Don't Leave Me- Excel's Fantasy Episode
By Muchacha
Good Lord! I haven't updated a while, and finally I do! Wassup w/ that? I was busy thinking stories, doing hw, playing scores, going on the internet, swooning over Gravitation, looking at Gravitation screenshots that made me laugh, finish my algebra project, study for my Spanish exam, I passed the exam w/ an A+, finish art projects after school, think of a plot for that other story I'm working on, et cetera….
Now I'm cut and have free time to write this story if John and Alex need to use the laptop -_-;;;
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Chapter… 4?
Baddy wizard Kabapu
At the ball, it was hustle and bustle. Disco lights flicker and the pop music roars. It was too loud for Hyatt. Going out to the garden, she quietly seats herself by the fountain.
She sighs. To find a husband was a difficult job. There were many suitors that came around the country to marry her. She hadn't yet met a good one.
She smiles. Though there was her cousin Watanabe. He was awfully kind and considerate to Hyatt, unlike to his friends Iwata and Sumiyoshi. He was informed of the ball and came to the castle. Lord Ilpalazzo mentioned he would make a great husband for her. She would think about it.
A rustling in the bushes to her left caught Hyatt's attention. Strangely, out crawled a teenage girl in princes' clothes. She was on all fours and drooling like a maniac, her eyes were dazed and her long braided hair of gold dragged on the floor.
"Oh, dear!"
Realizing it is the farm girl she met long ago, Hyatt kneels down beside her to help her sit on the fountain's bench. The blond teenager was mumbling something about 'on the verge of starvation'.
"Hold on," Hyatt saids as she holds her. Picking up a plate of turnovers, plums, and miscellaneous foods they had at the ball, she hands it to the girl, along with a glass of champagne.
The girl's eyes lit up and she jumps for the food. Drinking the glass in one gulp and devouring and tearing the food with her fangs.
"Shank yo bery mush!" She hurries to tear the chicken while drinking a glass of wine, talking with her mouth full. Hyatt only smiles and mutters a "you're welcome".
"Ah~~ that hit the spot!" She rubs her stomach while belching. "Thank you kind stranger for helping me fulfill my hunger! I'm Excel Excel, pleased to meet ya!" Her shouting could have caused Hyatt's eardrums to burst.
Excel keeps on talking. "I came here and was looking for the almighty Lord Ilpalazzo. I had through go through my bitchy godfather to get my clothes, which are too tight for me, and causing a wedgie--Anyway! When I got here, some person was tryin to steal my carriage, but a beat the shit outta him before he could drive off and stole his money! You should have security here-- so then I took a short cut through the hedges in the front, but it was like a jungle and I got lost! I could smell the food from the jungle, which I remembered I hadn't eaten in four damn weeks! I was weak and starving that I was crawling on my hands and knees! But my conscious told me I should crawl farther to reach my beloved and get married today-- and now I met you! Hiya! What's your name?"
The whole time she was babbling, Hyatt was in a trance watching Excel's lips move. The words drawled out of Hyatt's head like an echo and needed to turn up the volume. Then Excel moves closely to her and puts her hands on her shoulders.
"You OK?" She asks, actually concerned. " You don't look so good."
"I--" Hyatt suddenly collapses on Excel.
"Sweet Geezus!" She holds Hyatt tightly. "Hey, wake up! Are you dead?!"
She shakes Hyatt forcefully that her head bounces up and down.
Then a cloud of dark smoke with bubbles, and corny eerie music plays in the background.
"What the fu--" but she was interrupted.
"Excuse me?"
"A~~~H!!!" Her hair stands up with a jolt of surprise and she freezes with shock. She whirls around to see a dark-looking wizard wearing a dark-looking robe with a dark-looking pointy hat, beside her. "You scared the shit outta me!"
"Sorry, but I see you have the princess unconscious." He had a weird haircut and mustache. He walks up to her and grabs Hyatt. "I can take her, just give her to me and--"
"NO!" Excel tugs back while she still holds the other half of Hyatt's body. "You're kind of a creepy suspicious man," she accuses, "who just came out of the shadows like a mysterious evil! You think I'll give her to you so easily? How stupid do you think I am?"
"Maybe not…" Kabapu thinks for I second. "But-- hey, look! It's Michael Bolton!"
"Where!?" Excel abruptly turns her head. Big mistake. Having her distracted, Baddy wizard Kabapu was able to pick up Hyatt and disappear with the whole black cloud of smoke with bubbles and eerie music in the background.
"Oops."
