Disclaimer: I don't own gundam unfortunately. Well, I do, but not in real
life, *pouts* only in my dreams.
Author's Note: This is my little attempt at my own challenge fic. I made the requirements and me and my friends decided that we each would do our own version of it. The requirements are as follows:
Heero has to attempt to shave his legs, nick himself, and then whine way too much about it.
Quatre has to say "Wuz up dawg?"
Relena has to have a creepy stalker person that kidnaps her, chops her into pieces, and sends those pieces to the group. Also, Heero has to make a comment to Dorothy about it being a fitting end for the bitch.
Dorothy has to tie Quatre up and rape him because she feels she owes Quatre for the whole stabbing thing.
Wufei has to be caught looking at porn. (You decide what type.)
Duo has to be suspected of being Relena's murderer because he was mad at her for getting too close to his Heero and Trowa.
Zechs has to get drunk and try to sing some humiliating pop song. (You decide which song.)
Treize has to get all happy about receiving a squishy snow globe from a mysterious secret admirer. (You get to decide who the sender is. You should also make a note about Treize liking it because it feels like a booby. He's such a perv.)
Quatre has to start listening to Slipknot and own their cd.
Trowa has to want to join ICP.
Wufei has to get mad at Duo and rape him.
Treize has to be caught licking his new gift and possibly masturbating. (I have a squishy snow globe and I caught one of my guy friends doing that to it. *wrinkles her nose in disgust*)
Heero has to continue whining about the nick and goes around pouting when no one pays any attention to him. Later, it has to get infected and he has to go to the hospital and get a bunch of shots and take foul tasting medication. (*shakes her head* Poor Heero, I feel your pain.)
Quatre has to smash up his violin like the rock stars do with their guitars.
Trowa has to nearly get gang raped by ICP because they start getting tired of him following them around.
Noin has to decide that she wants to become an elementary school teacher. (I feel sorry, for Noin that is. Children are evil!)
Rashid has to try and confront Quatre about his strange behavior and is told to fuck off and die.
Lady Une gets locked up in a mental institution.
Duo has to attempt to microwave a roach.
Howard has to become a Jehovah's Witness, so Trowa tries to stab him like in the ICP song.
Wufei is given a pet parrot that begins mimicking his every word, even things that are just plain wrong.
One of the pilots finds a bottle of viagra and they begin to wonder whose it is. (You get to decide who finds it and who owns it.)
Duo gets a pet slug and names it squiggy.
Wufei's parrot has to eat Duo's slug. They have to have a funeral for it or else Duo would bug all of them to no end.
Rashid finds a bong in Quatre's room.
So those are the requirements and I can already tell this will be a somewhat long story. I'll get the first part up as soon as I can. Any comments or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Author's Note: This is my little attempt at my own challenge fic. I made the requirements and me and my friends decided that we each would do our own version of it. The requirements are as follows:
Heero has to attempt to shave his legs, nick himself, and then whine way too much about it.
Quatre has to say "Wuz up dawg?"
Relena has to have a creepy stalker person that kidnaps her, chops her into pieces, and sends those pieces to the group. Also, Heero has to make a comment to Dorothy about it being a fitting end for the bitch.
Dorothy has to tie Quatre up and rape him because she feels she owes Quatre for the whole stabbing thing.
Wufei has to be caught looking at porn. (You decide what type.)
Duo has to be suspected of being Relena's murderer because he was mad at her for getting too close to his Heero and Trowa.
Zechs has to get drunk and try to sing some humiliating pop song. (You decide which song.)
Treize has to get all happy about receiving a squishy snow globe from a mysterious secret admirer. (You get to decide who the sender is. You should also make a note about Treize liking it because it feels like a booby. He's such a perv.)
Quatre has to start listening to Slipknot and own their cd.
Trowa has to want to join ICP.
Wufei has to get mad at Duo and rape him.
Treize has to be caught licking his new gift and possibly masturbating. (I have a squishy snow globe and I caught one of my guy friends doing that to it. *wrinkles her nose in disgust*)
Heero has to continue whining about the nick and goes around pouting when no one pays any attention to him. Later, it has to get infected and he has to go to the hospital and get a bunch of shots and take foul tasting medication. (*shakes her head* Poor Heero, I feel your pain.)
Quatre has to smash up his violin like the rock stars do with their guitars.
Trowa has to nearly get gang raped by ICP because they start getting tired of him following them around.
Noin has to decide that she wants to become an elementary school teacher. (I feel sorry, for Noin that is. Children are evil!)
Rashid has to try and confront Quatre about his strange behavior and is told to fuck off and die.
Lady Une gets locked up in a mental institution.
Duo has to attempt to microwave a roach.
Howard has to become a Jehovah's Witness, so Trowa tries to stab him like in the ICP song.
Wufei is given a pet parrot that begins mimicking his every word, even things that are just plain wrong.
One of the pilots finds a bottle of viagra and they begin to wonder whose it is. (You get to decide who finds it and who owns it.)
Duo gets a pet slug and names it squiggy.
Wufei's parrot has to eat Duo's slug. They have to have a funeral for it or else Duo would bug all of them to no end.
Rashid finds a bong in Quatre's room.
So those are the requirements and I can already tell this will be a somewhat long story. I'll get the first part up as soon as I can. Any comments or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.