A/N: Been a while? Sorry! I've been busy with drama performances and life in general. Hope you like this one. This story is actually more action than humour. If you like crazy humour better, I suggest you read my fics "My, My, My", it's seqel, "How I Long To Hear Their Tortured Screams", "So, How Do YOU get the inside out?", "When Psychos Escape", or, my most recent fic "Small minds in a vast universe."
That said, enjoy the chapter!
I don't own dragonballz
*thoughts*
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"Well, he looks a little weird... my mom insisted that he get a 'new image'."
"Hmpf. Serves Kakarroto right for falling into that deadly woman trap."
"Whaddya mean, Vegeta?"
"You're too young to understand it now, but believe me, you will one day."
"Okay..." Gohan was still confused.
ZAP!
Goku was suddenly standing near the others.
"Kakarotto, what in hell were you thinking? You... you...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You look hilarious!!! HAHAHAHA!!"
The other Z fighters couldn't help laughing themselves, because poor Goku had his hair dyed blue, red contacts, a purple gi, and on top of all that he also had a bluish-greenish fake tail attached to himself. "Shut up Vegeta. Let's just kill these androids so I can go home and hide again."
"You're definitely not yourself, Goku."
"No kidding, Piccolo."
"Well, anyway, we should-" Piccolo didn't finish his sentence. For in the sky, something moved extremely fast.
"That must be them, but how come we can't sense them?"
"Well, Tien, they're androids, so maybe they have no ki to sense." said Gohan. It suddenly came into realization that it wouldn't be so easy to defeat this new enemy, even with all they training they had done.
They all agreed to search the city below them for the androids. Yamucha found them first, and signaled the others. Only by the time they got there, Yamucha's energy was being absorbed by an old-looking man with shorts that were waaaaaaaaaaaay to puffy for anyone to wear.
"What the hell? That isn't them!"
"What do you mean it isn't them, boy? No ordinary human being could possibly absorb energy like that!" yelled Vegeta.
"They aren't the same ones as in my time! How could this be?" Mirari Trunks was trying to figure out how the events had altered so much, when Goku went up to the other android, who looked like a fat porcelain clown, and told him that he would fight him, but not here.
"We shall go somewhere else, Goku, if you think it is really necessary." stated the old man/android.
"How do you know my name?"
"Myself and android 19 know everything about you, Goku. 19 will fight you, and will be the only one to fight, for I am sure he can finish the job well enough on his own. Oh, excuse me, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is android 20. How do you do?"
"Enough of this crap, let's just go so Kakarotto can cream you both into a pulp and I can continue making fun of his 'new image'. Hehehe."
"Vegeta, shut up before I kill you, and I mean it this time."
"Sure aqua boy, whatever you say." Goku was getting rapidly more and more pissed off with Vegeta. He then took off, with everyone else in close pursuit.
Once Goku found an open place where no more innocent people could be killed (ie, a desert with mountains, where ALL DBZ fights are held), he stopped and waited for everyone else to catch up.
"So you say you know everything about me, do you?"
"Why, yes." said android 20. "Our creator, Dr. Gero, programmed us with all the information gathered on his cyberfly. I'm sure you know him from the Red Ribbon Army. After Vegeta left the earth, Dr. Gero had gathered enough information to create the perfect being - the being that would be able to destroy you. Or rather, the beings."
"What about the other androids?"
"What other androids? And just who are you, purple-haired punk?"
"DON'T PLAY DUMB! THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP! YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! WHERE ARE 17 AND 18???!!!" Mirari Trunks' screams echoed around the vast cliffs. He then fainted again, this time from exhaustion.
"So, 20, Dr. Gero never saw what happened to me in space?"
"As I said, there was already enough data. He didn't need to track your movements any longer."
"Well then, he made a huge mistake... HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" and Goku powered up to Super Saiyajin.
"Interesting." commented 20. "However, your power increase is one we can easily overcome. 19?"
"I shall finish him off quickly."
Goku then ran at 19. Each of them had their series of kicks and punches, and for a while, it looked as if Goku had the upper hand. Alas, it seemed that Goku was breathing heavier, a lot heavier for some reason...
"The virus! It must be attacking him now!" yelled Gohan. The crew had Yamucha take Goku home to take the medicine Mirari Trunks had given him who, by the way, was still unconscious on the ground. Android 19 tried to stop them, but it was VEGETA who got in the way.
"I'm not about to let anyone else kill Kakarotto besides myself." He then preceded to power up... until he reached... the level of Super Saiyajin for the first time.
He killed android 19 with ease, then challenged 20 to take him on. Of course, 20 wasn't as stupid as 19, so he ran on foot to get away. None of the Z fighters could figure out where he went. Finally, Mirari Trunks woke up.
"Where did they go?"
"The androids? 19 got killed, and 20 ran away somewhere." said Krillin.
"19 and 20? Those aren't the androids from my time. The ones I know are 17 and 18, a boy and a girl who could be twins. The boy has a red scarf and shoulder length black hair. The girl has blond hair and wears a blue vest."
"Hey, it's Bulma!" said Gohan. Bulma landed on the ground safely. Then she and Yajirobe stepped out of her hovercraft. She had baby Trunks with her.
"Who's that?" asked Tien.