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" Someone has kidnapped the princess! " Sumiyoshi told, or, uh, in his weird accent thingie kinda talk.
"Oh, no!" Watanabe sobbed in the arms of his friend, Iwata. "Why was sweet cousin Hyatt kidnapped!?" Everybody at the ball looked at him with sweat drops. He continued sobbing.
" But ," interrupted Sumiyoshi, " we found this cross dresser at the scene of the crime when Princess Hyatt vanished. " The knights brought in Excel who was being dragged by her braid.
"Hey!" Excel flapped her arms. " You've all got no right to treat a fair heroine like me this way!" The knights threw her at the feet if Lord Ilpalazzo sitting on his throne. She looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes. "Lord--"
"Silence." Ilpalazzo instructed. "Where is my daughter?"
"Oh, Lord Ilpala~~~zzo!" After begging, Excel jumped and hugged Ilpalazzo's legs. "I beg you for forgiveness!"
The knights had to pry off Excel and restrain her with a leash. She explained the whole exact story she explained to Hyatt, then added the part about a creepy suspicious looking man who came out of the shadows like a mysterious evil. " He was a dark-looking wizard," she explained, "with a dark-looking robe, a dark pointy-looking hat, and a funky hair and mustache…" When she was down, the entire ballroom was snoring and asleep. "Uh, Lord Ilpalazzo?"
"Zzz."
"WEREN"T YOU LISTENING?!"
The snore-bubble under Ilpalazzo's nose popped. "Huh? Oh-- what were you saying?"
"My Lord," Matsuya said, " I think she means to say Princess Hyatt was kidnapped by an evil wizard."
"Oh my God!" Iwata shouts. "You mean Princess Hyatt was princess-napped?!"
People in the room sighed with exasperation. A vain popped on Matsuya's head.
"It must have been that Baddy Wizard Kabapu," Lord Ilpalazzo muttered. " He's always trying to ruin my plans." He points a finger at Excel. " You," he exclaims, "will rescue back the princess from Baddy Wizard Kabapu at his castle."
"Wha~~~t?"
"…And you will be able to have half of the castle's gold, plus, become a prince."
"WHAT?!?!" And Excel faints.
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Author's note: Short. Simple. Kinda stupid. I hate it.
Please comment, and Excel will be happy!
muraki_ynm@hotmail.com
By Muchacha
Good Lord! I haven't updated a while, and finally I do! Wassup w/ that? I was busy thinking stories, doing hw, playing scores, going on the internet, swooning over Gravitation, looking at Gravitation screenshots that made me laugh, finish my algebra project, study for my Spanish exam, I passed the exam w/ an A+, finish art projects after school, think of a plot for that other story I'm working on, et cetera….
Now I'm cut and have free time to write this story if John and Alex need to use the laptop -_-;;;
~~~~~
Chapter… 4?
Baddy wizard Kabapu
At the ball, it was hustle and bustle. Disco lights flicker and the pop music roars. It was too loud for Hyatt. Going out to the garden, she quietly seats herself by the fountain.
She sighs. To find a husband was a difficult job. There were many suitors that came around the country to marry her. She hadn't yet met a good one.
She smiles. Though there was her cousin Watanabe. He was awfully kind and considerate to Hyatt, unlike to his friends Iwata and Sumiyoshi. He was informed of the ball and came to the castle. Lord Ilpalazzo mentioned he would make a great husband for her. She would think about it.
A rustling in the bushes to her left caught Hyatt's attention. Strangely, out crawled a teenage girl in princes' clothes. She was on all fours and drooling like a maniac, her eyes were dazed and her long braided hair of gold dragged on the floor.
"Oh, dear!"
Realizing it is the farm girl she met long ago, Hyatt kneels down beside her to help her sit on the fountain's bench. The blond teenager was mumbling something about 'on the verge of starvation'.
"Hold on," Hyatt saids as she holds her. Picking up a plate of turnovers, plums, and miscellaneous foods they had at the ball, she hands it to the girl, along with a glass of champagne.
The girl's eyes lit up and she jumps for the food. Drinking the glass in one gulp and devouring and tearing the food with her fangs.
"Shank yo bery mush!" She hurries to tear the chicken while drinking a glass of wine, talking with her mouth full. Hyatt only smiles and mutters a "you're welcome".
"Ah~~ that hit the spot!" She rubs her stomach while belching. "Thank you kind stranger for helping me fulfill my hunger! I'm Excel Excel, pleased to meet ya!" Her shouting could have caused Hyatt's eardrums to burst.
