A/N: Hey there! Thanks for the reviews, here we go now!
I don't own Dragonballz
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POW!
18 punched Vegeta quite unexpectedly. He only flew a few feet before stopping in mid-air.
"Is that the best you can do, android? HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." Vegeta then transformed to Super Saiyajin for the second time.
He came in fast and delivered a good punch to 18, who was driven into a nearby mountain. She seemed to be unaffected after she got up. Vegeta threw a combination of punches and small energy blasts - they were quite powerful - and managed to get some kicks in as well. 18 was a bit roughed up, nothing more. Her clothes were torn, but that was all.
"You two are even more annoying than the last time we met, but at least this time you can put up a fight. By the way, can an android feel pain? Because if you can, you will be quite soon."
"First of all, I have never met you ever. Second of all, the person who will be in pain is you."
"I doubt that... Tina."
"My name is 18, and I don't doubt it." snapped the blond. She disappeared and reappeared behind Vegeta, giving him a harsh blow to the back with her elbow. The saiyajin went flying into Piccolo and they both crashed into a pine tree.
"CAN'T YOU EVEN FIGHT A DAMN ANDROID WITHOUT ALMOST KILLING SOMEONE ELSE IN THE PROCESS? Oh, that's right, I forgot. I'm not supposed to question the authority of the 'Prince of all Saiyajins.'"
"You goddamn Namek! I'll kill you for-"
"I thought we were supposed to kill the androids... not each other!"
"You're right Chaozu, it's just that his high arseness gets pissed off easily."
Vegeta growled at Piccolo for a brief second before 18 swung him around like a baton and threw him on the ground.
"I wonder. Are all you Saiyajins this full of yourself? Is Goku anything like you? Thinking you can actually do anything when in fact you're so weak it's scary?"
"No, Goku's nothing like Vegeta. They're complete opposites."
"Yeah, I actually have a fashion sense."
"No one asked you!"
"No one asked you either, BALDY."
18 turned around to see Krillin floating nearby, glaring at Vegeta.
"Goku is the most gentle, caring person who ever walked the universe. He's a great friend and is always there in a jam. He only fights when he has to, and has a wife and son. The only thing wrong with him might be that he took martial arts lessons with an old pervert - a really old, really sick pervert - but other than that he's completely innocent. Why do you want to kill him?"
"What a lovely bunch of sappy crap."
"VEGETA, SHUT UP!" yelled a rather annoyed Krillin.
18 stood there for a second, letting all the information sink in before answering. "What about the red ribbon army? He defeated all of them."
"Like I said, only when he HAS to does Goku fight. The red ribbon army wanted to take over the world and often stole the dragon balls out of our very hands. He even let Dr. Gero live... and that's why you don't remember who you were."
"I know damn well who I am!"
"Vegeta already said who you were. Before you became an android you were a girl named Tina. 17 over there was your brother. His name was Jason."
"What did the bald guy say about me, 18?"
"Some crap about us being human at one point, and that we were related. What do you think about all thi-"
CRACK!
Vegeta kicked 18 into Krillin and the two collided with the rock, Piccolo beneath them..
"WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME?? VEGETA! STOP GETTING ME DRIVEN INTO THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS ALREADY!"
"My ears! Piccolo, could you tone it down a bit... maybe A LOT??"
"Sorry Krillin. Prince Midget doesn't seem to like me, so I'm going to kick his ass now. Screw the androids, we'll fight them later."
"You think you have a chance?" 18 slowly crawled out of the huge hole in the mountain. For some reason, she was beaten up the most out of all three of them, probably because of the wolverine living in the mountain tunnels. 17 started to snicker.
"You look a lot worse than he does!"
"Shut up 17! I can handle Vegeta way better than this Namek here."
"I'm sure. What kind of crap are you spewing out there, little guy?"
"I'm not spewing crap." Krillin got up and brushed his clothes of the surrounding dust. "You two are related, I'm serious. You dated my ex as well."
"Whah?"
"She was flirting with you when you stopped to ask directions to the nearest restaurant. That's when I slammed the door in her face and you guys left."
"I don't remember any of this... weak freak... you say the same thing?"
Vegeta growled vehemently at the statement. "Android, I didn't realize that slut was Krillin's at one point, but I guess he couldn't do any better."
"Hey!"
"Anyway, yes you were with that blue-haired bimbo at the restaurant with the other blond android over there. You got mad at her because she liked Trunks."
"She was going after you, Da... er... Vegeta."