"That's me." said Mirari Trunks.
"Huh?" Everyone was really confused, except for Piccolo, who knew exactly what was going on.
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Did ya like it? Hope you did! Let me know what you think and have a super day!
That said, enjoy the chapter!
I don't own dragonballz
*thoughts*
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"Well, he looks a little weird... my mom insisted that he get a 'new image'."
"Hmpf. Serves Kakarroto right for falling into that deadly woman trap."
"Whaddya mean, Vegeta?"
"You're too young to understand it now, but believe me, you will one day."
"Okay..." Gohan was still confused.
ZAP!
Goku was suddenly standing near the others.
"Kakarotto, what in hell were you thinking? You... you...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You look hilarious!!! HAHAHAHA!!"
The other Z fighters couldn't help laughing themselves, because poor Goku had his hair dyed blue, red contacts, a purple gi, and on top of all that he also had a bluish-greenish fake tail attached to himself. "Shut up Vegeta. Let's just kill these androids so I can go home and hide again."
"You're definitely not yourself, Goku."
"No kidding, Piccolo."
"Well, anyway, we should-" Piccolo didn't finish his sentence. For in the sky, something moved extremely fast.
"That must be them, but how come we can't sense them?"
"Well, Tien, they're androids, so maybe they have no ki to sense." said Gohan. It suddenly came into realization that it wouldn't be so easy to defeat this new enemy, even with all they training they had done.
They all agreed to search the city below them for the androids. Yamucha found them first, and signaled the others. Only by the time they got there, Yamucha's energy was being absorbed by an old-looking man with shorts that were waaaaaaaaaaaay to puffy for anyone to wear.
"What the hell? That isn't them!"
"What do you mean it isn't them, boy? No ordinary human being could possibly absorb energy like that!" yelled Vegeta.
"They aren't the same ones as in my time! How could this be?" Mirari Trunks was trying to figure out how the events had altered so much, when Goku went up to the other android, who looked like a fat porcelain clown, and told him that he would fight him, but not here.
"We shall go somewhere else, Goku, if you think it is really necessary." stated the old man/android.
"How do you know my name?"
"Myself and android 19 know everything about you, Goku. 19 will fight you, and will be the only one to fight, for I am sure he can finish the job well enough on his own. Oh, excuse me, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is android 20. How do you do?"
"Enough of this crap, let's just go so Kakarotto can cream you both into a pulp and I can continue making fun of his 'new image'. Hehehe."
"Vegeta, shut up before I kill you, and I mean it this time."
"Sure aqua boy, whatever you say." Goku was getting rapidly more and more pissed off with Vegeta. He then took off, with everyone else in close pursuit.
Once Goku found an open place where no more innocent people could be killed (ie, a desert with mountains, where ALL DBZ fights are held), he stopped and waited for everyone else to catch up.
"So you say you know everything about me, do you?"
"Why, yes." said android 20. "Our creator, Dr. Gero, programmed us with all the information gathered on his cyberfly. I'm sure you know him from the Red Ribbon Army. After Vegeta left the earth, Dr. Gero had gathered enough information to create the perfect being - the being that would be able to destroy you. Or rather, the beings."
"What about the other androids?"
"What other androids? And just who are you, purple-haired punk?"
"DON'T PLAY DUMB! THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP! YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! WHERE ARE 17 AND 18???!!!" Mirari Trunks' screams echoed around the vast cliffs. He then fainted again, this time from exhaustion.
"So, 20, Dr. Gero never saw what happened to me in space?"
"As I said, there was already enough data. He didn't need to track your movements any longer."
"Well then, he made a huge mistake... HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" and Goku powered up to Super Saiyajin.
"Interesting." commented 20. "However, your power increase is one we can easily overcome. 19?"
"I shall finish him off quickly."
Goku then ran at 19. Each of them had their series of kicks and punches, and for a while, it looked as if Goku had the upper hand. Alas, it seemed that Goku was breathing heavier, a lot heavier for some reason...
"The virus! It must be attacking him now!" yelled Gohan. The crew had Yamucha take Goku home to take the medicine Mirari Trunks had given him who, by the way, was still unconscious on the ground. Android 19 tried to stop them, but it was VEGETA who got in the way.
"I'm not about to let anyone else kill Kakarotto besides myself." He then preceded to power up... until he reached... the level of Super Saiyajin for the first time.
He killed android 19 with ease, then challenged 20 to take him on. Of course, 20 wasn't as stupid as 19, so he ran on foot to get away. None of the Z fighters could figure out where he went. Finally, Mirari Trunks woke up.
"Where did they go?"
"The androids? 19 got killed, and 20 ran away somewhere." said Krillin.
"19 and 20? Those aren't the androids from my time. The ones I know are 17 and 18, a boy and a girl who could be twins. The boy has a red scarf and shoulder length black hair. The girl has blond hair and wears a blue vest."
"Hey, it's Bulma!" said Gohan. Bulma landed on the ground safely. Then she and Yajirobe stepped out of her hovercraft. She had baby Trunks with her.
"Who's that?" asked Tien.
"That's me." said Mirari Trunks.
"Huh?" Everyone was really confused, except for Piccolo, who knew exactly what was going on.
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Did ya like it? Hope you did! Let me know what you think and have a super day!