A/N: Well thanks goes out to Pookie Nookie, who has been the only reviewer so far, you're the greatest! Read on and drop me a line!
I don't own dragonballz
*thoughts*
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Maron was in tears, much to the annoyance of Tina.
"He was so sweet... why does he want to leave me?"
"Well, considering the fact you thought that BEAST we just met was cute, I wonder why he didn't leave you sooner."
"TINA!!"
"Well, Jason, I'm telling it like it is. If you want her... fine. I'm only your sister, all I can do is give advice, like that you'll be dating a complete airhead."
Maron was so busy feeling sorry for herself, she didn't even hear the insult. "Well, I'm going to Burger King. If you're following, YOU can pay for the dumbass." Tina walked away quickly.
Back at Capsule Corp...
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FATHER-SON BONDING TIME? I'D BE IN SAFER HANDS
WITH THE ANDROIDS!!!"
"Calm down Trunks. It won't be that bad."
"WON'T BE THAT BAD??!!! He caught me looking at his used staple collection and chased me around the house with an axe!!!" Mirari Trunks thought for a minute, then shrugged. "Well, good luck trying to convince HIM to go. If you can do that, I'll go. If not..."
"What?"
"I'll need you to do a favour for me."
"Such as...?"
"If, no, WHEN I win, I'll tell you. I need time to think about it."
"You know I'll win this one."
"Sure Mom, sure you will." Unfortunately, Mirari Trunks had no idea that Bulma had a secret plan, and that he would be getting the butt end of the deal.
"Oh, Vegeta..."
"What do you want now?"
"Well, I was just thinking..."
"So was I."
"I was thinking you and Trunks should spend some time together, a kind of father-son thing."
"Didn't I just finish fixing that mobile-music-player-thingy over his crib for you?"
"Not that Trunks!!" By now, Bulma was becoming very exasperated at Vegeta.
"MIRARI Trunks. The one you chased after with an axe after he saw your used stamp collection-"
"THEY WERE STAPLES!!! FURTHERMORE, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I AM
TAKING THAT BRAT ANYWHERE! ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE I HAVE TO HANG AROUND, AND FURTHERMORE, I- EEEEEEEEEEEEK! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"
"You see, Vegeta dear," Bulma said with an evil grin: "This is my friend, a black widow spider. One bite will kill you."
"I am not affected by any human poisons!"
"I didn't say it kills humans. It does, quite well. Also, did you know that MILLIONS of ape species die each year because of these little guys?"
"So you're saying because I'm a saiyajin, I'll die from this? I'm not afraid to... AAAH! IT'S ON MY SHOULDER!"
"I think it likes you."
"GET IT OFF ME!"
"Only if you agree to take Trunks somewhere."
"ANYTHING!!!" he screamed, "JUST GET IT OFF!"
"You also have to actually stay within 5 feet of him at all times."
"FINE! HELP MEEEEEEE!"
"What's going on in here? Oh, hello Vegeta. There's nothing to worry about. Those species of spiders are completely harmless and-" Dr. Briefs was abruptly cut off by a panicking saiyajin prince.
"I DON'T CARE, SOMEONE GET IT OFF!" Bulma calmly picked up the spider and placed it outside.
"Remember our deal."
"What deal?" Dr. Briefs was thoroughly confused. First, Vegeta got freaked out by a little spider, then Bulma said something about a deal. He decided to go back to working at his lab.
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"This is really good, thanks so much for buying this for me Jason!"
"You're welcome, Maron."
"I still don't see why you had to bring her along." Tina took a large bite of her burger.
"Because I like her and she's stupid enough that I can virtually control her."
"I see... well, no complaints from me, it's not like she doesn't deserve it - oh crap."
"What?"
"It's that jerk who was laughing outside Krillin's house, and he's with a purple haired kid who's maybe a few years younger than us."
"Why would he be here, and with a guy who has purple hair? What do you think, Maron? Marron? Where did you-" Jason slowly turned around to find Marron flirting with Mirari Trunks.
"You really look like that guy beside you. He came by my house today. Are you two related?"
"Um, kinda."
"He's my son." Vegeta said the words with so much anger that he was sure Maron would go away and leave them alone, but...
"You must get your good looks from your dad here." Vegeta's entire body turned strawberry red as Marron draped her arms around him.
"He's married, you know." said an amused Mirari Trunks.
"Oh really? That's too bad, since he's so DAMN sexy..." Marron unwrapped herself from Vegeta, then advanced towards Mirari Trunks.
~*~*~*~
What happens next? Will Jason flip? Will Trunks succumb to the slutty force that is Marron? Find out next time! (Oh, and if you like humour, check out Small Minds in a Vast Universe, by me. Warning, it is rather insane humour.) Let me know what you think so far!