"Shut up!"
"Hey, that's right!" Krillin's face then adopted a sinister look, one quite foreign on his nose-free face. "You came by the house after you were afraid of the 'evil arachnid' and Marron was flirting with you and-"
"I SAID SHUT UP!!!"
"It's not his fault you're afraid of spiders, Vegeta." Everyone turned and looked at 18, mouths agape. The black-haired cyborg gave her a questioning, calculating look before questioning her.
*I didn't fart, did I?* "So you're sticking up for him?" *She's infatuated, this is hilarious.*
"No..." 18 couldn't think of anything to say, because she had just defended the enemy against Vegeta.. who was on their side...
*Argh! This is so confusing. Why is everyone staring at me? I just said a few words!*
18 wasn't feeling good at that particular moment, and 17 didn't help.
"So, got the hots for cue-ball here?"
"WHAT??!!!"
Vegeta's insane laughter soon echoed through the mountains, along with everyone else's snickers. Krillin turned tomato red and was speechless.
"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR CUE-BALL OVER THERE!!"
"Hey cue-ball!" shouted the ebony-haired android jovially.
"What??"
"What's your real name... pretend I care for a moment if it helps you answer."
17 stood grinning as Krillin was still very red.
"Krillin."
"Well, at least you can call lover-boy by his real name now, 18."
"YOU SONOFABITCH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB
FROM LIMB!!!!"
18 started to attack 17 very harshly, starting with a roundhouse kick to his jaw. Then, the femme fatale came from beneath him and punched him high into the sky. After that she reappeared above him and pinned him to the ground, almost knocking him senseless.
"It (cough) was just a joke...(cough cough)..."
"You two shouldn't be fighting. We have to find Goku."
"You know what 16? I don't give a shit about finding Goku right now. Once I kill 17, THEN we can go find Goku. By the way, what do you think about the shit we've heard?"
"What shit? And would you mind not being so profane?"
"About 17 and I being related. I'll be as fucking profane as I want too, OKAY?"
16 was silent for a long time.
"Well, speak up already!"
"Give him some time! He is your teammate, right?"
"Whose side are you on, Tien?"
"At least I don't have the enemy flirting with me."
Krillin shut up very fast, turning from red to beet purple.
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There we go! Let me know what you think!
I don't own Dragonballz
~*~*~*~*~
POW!
18 punched Vegeta quite unexpectedly. He only flew a few feet before stopping in mid-air.
"Is that the best you can do, android? HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." Vegeta then transformed to Super Saiyajin for the second time.
He came in fast and delivered a good punch to 18, who was driven into a nearby mountain. She seemed to be unaffected after she got up. Vegeta threw a combination of punches and small energy blasts - they were quite powerful - and managed to get some kicks in as well. 18 was a bit roughed up, nothing more. Her clothes were torn, but that was all.
"You two are even more annoying than the last time we met, but at least this time you can put up a fight. By the way, can an android feel pain? Because if you can, you will be quite soon."
"First of all, I have never met you ever. Second of all, the person who will be in pain is you."
"I doubt that... Tina."
"My name is 18, and I don't doubt it." snapped the blond. She disappeared and reappeared behind Vegeta, giving him a harsh blow to the back with her elbow. The saiyajin went flying into Piccolo and they both crashed into a pine tree.
"CAN'T YOU EVEN FIGHT A DAMN ANDROID WITHOUT ALMOST KILLING SOMEONE ELSE IN THE PROCESS? Oh, that's right, I forgot. I'm not supposed to question the authority of the 'Prince of all Saiyajins.'"
"You goddamn Namek! I'll kill you for-"
"I thought we were supposed to kill the androids... not each other!"
"You're right Chaozu, it's just that his high arseness gets pissed off easily."
Vegeta growled at Piccolo for a brief second before 18 swung him around like a baton and threw him on the ground.
"I wonder. Are all you Saiyajins this full of yourself? Is Goku anything like you? Thinking you can actually do anything when in fact you're so weak it's scary?"
"No, Goku's nothing like Vegeta. They're complete opposites."
"Yeah, I actually have a fashion sense."
"No one asked you!"
"No one asked you either, BALDY."
18 turned around to see Krillin floating nearby, glaring at Vegeta.
"Goku is the most gentle, caring person who ever walked the universe. He's a great friend and is always there in a jam. He only fights when he has to, and has a wife and son. The only thing wrong with him might be that he took martial arts lessons with an old pervert - a really old, really sick pervert - but other than that he's completely innocent. Why do you want to kill him?"
