Sakura's First time with Syaoran in the Front Yard
Author: SwEeT AnGeL
Rating: R
Summary: Fujitaka hears something from the front yard that is rather…disturbing. And he decides to investigate.
Type: One-shot humor/romance
Author's Note: Again, this is sorta 'chapter 2' of 'Sakura's First time with Syaoran in the…'. I'm planning on making about two more chapters, each that are in different places with different people listening. So read and review!
Fujitaka was reading his newspaper in the living room. It was a beautiful Saturday morning, and Sakura was outside with Syaoran, her boyfriend.
Fujitaka didn't necessarily approve of Sakura having a boyfriend, but Syaoran was a good boy and he could trust Sakura.
Then he heard some wild giggling from the front yard.
"Hmm," Fujitaka mused, and got up to look outside the window.
He couldn't see anyone anywhere, but it was definitely Syaoran and Sakura in the front yard…doing something.
"Is is all right if we do this? Is anyone home?" Syaoran asked.
"Of course it's all right. And it doesn't matter if anyone's home. We're alone in the front yard. So, are you sure you want me to do this?" Sakura asked.
"I'm positive. I'm ready. So, teach me and teach me well," Syaoran answred.
Fujitaka groaned inwardly.
Unless he was mistaken, there were two teens out in his front yard on hormone overload.
And what was all this with Sakura teaching HIM? It wasn't like Sakura knew how to have sex, right?
Right?
"So what do I do first?" Syaoran asked.
"Open it up, blow in it and put it one. You want to protect yourself. Never know how many germs may be lurking around here," Sakura answered.
'At least they're using protection,' Fujitaka mused.
"Done? Okay. Now, get the thing. Got it? Okay, now just follow me."
Fujitaka strained his ears to hear what was going on.
All he could hear was some rough noise that was repeating itself over and over.
"I'm almost done," Syaoran announced.
"Let me get ready," Sakura replied.
"Did you open it up?" Syaoran asked.
"Yeah. It's open and ready for you," Sakura said and giggled.
"Okay. Here goes nothing," Syaoran said.
Fujitaka could hear some scraping noises, and Sakura started laughing, "You got it all over me? Bad boy!"
"Want to play in it?" Syaoran asked, "Like they do in TV?"
"Come on, Syaoran. We got to get a job done. No playing on it," Sakura scolded.
'TV? A job?' Fujitaka asked himself, puzzling over it.
After several more minutes, Sakura announced, "We're done! Let's dispose the stuff and go back inside."
Dispose? Ugh. The used condom inside his trash can? Absolutely sickening.
Fujitaka suddenly hit himself on the head, "What am I doing here, just listening to them? I could've stopped them!"
Fujitaka marched out into the front yard, where Sakura and Syaoran were standing and talking to each other.
Sakura was carrying a black trash bag, and Syaoran was wearing a pair of plastic gloves and carrying a rake.
"What were you two doing out here a few minutes ago?" Fujitaka asked sternly.
"I was teaching Syaoran how to rake leaves," Sakura said, "Duh?"
A/N: Lol! Well, that's the end of it. I wrote this in a record ten minutes! Wow! Well, please review. And give me some more ideas! REVIEW!!!!
Author: SwEeT AnGeL
Rating: R
Summary: Fujitaka hears something from the front yard that is rather…disturbing. And he decides to investigate.
Type: One-shot humor/romance
Author's Note: Again, this is sorta 'chapter 2' of 'Sakura's First time with Syaoran in the…'. I'm planning on making about two more chapters, each that are in different places with different people listening. So read and review!
Fujitaka was reading his newspaper in the living room. It was a beautiful Saturday morning, and Sakura was outside with Syaoran, her boyfriend.
Fujitaka didn't necessarily approve of Sakura having a boyfriend, but Syaoran was a good boy and he could trust Sakura.
Then he heard some wild giggling from the front yard.
"Hmm," Fujitaka mused, and got up to look outside the window.
He couldn't see anyone anywhere, but it was definitely Syaoran and Sakura in the front yard…doing something.
"Is is all right if we do this? Is anyone home?" Syaoran asked.
"Of course it's all right. And it doesn't matter if anyone's home. We're alone in the front yard. So, are you sure you want me to do this?" Sakura asked.
"I'm positive. I'm ready. So, teach me and teach me well," Syaoran answred.
Fujitaka groaned inwardly.
Unless he was mistaken, there were two teens out in his front yard on hormone overload.
And what was all this with Sakura teaching HIM? It wasn't like Sakura knew how to have sex, right?
Right?
"So what do I do first?" Syaoran asked.
"Open it up, blow in it and put it one. You want to protect yourself. Never know how many germs may be lurking around here," Sakura answered.
'At least they're using protection,' Fujitaka mused.
"Done? Okay. Now, get the thing. Got it? Okay, now just follow me."
Fujitaka strained his ears to hear what was going on.
All he could hear was some rough noise that was repeating itself over and over.
"I'm almost done," Syaoran announced.
"Let me get ready," Sakura replied.
"Did you open it up?" Syaoran asked.
"Yeah. It's open and ready for you," Sakura said and giggled.
"Okay. Here goes nothing," Syaoran said.
Fujitaka could hear some scraping noises, and Sakura started laughing, "You got it all over me? Bad boy!"
"Want to play in it?" Syaoran asked, "Like they do in TV?"
"Come on, Syaoran. We got to get a job done. No playing on it," Sakura scolded.
'TV? A job?' Fujitaka asked himself, puzzling over it.
After several more minutes, Sakura announced, "We're done! Let's dispose the stuff and go back inside."
Dispose? Ugh. The used condom inside his trash can? Absolutely sickening.
Fujitaka suddenly hit himself on the head, "What am I doing here, just listening to them? I could've stopped them!"
Fujitaka marched out into the front yard, where Sakura and Syaoran were standing and talking to each other.
Sakura was carrying a black trash bag, and Syaoran was wearing a pair of plastic gloves and carrying a rake.
"What were you two doing out here a few minutes ago?" Fujitaka asked sternly.
"I was teaching Syaoran how to rake leaves," Sakura said, "Duh?"
A/N: Lol! Well, that's the end of it. I wrote this in a record ten minutes! Wow! Well, please review. And give me some more ideas! REVIEW!!!!