THE CONFUSION
Disclaimer: Alrighty, I own nothing, I want nothing, I AM NOTHING!! MUAHAHAHAHA! K, I'm gonna sit down now and ponder.
Note: I have no freakin idea why the hell I wrote this. This is the result of being grounded and bored, people! Everyone do well on their report cards, or your parents will have your asses! Damn AP Biology.they're all out to get meee!!
Jake -
It was a Saturday morning. The doorbell rang and woke me up. I was thoroughly pissed off. I stared at the red numbers on my clock. 9:00 AM. Goddammit, it was too early.
Someone, probably Tom opened the door.
"Hey Tom! Is Jake there?" I knew that voice. Erek the Chee..
"I'm coming!" I yelled. I rolled out of bed, slipped on my pink fuzzy bunny slippers, and tromped down the stairs. I tripped on the third stair down and bounced down the stairwell.
"you okay, midget?" Tom asked.
"Yeah. Go away." I mumbled. Tom laughed and went out the back door.
"Jake I got some news for you. Tell the otheres to meet me at Cassies barn." Erek took off.
I locked myself in the bathroom and morphed falcon in private. Then I cursed myself. I couldn't unlock the door with my beak, and the bathroom had no window! I demorphed and ran to my room and locked the door. I remorphed falcon.
DAMN!! I yelled. I forgot to unlock and open my window.
Goddammit stupid motha- "nyeeeeeerf!" my cursing was interrupted when my mouth reappeared. I unlocked the window, morphed and flew out the window.
CRAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I flew headfirst into the storm screen in front of my window.
Goddamn!! the screen fell to the ground. Screw that. I flew to Marco's house. He was nearest. Luckily, his window was wide open. I dove in .
Marco, we have to go to Cassie's - AHHHH!
"WHAT THE HELL JAKE!?!" Rachel covered her naked body with her bedspread.
What are you doing naked in Marco's house!? I demanded, shielding my eyes.
"This is MY HOUSE, you idiot!!" she screeched.
Oh, crap, my bad! I apologized. But why is your window open?
Tobias flew in the window. Hey Rach, you ready? he asked in a low seductive thought speak voice. He stopped and stared at me.
Oh my god, that's gross! I yelled. Sorry to interrupt your little, uh, meeting. But we have to go to Cassies barn. Erek's got news.
"Get out of here, Jake!" Rachel screamed and threw a paper weight at me. I hauled my feathered ass outta there.
So, we cant do this now? Tobias asked as I sped away to Marco's house.
I reached Marco's real house. Unfortunetly, HIS window was not open. And he wasn't in his room. He was downstairs scrambling some eggs.
I flew to the kitchen window and tapped.
Marco! I called.
"Ahhh!" he yelled, startled. He knocked a stack of recipe books onto the stove. They all caught fire.
AHH! I yelled. Marco opened the window and let me in.
"What do I do!?" he asked. His kitchen was slowly being engulfed by flames.
Water, you idiot! I yelled. He ran outside, grabbed a garden hose, and started to hose down the fire.
Wait isn't that the hose your dad uses to siphon gasol- BOOOM!
The kitchen blew up. Luckily, Marco was wearing a particularly tough, fireproof apron. With a pink floral patern. I, on the other hand, had my ass fried. Ax walked in, in his human form. Marco? Did you make fried chicken? I smell lovely salt and grease!"
"Shut up Ax." I said. I demorphed and remorphed.
Both of you get to Cassie's.. Erek has news. They morphed bird and followed me to the barn. Everyone was already there. We demorphed. I stared.
"Cassie? What are you doing in a cage?" I asked.
"Umm, I was pretending to be a horse." Cassie blushed. "and I cant find the keys."
"A horse in a cage?" I asked.
"Hey Erek has news. Pay attention." She snapped, changing the subject.
"Yeah." He looked at all of us and took a deep breath.
"Um, I'm gay."