Excel keeps on talking. "I came here and was looking for the almighty Lord Ilpalazzo. I had through go through my bitchy godfather to get my clothes, which are too tight for me, and causing a wedgie--Anyway! When I got here, some person was tryin to steal my carriage, but a beat the shit outta him before he could drive off and stole his money! You should have security here-- so then I took a short cut through the hedges in the front, but it was like a jungle and I got lost! I could smell the food from the jungle, which I remembered I hadn't eaten in four damn weeks! I was weak and starving that I was crawling on my hands and knees! But my conscious told me I should crawl farther to reach my beloved and get married today-- and now I met you! Hiya! What's your name?"
The whole time she was babbling, Hyatt was in a trance watching Excel's lips move. The words drawled out of Hyatt's head like an echo and needed to turn up the volume. Then Excel moves closely to her and puts her hands on her shoulders.
"You OK?" She asks, actually concerned. " You don't look so good."
"I--" Hyatt suddenly collapses on Excel.
"Sweet Geezus!" She holds Hyatt tightly. "Hey, wake up! Are you dead?!"
She shakes Hyatt forcefully that her head bounces up and down.
Then a cloud of dark smoke with bubbles, and corny eerie music plays in the background.
"What the fu--" but she was interrupted.
"Excuse me?"
"A~~~H!!!" Her hair stands up with a jolt of surprise and she freezes with shock. She whirls around to see a dark-looking wizard wearing a dark-looking robe with a dark-looking pointy hat, beside her. "You scared the shit outta me!"
"Sorry, but I see you have the princess unconscious." He had a weird haircut and mustache. He walks up to her and grabs Hyatt. "I can take her, just give her to me and--"
"NO!" Excel tugs back while she still holds the other half of Hyatt's body. "You're kind of a creepy suspicious man," she accuses, "who just came out of the shadows like a mysterious evil! You think I'll give her to you so easily? How stupid do you think I am?"
"Maybe not…" Kabapu thinks for I second. "But-- hey, look! It's Michael Bolton!"
"Where!?" Excel abruptly turns her head. Big mistake. Having her distracted, Baddy wizard Kabapu was able to pick up Hyatt and disappear with the whole black cloud of smoke with bubbles and eerie music in the background.
"Oops."
~~~~~
" Someone has kidnapped the princess! " Sumiyoshi told, or, uh, in his weird accent thingie kinda talk.
"Oh, no!" Watanabe sobbed in the arms of his friend, Iwata. "Why was sweet cousin Hyatt kidnapped!?" Everybody at the ball looked at him with sweat drops. He continued sobbing.
" But ," interrupted Sumiyoshi, " we found this cross dresser at the scene of the crime when Princess Hyatt vanished. " The knights brought in Excel who was being dragged by her braid.
"Hey!" Excel flapped her arms. " You've all got no right to treat a fair heroine like me this way!" The knights threw her at the feet if Lord Ilpalazzo sitting on his throne. She looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes. "Lord--"
"Silence." Ilpalazzo instructed. "Where is my daughter?"
"Oh, Lord Ilpala~~~zzo!" After begging, Excel jumped and hugged Ilpalazzo's legs. "I beg you for forgiveness!"
The knights had to pry off Excel and restrain her with a leash. She explained the whole exact story she explained to Hyatt, then added the part about a creepy suspicious looking man who came out of the shadows like a mysterious evil. " He was a dark-looking wizard," she explained, "with a dark-looking robe, a dark pointy-looking hat, and a funky hair and mustache…" When she was down, the entire ballroom was snoring and asleep. "Uh, Lord Ilpalazzo?"
"Zzz."
"WEREN"T YOU LISTENING?!"
The snore-bubble under Ilpalazzo's nose popped. "Huh? Oh-- what were you saying?"
"My Lord," Matsuya said, " I think she means to say Princess Hyatt was kidnapped by an evil wizard."
"Oh my God!" Iwata shouts. "You mean Princess Hyatt was princess-napped?!"
People in the room sighed with exasperation. A vain popped on Matsuya's head.
"It must have been that Baddy Wizard Kabapu," Lord Ilpalazzo muttered. " He's always trying to ruin my plans." He points a finger at Excel. " You," he exclaims, "will rescue back the princess from Baddy Wizard Kabapu at his castle."
"Wha~~~t?"
"…And you will be able to have half of the castle's gold, plus, become a prince."
"WHAT?!?!" And Excel faints.
~~~~~
Author's note: Short. Simple. Kinda stupid. I hate it.
Please comment, and Excel will be happy!
muraki_ynm@hotmail.com