*Music start's up and show's Darla and Tausha*
Darla:Welcome! We have special stuff on this episode! But breaking news Hagrid went to the Leaky cauldron and got over five hundred gallon's of butterbeer and got very out of control! He ate Professer Flitwick's Clown car and a Fluboworm named ,"Wabbe." Who belonged to, Crabbe.The ending to the story is that Hagrid can't go past four hundred and ninety nine bottle's and Profeser Flitwick's car and Crabbe's fluboworm are long gone.
*Darla raises her eyebrow*
Darla:A veiwer just sent us this footage that was taken a couple of hour's ago.
*Show's a frog hopping*
Person behind Camera:Look at the cute little Trevor-Trevor.Go on Trevor go into the little wittle library!
*Show's the inside of a library and a frog hopping.Suddenly,some shuffling is heard, whoever was behind the camera grab's the frog,drop's the camera and run's away.A long scream and moan is heard and a couple of minute's it show's a Profeser Snape and Profeser.Mcgonagall.*
Professser Mcgonagall:Thank's for the "help" Snape baby.
Profeser Snape:No problem Sexy!
*The footage end's to show Darla very,VERY wide eyed and scared look*
Darla:Oh my goodness!Let's just say I'll be having nightmares for a while and that wasn't a ghost making that noise in the library!*Arches eyebrow* Here's a commercial.
Fleur Decleur:Ze' want to learn ze' 'Ittish languge?Zen' try de' Brittish:A,B,C's. Ze' worked for me Ze'll work for z' you.Here is Ze' picture of ze' when I was a zittle zittle girl ze see?
*A big "boring" flashes on the screen and goes to George and Fred who have bottle's and boxes of stuff on a shelf and a painted red sign that says,"Weasly Wizard shop."*
Fred:Hello folk's! I'm here with my brother George and we're talking about the only joke shop in hogwart's.It's fantastic! We got stink bomb's,Suprise Spring's, Exsplosive Excellencent's,bertie bott's every flavored bean's,Choclate frog's and wizard card's!
George:Everything is at a good price!
Fred:Even cheeper that how Snape look's!
*Goes blurry and show's a snape in a robot look.*
Snape/Robot:*Robot voice* Ten point's from Griffinfor.
*Goes back to Darla and Tausha*
Tausha:Now to OLIVER WOOD!
*Oliver has a huge microphone and is standing in front of a whole bunch of broom's.*
Oliver:Hello chap's and gal's! Today we're talking about the Zipper 150, it's a true beauty.Used back in the early ninteenth century.
*Dean pop's up in the corner of the screen with a soccer poster behind him*
Dean:Soccer is played with a black and white ball that is kicked to get into the other team's goal and is guarded by a goalie.
Oliver:Hey!
*Screen goes blurry and show's "Please stayed tuned" with a picture of Oliver.Three minute's later...*
Oliver:Sorry about that quiditch fan's!Now these beauty's over here are a tad older than the zipper.
*Dean run's up and throw's a soccer poster of the camera which causes the camera to knock over and all you can here is voices*
Oliver:Get back here!!
Dean:Help me a wild irish guy's after me.
*Goes back to Tausha who's twirling her finger in her hair and blowing bubble's in her bubble gum and batting eyelashes*
Tausha:Hello to all the cute prefect's.Oh wait there's only one cute one and that's Percy! Hi Percy-wercy!
*Darla glares at her*
Tausha:Oh now to boring Nelvile Longbottom's.
*Show Nelvile with a yellow raincoat and matching umbrella.*
Nelvile:Slight sprinkle's today!
*Rain pour's down very hard mud puddle's form in second's*
Nelvile:Atleast,there isn't any thundering or lightening.
*A big boom of lighting is seen and Nelvile squeek's like a girl and run's off*
Darla:Now to the best part of the show except for my part's, Draco's Dorm!
*Show's "Draco" in green letters that fade to white and disspear and Draco sitting on a leather couch with a smug look.*
Draco:Mudblood's stink.
*Show's Darla with a tissue in one hand and a cell phone in the other.*
Darla:*Wipe's a tear on the tissue* I want five thousand freaking copies of that! I don't care if it is just two word's!It was so beautiful!No this isn't Tausha trying to order another Percy video on my account.
*Tausha roll's her eyes*
Tausha: Now to the interview , Marcus Flint.
Marcus:*Really weird voice*Hello.
*Darla scream's and Tausha faint's from the yellow color on his teeth and Darla pushes Marcus Flint out and to revive her Darla put's a picture of Percy over her and Tausha awakens*
Tausha:I'm never ever listening to my sister on who to interview again!
Darla:Duh you blonde! That's it for today! Bye folk's!