"What a lovely bunch of sappy crap."
"VEGETA, SHUT UP!" yelled a rather annoyed Krillin.
18 stood there for a second, letting all the information sink in before answering. "What about the red ribbon army? He defeated all of them."
"Like I said, only when he HAS to does Goku fight. The red ribbon army wanted to take over the world and often stole the dragon balls out of our very hands. He even let Dr. Gero live... and that's why you don't remember who you were."
"I know damn well who I am!"
"Vegeta already said who you were. Before you became an android you were a girl named Tina. 17 over there was your brother. His name was Jason."
"What did the bald guy say about me, 18?"
"Some crap about us being human at one point, and that we were related. What do you think about all thi-"
CRACK!
Vegeta kicked 18 into Krillin and the two collided with the rock, Piccolo beneath them..
"WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME?? VEGETA! STOP GETTING ME DRIVEN INTO THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS ALREADY!"
"My ears! Piccolo, could you tone it down a bit... maybe A LOT??"
"Sorry Krillin. Prince Midget doesn't seem to like me, so I'm going to kick his ass now. Screw the androids, we'll fight them later."
"You think you have a chance?" 18 slowly crawled out of the huge hole in the mountain. For some reason, she was beaten up the most out of all three of them, probably because of the wolverine living in the mountain tunnels. 17 started to snicker.
"You look a lot worse than he does!"
"Shut up 17! I can handle Vegeta way better than this Namek here."
"I'm sure. What kind of crap are you spewing out there, little guy?"
"I'm not spewing crap." Krillin got up and brushed his clothes of the surrounding dust. "You two are related, I'm serious. You dated my ex as well."
"Whah?"
"She was flirting with you when you stopped to ask directions to the nearest restaurant. That's when I slammed the door in her face and you guys left."
"I don't remember any of this... weak freak... you say the same thing?"
Vegeta growled vehemently at the statement. "Android, I didn't realize that slut was Krillin's at one point, but I guess he couldn't do any better."
"Hey!"
"Anyway, yes you were with that blue-haired bimbo at the restaurant with the other blond android over there. You got mad at her because she liked Trunks."
"She was going after you, Da... er... Vegeta."
"Shut up!"
"Hey, that's right!" Krillin's face then adopted a sinister look, one quite foreign on his nose-free face. "You came by the house after you were afraid of the 'evil arachnid' and Marron was flirting with you and-"
"I SAID SHUT UP!!!"
"It's not his fault you're afraid of spiders, Vegeta." Everyone turned and looked at 18, mouths agape. The black-haired cyborg gave her a questioning, calculating look before questioning her.
*I didn't fart, did I?* "So you're sticking up for him?" *She's infatuated, this is hilarious.*
"No..." 18 couldn't think of anything to say, because she had just defended the enemy against Vegeta.. who was on their side...
*Argh! This is so confusing. Why is everyone staring at me? I just said a few words!*
18 wasn't feeling good at that particular moment, and 17 didn't help.
"So, got the hots for cue-ball here?"
"WHAT??!!!"
Vegeta's insane laughter soon echoed through the mountains, along with everyone else's snickers. Krillin turned tomato red and was speechless.
"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR CUE-BALL OVER THERE!!"
"Hey cue-ball!" shouted the ebony-haired android jovially.
"What??"
"What's your real name... pretend I care for a moment if it helps you answer."
17 stood grinning as Krillin was still very red.
"Krillin."
"Well, at least you can call lover-boy by his real name now, 18."
"YOU SONOFABITCH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB
FROM LIMB!!!!"
18 started to attack 17 very harshly, starting with a roundhouse kick to his jaw. Then, the femme fatale came from beneath him and punched him high into the sky. After that she reappeared above him and pinned him to the ground, almost knocking him senseless.
"It (cough) was just a joke...(cough cough)..."
"You two shouldn't be fighting. We have to find Goku."
"You know what 16? I don't give a shit about finding Goku right now. Once I kill 17, THEN we can go find Goku. By the way, what do you think about the shit we've heard?"
"What shit? And would you mind not being so profane?"
"About 17 and I being related. I'll be as fucking profane as I want too, OKAY?"
16 was silent for a long time.
"Well, speak up already!"
"Give him some time! He is your teammate, right?"
"Whose side are you on, Tien?"
"At least I don't have the enemy flirting with me."
Krillin shut up very fast, turning from red to beet purple.
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There we go! Let me know what you think!