(A/N: No one was hurt in the making of this story only the little kid's
Darla scared when she was dressed as Marcus Flint trying to scare little
kid's.Oh and I did scare a couple kid's when I was running around with a
stick in my hand when it was on fire.But, that's a whole other story.Now
back to this story.)
*Harry Potter music plays and it shows a picture of Draco and Harry and the Weasly twins then it shows Tausha spinning around in her chair and Darla smiling*
Tausha:Welcome to the...
Darla/Tausha:Darla and Tausha show!
Darla:We have breaking news!
Tausha:On the The weasly twin's.
Darla:This is just in, the weasly twins were seen carrying around huge pink plastic lookinging ball's the size of bludger's early this morning around five AM outside the Slytherin common room.Then at seven AM Gregory Goyle opened the door and the stink bomb's blew up.Here's the picture's taken after the fact.
Da*Show's Darla and Draco kissing and then it show's green gas leaking inside and people running out.*
Darla:HEY!
*Tausha laugh's so hard she fall's off her chair.*
Darla:*glare's* They are now being investigated right now as we speak.
Tausha:Now for a our special guest..Severus Snape!
Snape:*glare* Hello.
Darla:Hello Professer Severus Snape.
Tausha:So how do you feel about the Weasly investifation?
Snape:*Screaming*ALL I GOTTA SAY IS WHEN I GET A HOLD OF THEM SEVENTY POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR.
Darla:Now were you a Deat Eater for...
Tausha:Voldie Moldie!
Severus:His name is LORD VOLDMORT!
Darla:So were you a Death Eater?
Tausha:*Dazeing at ceiling*Wow there's one million little dots..
Severus:I was but not anymore, young lady!
Tausha:Want something to drink?
Severus:Salt water with a hint of Grease.
*Tausha laugh's and put's a bottle of ,"Forge's and Gred's magical Love spell." in the drink.*
Darla:So Professer ,who is your favorite student of the slytherin group?
*Severus take's a drink of the,"water".*
Severus:Mmm...well let's see.
*He get's red heart's in his eyes and look's dreamly at Darla*
Severus:Darla my sweet, marry me and you can be Mrs.Snape.
*Tausha is on the floor laughing so hard she's crying, Darla (being creeped out) kicks snape and grab's a broom hiting Snape on the head*
Snape:My sweet!Marry me!
*Darla see's Crabbe (who was standing behind the camera) and throw's the water at him, Crabbe get's heart's in his eyes and stares dreamly at Tausha*
Crabbe:Ah my sweet Tausha.Marry me.
*Tausha scream's and run's away hitting the camera that land's on the ground to show Darla hitting snape on the head with a broom and Tausha screaming like a banshee running away from Crabbe.*
Tausha/Darla:That's all for today!Bye!
*Video goes blurry.*
*Harry Potter music plays and it shows a picture of Draco and Harry and the Weasly twins then it shows Tausha spinning around in her chair and Darla smiling*
Tausha:Welcome to the...
Darla/Tausha:Darla and Tausha show!
Darla:We have breaking news!
Tausha:On the The weasly twin's.
Darla:This is just in, the weasly twins were seen carrying around huge pink plastic lookinging ball's the size of bludger's early this morning around five AM outside the Slytherin common room.Then at seven AM Gregory Goyle opened the door and the stink bomb's blew up.Here's the picture's taken after the fact.
Da*Show's Darla and Draco kissing and then it show's green gas leaking inside and people running out.*
Darla:HEY!
*Tausha laugh's so hard she fall's off her chair.*
Darla:*glare's* They are now being investigated right now as we speak.
Tausha:Now for a our special guest..Severus Snape!
Snape:*glare* Hello.
Darla:Hello Professer Severus Snape.
Tausha:So how do you feel about the Weasly investifation?
Snape:*Screaming*ALL I GOTTA SAY IS WHEN I GET A HOLD OF THEM SEVENTY POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR.
Darla:Now were you a Deat Eater for...
Tausha:Voldie Moldie!
Severus:His name is LORD VOLDMORT!
Darla:So were you a Death Eater?
Tausha:*Dazeing at ceiling*Wow there's one million little dots..
Severus:I was but not anymore, young lady!
Tausha:Want something to drink?
Severus:Salt water with a hint of Grease.
*Tausha laugh's and put's a bottle of ,"Forge's and Gred's magical Love spell." in the drink.*
Darla:So Professer ,who is your favorite student of the slytherin group?
*Severus take's a drink of the,"water".*
Severus:Mmm...well let's see.
*He get's red heart's in his eyes and look's dreamly at Darla*
Severus:Darla my sweet, marry me and you can be Mrs.Snape.
*Tausha is on the floor laughing so hard she's crying, Darla (being creeped out) kicks snape and grab's a broom hiting Snape on the head*
Snape:My sweet!Marry me!
*Darla see's Crabbe (who was standing behind the camera) and throw's the water at him, Crabbe get's heart's in his eyes and stares dreamly at Tausha*
Crabbe:Ah my sweet Tausha.Marry me.
*Tausha scream's and run's away hitting the camera that land's on the ground to show Darla hitting snape on the head with a broom and Tausha screaming like a banshee running away from Crabbe.*
Tausha/Darla:That's all for today!Bye!
*Video goes blurry.*