Darla:Welcome! We have special stuff on this episode! But breaking news Hagrid went to the Leaky cauldron and got over five hundred gallon's of butterbeer and got very out of control! He ate Professer Flitwick's Clown car and a Fluboworm named ,"Wabbe." Who belonged to, Crabbe.The ending to the story is that Hagrid can't go past four hundred and ninety nine bottle's and Profeser Flitwick's car and Crabbe's fluboworm are long gone.
*Darla raises her eyebrow*
Darla:A veiwer just sent us this footage that was taken a couple of hour's ago.
*Show's a frog hopping*
Person behind Camera:Look at the cute little Trevor-Trevor.Go on Trevor go into the little wittle library!
*Show's the inside of a library and a frog hopping.Suddenly,some shuffling is heard, whoever was behind the camera grab's the frog,drop's the camera and run's away.A long scream and moan is heard and a couple of minute's it show's a Profeser Snape and Profeser.Mcgonagall.*
Professser Mcgonagall:Thank's for the "help" Snape baby.
Profeser Snape:No problem Sexy!
*The footage end's to show Darla very,VERY wide eyed and scared look*
Darla:Oh my goodness!Let's just say I'll be having nightmares for a while and that wasn't a ghost making that noise in the library!*Arches eyebrow* Here's a commercial.
Fleur Decleur:Ze' want to learn ze' 'Ittish languge?Zen' try de' Brittish:A,B,C's. Ze' worked for me Ze'll work for z' you.Here is Ze' picture of ze' when I was a zittle zittle girl ze see?
*A big "boring" flashes on the screen and goes to George and Fred who have bottle's and boxes of stuff on a shelf and a painted red sign that says,"Weasly Wizard shop."*
Fred:Hello folk's! I'm here with my brother George and we're talking about the only joke shop in hogwart's.It's fantastic! We got stink bomb's,Suprise Spring's, Exsplosive Excellencent's,bertie bott's every flavored bean's,Choclate frog's and wizard card's!
George:Everything is at a good price!
Fred:Even cheeper that how Snape look's!
*Goes blurry and show's a snape in a robot look.*
Snape/Robot:*Robot voice* Ten point's from Griffinfor.
*Goes back to Darla and Tausha*
Tausha:Now to OLIVER WOOD!
*Oliver has a huge microphone and is standing in front of a whole bunch of broom's.*
Oliver:Hello chap's and gal's! Today we're talking about the Zipper 150, it's a true beauty.Used back in the early ninteenth century.
*Dean pop's up in the corner of the screen with a soccer poster behind him*
Dean:Soccer is played with a black and white ball that is kicked to get into the other team's goal and is guarded by a goalie.
Oliver:Hey!
*Screen goes blurry and show's "Please stayed tuned" with a picture of Oliver.Three minute's later...*
Oliver:Sorry about that quiditch fan's!Now these beauty's over here are a tad older than the zipper.
*Dean run's up and throw's a soccer poster of the camera which causes the camera to knock over and all you can here is voices*
Oliver:Get back here!!
Dean:Help me a wild irish guy's after me.
*Goes back to Tausha who's twirling her finger in her hair and blowing bubble's in her bubble gum and batting eyelashes*
Tausha:Hello to all the cute prefect's.Oh wait there's only one cute one and that's Percy! Hi Percy-wercy!
*Darla glares at her*
Tausha:Oh now to boring Nelvile Longbottom's.
*Show Nelvile with a yellow raincoat and matching umbrella.*
Nelvile:Slight sprinkle's today!
*Rain pour's down very hard mud puddle's form in second's*
Nelvile:Atleast,there isn't any thundering or lightening.
*A big boom of lighting is seen and Nelvile squeek's like a girl and run's off*
Darla:Now to the best part of the show except for my part's, Draco's Dorm!
*Show's "Draco" in green letters that fade to white and disspear and Draco sitting on a leather couch with a smug look.*
Draco:Mudblood's stink.
*Show's Darla with a tissue in one hand and a cell phone in the other.*
Darla:*Wipe's a tear on the tissue* I want five thousand freaking copies of that! I don't care if it is just two word's!It was so beautiful!No this isn't Tausha trying to order another Percy video on my account.
*Tausha roll's her eyes*
Tausha: Now to the interview , Marcus Flint.
Marcus:*Really weird voice*Hello.
*Darla scream's and Tausha faint's from the yellow color on his teeth and Darla pushes Marcus Flint out and to revive her Darla put's a picture of Percy over her and Tausha awakens*
Tausha:I'm never ever listening to my sister on who to interview again!
Darla:Duh you blonde! That's it for today! Bye folk's!