I don't own dragonballz
*thoughts*
~*~*~*~
Maron was in tears, much to the annoyance of Tina.
"He was so sweet... why does he want to leave me?"
"Well, considering the fact you thought that BEAST we just met was cute, I wonder why he didn't leave you sooner."
"TINA!!"
"Well, Jason, I'm telling it like it is. If you want her... fine. I'm only your sister, all I can do is give advice, like that you'll be dating a complete airhead."
Maron was so busy feeling sorry for herself, she didn't even hear the insult. "Well, I'm going to Burger King. If you're following, YOU can pay for the dumbass." Tina walked away quickly.
Back at Capsule Corp...
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FATHER-SON BONDING TIME? I'D BE IN SAFER HANDS
WITH THE ANDROIDS!!!"
"Calm down Trunks. It won't be that bad."
"WON'T BE THAT BAD??!!! He caught me looking at his used staple collection and chased me around the house with an axe!!!" Mirari Trunks thought for a minute, then shrugged. "Well, good luck trying to convince HIM to go. If you can do that, I'll go. If not..."
"What?"
"I'll need you to do a favour for me."
"Such as...?"
"If, no, WHEN I win, I'll tell you. I need time to think about it."
"You know I'll win this one."
"Sure Mom, sure you will." Unfortunately, Mirari Trunks had no idea that Bulma had a secret plan, and that he would be getting the butt end of the deal.
"Oh, Vegeta..."
"What do you want now?"
"Well, I was just thinking..."
"So was I."
"I was thinking you and Trunks should spend some time together, a kind of father-son thing."
"Didn't I just finish fixing that mobile-music-player-thingy over his crib for you?"
"Not that Trunks!!" By now, Bulma was becoming very exasperated at Vegeta.
"MIRARI Trunks. The one you chased after with an axe after he saw your used stamp collection-"
"THEY WERE STAPLES!!! FURTHERMORE, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I AM
TAKING THAT BRAT ANYWHERE! ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE I HAVE TO HANG AROUND, AND FURTHERMORE, I- EEEEEEEEEEEEK! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"
"You see, Vegeta dear," Bulma said with an evil grin: "This is my friend, a black widow spider. One bite will kill you."
"I am not affected by any human poisons!"
"I didn't say it kills humans. It does, quite well. Also, did you know that MILLIONS of ape species die each year because of these little guys?"
"So you're saying because I'm a saiyajin, I'll die from this? I'm not afraid to... AAAH! IT'S ON MY SHOULDER!"
"I think it likes you."
"GET IT OFF ME!"
"Only if you agree to take Trunks somewhere."
"ANYTHING!!!" he screamed, "JUST GET IT OFF!"
"You also have to actually stay within 5 feet of him at all times."
"FINE! HELP MEEEEEEE!"
"What's going on in here? Oh, hello Vegeta. There's nothing to worry about. Those species of spiders are completely harmless and-" Dr. Briefs was abruptly cut off by a panicking saiyajin prince.
"I DON'T CARE, SOMEONE GET IT OFF!" Bulma calmly picked up the spider and placed it outside.
"Remember our deal."
"What deal?" Dr. Briefs was thoroughly confused. First, Vegeta got freaked out by a little spider, then Bulma said something about a deal. He decided to go back to working at his lab.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"This is really good, thanks so much for buying this for me Jason!"
"You're welcome, Maron."
"I still don't see why you had to bring her along." Tina took a large bite of her burger.
"Because I like her and she's stupid enough that I can virtually control her."
"I see... well, no complaints from me, it's not like she doesn't deserve it - oh crap."
"What?"
"It's that jerk who was laughing outside Krillin's house, and he's with a purple haired kid who's maybe a few years younger than us."
"Why would he be here, and with a guy who has purple hair? What do you think, Maron? Marron? Where did you-" Jason slowly turned around to find Marron flirting with Mirari Trunks.
"You really look like that guy beside you. He came by my house today. Are you two related?"
"Um, kinda."
"He's my son." Vegeta said the words with so much anger that he was sure Maron would go away and leave them alone, but...
"You must get your good looks from your dad here." Vegeta's entire body turned strawberry red as Marron draped her arms around him.
"He's married, you know." said an amused Mirari Trunks.
"Oh really? That's too bad, since he's so DAMN sexy..." Marron unwrapped herself from Vegeta, then advanced towards Mirari Trunks.
~*~*~*~
What happens next? Will Jason flip? Will Trunks succumb to the slutty force that is Marron? Find out next time! (Oh, and if you like humour, check out Small Minds in a Vast Universe, by me. Warning, it is rather insane humour.) Let me know what you think so far!