[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
Ragol was a large planet, one the size of earth. But to the Chu Chus, this land was enormous. The trees and rocks went as high into the uncanny blue sky as the eye could see. Even large blades of grass and flowers were taller then the Chu Chus height. The doors, switches, and walls were built by the Chu Chus of Blue Rocket 1 to be the height of Chu Chu kind. The dense forest, lined with the walls of the Chu Chu, extended unto the distance. The walls were about the size of three Chu Chus, or half a foot tall.
The doors slid open, allowing the sights, smells, and sounds into the senses of our Chu Chu compadres.
"Dude…that's big drop." ChuBei said.
"Uh huh…" Chuih nodded. They both were staring at the plummet down a waterfall straight down for a ways, followed by a large, massive tree root pulling from the side of the cliff and stretching and twisting beyond the forests swampy region. Bits of dew swam through the air, giving it a winter feeling. But with so many waterfalls and sticky heat, the place was as moist as a sauna.
"Well, off you go!" ChuBei pushed the hunter over the edge and down the cliff side. He soon joined pursuit. The waterfall was roaring behind them as they brought themselves up from the mossy, wet tree branch.
"Shadow don't make me upset!" Chuih said.
"What?" ChuBei asked.
"…Nothing. Hey dude, why dya push me off?"
"Well, one of us had to go first and since you had the saber, I decided you'd be better off fighting monsters then I would."
The two continued on in a mad rush. Well, because the background music caused a fast paced adrenalin rush! (Rhythm and Balance… from White Jungle) Quickly running like insane space mice, they sped across clue and white arrows pointing in the direction they needed. Through loop de loops, 360 spins, stale fishes, and Tour-of-Paris, they reached what seemed to be an end of their long, fast, perilous, and absolutely no need of weaponry journey. At the end was a teleporter.
"Oh great, a teleporter…" ChuBei sighed.
"Why didn't they just teleport us here instead of all the way over there?" Chuih grew tense. But he didn't want to grow too loud, for there could be Boomas around.
The two entered the teleporter because, well, Blue Rocket 1 was most likely over there.
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It was raining out. Drops of water fell from the gray heavens into the not very dense forest. Metal framework of buildings and bridges are everywhere. Yet no Chu Chu's are seen. Instead, as our boys teleport into this mysterious scene, large creatures called Kapu Kapu's roam. They only have two feet and are bright orange, but a third of their fearsome body is a set of carnivorous jaws that could swallow a Chu Chu whole. Two insanely spinning swirl eyes sat upon its head, sitting in front of a pair of triangular ears. The two hired help quickly ran like crazed space mice towards a big rock, to give them cover from the fearsome neko.
"Man, this sucks. I'm all wet." Chuih shook his white fur in a futile attempt to rid himself of the liquid.
"Dood. You're forgetting about the kapu kapu out there!" ChuBei cocked his shock rifle.
"Heh. You said cock."
"No I didn't dude. Must have been a description."
"Dude.... So what are we going to do about the kapu kapu?"
"I dunno. You're the leader dude."
Chuih looked back towards the large space cat. "I say we 86 the sucka."
"G?! Whats up with that dilly, yo?!"
"There a reason why we have these weapons. We kill shtuff. And stop sounding like a gangsta thug."
"Alright dude. I'll stay back here and fire with this SHOCK RIFLE +4 and put a thunder bolt up it's big mouth." ChuBei smiled.
"O.K. We got a plan. On 3. 1…2..3!"
Chuih flew from behind the rock and across the muddy grass fields. Of coarse, he was slightly taller than the grass blades. The kapu kapu stood at an enormous 1 foot. Upon noticing the tiny white chu chu, the kapu kapu began to charge towards Chuih.
Chuih had ran a great distance from the rock to where he was. He hadn't planned on the orange cat to fight back. The ground trembled with each step the kapu kapu took. A sweat drop appeared on the side of the chu chu's face, who then immediately turned and ran the opposite direction.
"CHUIH! DON'T BE A HERO!" ChuBei screamed from his position.
"I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M A COWARD!" Chuih yelled.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!" The Kapu Kapu roared.
"FIRE THE DAMN GUN! FOR THE LOVE OF MAG LAUNCHER!" Chuih screamed.
Finally noticing that indeed he had a gun, ChuBei was determined to save his friend. With the pull of a trigger, a lightning bolt flew down from the gray skies and smacked the kapu kapu in the head. The kapu kapu fell down, and started smoking.
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Humar Chuih and Ramar ChuBei stood before the smoking beast, awaiting their prize.
"Aren't items supposed to come out of monsters when they die?" Chuih asked.
"That's what's supposed to happen. They're supposed to dissolve into the ground and leave a box."
"So, who wants the dark meat?" Chuih asked.
Suddenly, the kapu kapu's insane eyes flew open and it began to wriggle, as if trying to get up. Jumping at surprise, Chuih slashed with his saber and ChuBei shot with his rifle. This time it was dead.
A small device started to glow not to far from them. Chuih twitched his blue ear in the direction. ChuBei nodded and went over. It was another answering machine, somehow rigged to start when this monster was killed. ChuBei turned it on.
"Kapu Kapus…I don't like their faces." Red Ring ChuPea said from within the machine.
"And I don't blame ya." ChuBei responded.
"Holy Jeebus!" Chuih yelled in the rain. ChuBei turned around to see nothing but a red stain on the ground and a green box.
"Told you. Let's celebrate with a game of pogs dude."
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What other monsters await Chuih and ChuBei? Will theyr be more team mates to join? Where did all the Chu Chu's go? And will Jet Grind Radio Future come out for the 'cube? Stay tuned!