramen, a sandwich, curry, and some foie gras! And for dessert I'll have banana dumplings, mayonnaise tofu muniere, panna cotta, and salt broiled fish."[1]
'She must be very hungry and choosy,' thought Hyatt as she pleasantly smiled. Even though the girl wasn't looking at her, but instead looking at the tray of food she ordered that was being brought to their table, Hyatt solemnly kept to herself as the farm girl ate ferociously at the main dishes. A feeling of happiness was portrayed from this merry girl. Hyatt only felt like she was sitting with someone she wouldn't want to abandon, not caring about herself, but the health and happiness of this complete stranger.
"I want to thank you for giving Excel a fine meal, pretty lady!" She said that so quickly and all of a sudden, Hyatt couldn't make out what was said. She must have been starring at the girl for a long time and now she's finished eating.
"I'd love to pay, well, actually I don't," the girl said, rubbing her stomach, " but I gotta go! So long!" And before Hyatt could stand up, the girl was out the door.
~~~End of Flashback~~~
That was the last time Hyatt had ever spent with that girl, and probably the last. Even though it was practically odd, she wishes she had more time to be with her.
She wanted to go out and find the girl, hold her close, and tell her these emotions she was feeling. She could never do that because it would surely disgrace her father. Reality caught up with Hyatt as she collected the thought that she would never find love like this.
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Author's note: [1]That list of foods was from the 8th episode of Excel Saga.
I'm so sorry, but I feel I must make chapters short. I also feel this chapter is crappy (silently curses at my dumb intellectuality and tosses my books) And damn, do I loathe homework! By the way, if any of you were looking forward to the whole baddy wizard Kabapu stuff, that will be in maybe chapter 4... I hope. I wrote this chapter from the top of my head as I go because I'm picky with my draft that sucks. I'm not even finished with the draft itself.
Next chapter will be Excel and her fairly bossy godfather, Nabeshin, then the next to the ball were Hyatt's in for a surprise.
By: Muchacha
Email: muraki_ynm@hotmail.com
Authority: I DONT even own Excel Saga's characters I'm sure most of you know. Instead, I'm writing this crappy fic.
Summary: This is a parody of Excel Saga mixed with fairy tales. Hyatt plays the princess in love with Excel, Excel plays the farm girl-soon-to-be-prince kind of type, Lord Ilpalazzo's the king, and the other characters are scattered about!
*A bit of "shoujo ai"/ girls in love/ in this fic (first time I've though this with girls..)
I hope this is good enough…
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Chapter 2- Lust of Feelings
Continuing from chapter one, Excel is dancing around the farm about Ilpalazzo's up coming ball
~~~~~~~~
"OH, how wonderful!" Excel exclaims. Her dress flies up as she twirls her skirt and starts to sing. " I shall go to the ball," proclaims Excel, " and I will make Lord Ilpalazzo notice me! He'll ask me to marry HIM and I will live happily ever after! There will be wedding bells and SO much fun on our wedding night! OH, Excel, you are so clever and beautiful! I'm so happy! Yahoo~~~! Hail Lord Ilpalazzo~~~!
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At the lonesome castle on top of the hill, Princess Hyatt is looking longingly out her bedroom window. Ignoring the designers making her wedding dress, the chiefs making the cake, the hall of decoration and jostle; Hyatt sighs in a huff. Her father, KING Ilpalazzo, was making no preparations, motherly crying about how Hyatt was all grown up. Just a few seconds ago, he came in and asked Hyatt what kind of condom she would be using tonight. Hyatt was discreet about this, and she knew her father loved her, but she didn't have the heart to tell him she didn't need one, and where her heart truly belonged.
Looking past the fields through her window, down to a farm, she focused all her thoughts on the one person dancing around with a long gold braid of her hair bounding around her. The hot flare of the sun made Hyatt's eyes tire as she could only see the gold speck of the farm girl running away and out of site.
It had been several months that Hyatt has watched this genki farm girl, and every time she did, the lust only grew. She thought this was the most beautiful being she had ever seen. She didn't want to babble this though, and knew her father would object. The first time she saw this girl, she was immediately infatuated with her but wasn't sure why. She didn't think much of girls ever in her life, but not has she ever thought of boys either. All she knew was that she had to see her again.
~~~Hyatt's Flashback~~~
"Oh, no!"
Riding in her private carriage past the farms, Hyatt notices her favorite necklace isn't with her and recalls leaving it on her dresser at the castle. She loved that necklace because it belonged to her mother. Her grandmother handed it to her a while after her mother was found dead in the cherry blossom garden. It was ornamented with deep blue and golden yellow gems twined together with silver wire. It meant much value to her and she told the driver to turn around and go back to the castle.
Just when he was swiftly turning around a gate, this golden haired girl popped out of nowhere and was hit by the carriage.
"Stop," shouts Hyatt, " I think we hit something." Stepping out of the carriage, there is a limp body of a teenage girl in the road, her hands twitching.
"Oh my! Are you all right Miss?" She knelt down beside the girl and delicately pushes back bangs to see her face. Her big eyes suddenly open, reflecting like green emeralds.
"Uhn…I can see the light…and my head fucking…hurts," the whisper becomes barely audible.
"Please don't talk," insists Hyatt, " let me help you up and get you help. I can pay for the care, food, and --"
"FOOD!?" The girl was up and flexing her shoulders. " C'mon then, and lets get the food!"
At a nearby Inn that had a restaurant, the girl ordered.
"I want Oden stew , a cup of fried noodles, a hot dog with lots of mustard, two strawberry frappes, a big bowl of ramen, a sandwich, curry, and some foie gras! And for dessert I'll have banana dumplings, mayonnaise tofu muniere, panna cotta, and salt broiled fish."[1]
'She must be very hungry and choosy,' thought Hyatt as she pleasantly smiled. Even though the girl wasn't looking at her, but instead looking at the tray of food she ordered that was being brought to their table, Hyatt solemnly kept to herself as the farm girl ate ferociously at the main dishes. A feeling of happiness was portrayed from this merry girl. Hyatt only felt like she was sitting with someone she wouldn't want to abandon, not caring about herself, but the health and happiness of this complete stranger.
"I want to thank you for giving Excel a fine meal, pretty lady!" She said that so quickly and all of a sudden, Hyatt couldn't make out what was said. She must have been starring at the girl for a long time and now she's finished eating.
"I'd love to pay, well, actually I don't," the girl said, rubbing her stomach, " but I gotta go! So long!" And before Hyatt could stand up, the girl was out the door.
~~~End of Flashback~~~
That was the last time Hyatt had ever spent with that girl, and probably the last. Even though it was practically odd, she wishes she had more time to be with her.
She wanted to go out and find the girl, hold her close, and tell her these emotions she was feeling. She could never do that because it would surely disgrace her father. Reality caught up with Hyatt as she collected the thought that she would never find love like this.
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Author's note: [1]That list of foods was from the 8th episode of Excel Saga.
I'm so sorry, but I feel I must make chapters short. I also feel this chapter is crappy (silently curses at my dumb intellectuality and tosses my books) And damn, do I loathe homework! By the way, if any of you were looking forward to the whole baddy wizard Kabapu stuff, that will be in maybe chapter 4... I hope. I wrote this chapter from the top of my head as I go because I'm picky with my draft that sucks. I'm not even finished with the draft itself.
Next chapter will be Excel and her fairly bossy godfather, Nabeshin, then the next to the ball were Hyatt's in for a surprise.