[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
Chuih, that magnificent hunter called upon by Principal Tyrell (who could forget) to explore and check out the lack of communication between Blue Rocket 1 and 2, was in the main lobby. He was there, waiting for his team. Unfortunately, his team consisted of one other Chu chu at the time.
Chuih looked over the railing into the Batman Beyond looking like city. The lobby, which connected the Hunters Guild, the government teleporter, the Medic Center, the item shop, the weapon shop, the armor shop, the Tekkers stand, and the bank, was a Hunters best friend. Actually, ChuBei was. The city's futuristic skyline extended forever east, west, north, south, up, and down.
ChuBei was a large Chu Chu. He was clad in the same uniform as Chuih except yellow. His large chu chu body would have been bad for a hunter, but not a ranger. ChuBei was the best ranger in all the land. Well, actually his apartment. Wait, no. I mean in the SEGA retirement home. Not that he was old; he just wasn't that great of a marksman. But, due to his supreme ability to feign ignorance, he was the best ranger in the land in his own mind. In his invisible grasping device, his hand, was a really big shock rifle. It was about 2/3s his size, him being an entire two and a half inches tall. But as large as his girth or as big as his gun, he still needed Chuih to exercise his skills.
Chuih noticed his late friend approaching from the medic center. "Dood! Where ya been?!"
ChuBei ran to his impatient buddy and breathed a sigh of relief. "Wheh. Man that's a long jog. I got lost lookin for you."
Chuih jumped at this. "Lost?! There's only eight rooms in this whole plaza!"
"Well, I had to dump my X-box in the dumpster and exchange my collection of euros for pogs."
"DOOD! YOU GOT POGS?! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THEY STOPPED MAKING THOSE THINGS FOREVER AGO!"
ChuBei somehow drew a collection of pogs from his mysterious inventory and laid them infront of the two space mice. "Wanna play?"
"Hell yea!"
"AHEM!" Principal Tyrell stood above them, apparently just coming out of the politics transporter right behind them. "Look, if you didn't catch my secretary's drift. You're supposed to go seek out my daughter, Red Ring ChuPea, and bring her back safely to the office of Principal Tyrell, me!"
"Dude! You talked to a secretary?!" ChuBei collected his pogs.
"No. I didn't know there was a hot babe around!"
"Don't you know! In all RPG's, you're supposed to talk to everyone in the facility before moving on!" Tyrell pointed out.
"Oops… maybe that's why I never finished Final Fantasy: EON." ChuBei uttered.
"Right! Lets go chill with some Chus and then head to Ragol and search for Red Ring ChuPea!" Chuih said.
The two hunters than took their sweet time, a whole two hours, talking useless chat to the Chu Chus on the lobby. You know, things like cool guns to hot babes to random cake recipes. Once they decided they had found out enough information, they casually made there way to the government transporter, and found their way on the tropical surface of Ragol.
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"Dood! That was like Star Trek or something!" Chuih said as he leaped out of the transporter.
"You know, why do they bother making flying cars when there's transporters all over the place?" ChuBei asked aloud.
The land was alive with green plants everywhere. Through trees were plentiful, not enough were able to block the blue sky from our heroes eyes. A small disk with yellow light emitting from it was placed a little bit to the right of them.
Chuih turned on the message machine. "Hello, you've reached Red Ring ChuPea. Sorry, I cant come to the message machine right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as possible. BEEEEEP!"
A female Chu Chu voice came on. "Ah, testing, testing… 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, AHEM! AHEM! COUGH! COUGH! I'm ChuPea, ChuPea Tyrell. I'm a hunter, DUH. This capsule is for anyone that has come looking for me. I hope this helps you."
"Nope. We're here to find out the twenty questions." Chuih said. ChuBei stopped him as he was about to press the erase message button.
"Dude. Remember what that Principal guy said." ChuBei replied. Both looked up in remembrance. The screen got all fuzzy and a loopy trip-remembering scene happened. About twenty minutes later…
(("AHEM!" Principal Tyrell stood above them, apparently just coming out of the politics transporter right behind them. "Look, if you didn't catch my secretary's drift. You're supposed to go seek out my daughter, Red Ring ChuPea, and bring her back safely to the office of Principal Tyrell, me!"))
The screen fades back in as the ranger and hunter look back to the moss covered ground.
"Man, that took a long time to remember…" Chuih complained. ChuBei nodded.
The machine started again. "I don't know who you are, but you must know that there's something unusual about Ragol. Cus it has monsters and thingys on it. Monsters are unusual cus they eat people! AHEM! This is important. Pay attention to everything around you if you want to survive."
"What she say? I wasn't paying attention." ChuBei asked.
The message stopped. They looked down the green path to see a door. And a door switch.
"ChuBei, you're the ranger. You go to the door switch and open it. I'll be at the door and kill anything with my light saber!" Chuih said.
"Nuh-Uh! I seen this movie, the fat man dies first!" ChuBei said.
"Hey! You got that big ol' gun, I got the light saber look alike!" Chuih urged. "Jus do it!"
"The two made their positions. The calm, tranquil forest was about to be shattered by tons of blood, gore, and horrible unmentionables!" ChuBei said as he walked towards the door switch.
"Dood! Shut Up! I'm trying to get myself prepped!" Chuih called out from his position.
The door opened…
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What despicable deadly deeds await our heroes beyond those pearly gates? Will Chuih and ChuBei survive the oncoming menace? Who is Red Ring ChuPea? And will Pogs ever stage a come back? Stay tuned!