Yeah. That's it. I'm sorry. I can just imagine the flames I'm gonna get for this one.hehehe
Disclaimer: Alrighty, I own nothing, I want nothing, I AM NOTHING!! MUAHAHAHAHA! K, I'm gonna sit down now and ponder.
Note: I have no freakin idea why the hell I wrote this. This is the result of being grounded and bored, people! Everyone do well on their report cards, or your parents will have your asses! Damn AP Biology.they're all out to get meee!!
Jake -
It was a Saturday morning. The doorbell rang and woke me up. I was thoroughly pissed off. I stared at the red numbers on my clock. 9:00 AM. Goddammit, it was too early.
Someone, probably Tom opened the door.
"Hey Tom! Is Jake there?" I knew that voice. Erek the Chee..
"I'm coming!" I yelled. I rolled out of bed, slipped on my pink fuzzy bunny slippers, and tromped down the stairs. I tripped on the third stair down and bounced down the stairwell.
"you okay, midget?" Tom asked.
"Yeah. Go away." I mumbled. Tom laughed and went out the back door.
"Jake I got some news for you. Tell the otheres to meet me at Cassies barn." Erek took off.
I locked myself in the bathroom and morphed falcon in private. Then I cursed myself. I couldn't unlock the door with my beak, and the bathroom had no window! I demorphed and ran to my room and locked the door. I remorphed falcon.
DAMN!! I yelled. I forgot to unlock and open my window.
Goddammit stupid motha- "nyeeeeeerf!" my cursing was interrupted when my mouth reappeared. I unlocked the window, morphed and flew out the window.
CRAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I flew headfirst into the storm screen in front of my window.
Goddamn!! the screen fell to the ground. Screw that. I flew to Marco's house. He was nearest. Luckily, his window was wide open. I dove in .
Marco, we have to go to Cassie's - AHHHH!
"WHAT THE HELL JAKE!?!" Rachel covered her naked body with her bedspread.
What are you doing naked in Marco's house!? I demanded, shielding my eyes.
"This is MY HOUSE, you idiot!!" she screeched.
Oh, crap, my bad! I apologized. But why is your window open?
Tobias flew in the window. Hey Rach, you ready? he asked in a low seductive thought speak voice. He stopped and stared at me.
Oh my god, that's gross! I yelled. Sorry to interrupt your little, uh, meeting. But we have to go to Cassies barn. Erek's got news.
"Get out of here, Jake!" Rachel screamed and threw a paper weight at me. I hauled my feathered ass outta there.
So, we cant do this now? Tobias asked as I sped away to Marco's house.
I reached Marco's real house. Unfortunetly, HIS window was not open. And he wasn't in his room. He was downstairs scrambling some eggs.
I flew to the kitchen window and tapped.
Marco! I called.
"Ahhh!" he yelled, startled. He knocked a stack of recipe books onto the stove. They all caught fire.
AHH! I yelled. Marco opened the window and let me in.
"What do I do!?" he asked. His kitchen was slowly being engulfed by flames.
Water, you idiot! I yelled. He ran outside, grabbed a garden hose, and started to hose down the fire.
Wait isn't that the hose your dad uses to siphon gasol- BOOOM!
The kitchen blew up. Luckily, Marco was wearing a particularly tough, fireproof apron. With a pink floral patern. I, on the other hand, had my ass fried. Ax walked in, in his human form. Marco? Did you make fried chicken? I smell lovely salt and grease!"
"Shut up Ax." I said. I demorphed and remorphed.
Both of you get to Cassie's.. Erek has news. They morphed bird and followed me to the barn. Everyone was already there. We demorphed. I stared.
"Cassie? What are you doing in a cage?" I asked.
"Umm, I was pretending to be a horse." Cassie blushed. "and I cant find the keys."
"A horse in a cage?" I asked.
"Hey Erek has news. Pay attention." She snapped, changing the subject.
"Yeah." He looked at all of us and took a deep breath.
"Um, I'm gay."
Yeah. That's it. I'm sorry. I can just imagine the flames I'm gonna get for this one.hehehe