[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
The three Chu Chu's found themselves inside a giant cave like dome, or dome like cave. One way or the other, it had a few not working doors, some useful items, and a vast field of nothing. The Chu Chu hunters stopped as they reached the middle of the dirt plane.
"Be---------------e ca-------reful. Dragons lu--------rk about." ChuBach whispered at snail speed.
"Dragons?! This wasn't in the contract!" ChuBei shivered.
"Don't fret dudes! We can handle anything! We gotta believe!" Chuih's eyes sparkled.
The ground rumbled for a minute and then from the fiery earth burst a dragon! A whopping four feet long! The creature flew into the air, letting it's double edged tail float lazily in the air. It then crashed down in front of ChuBach, Chuih, and ChuBei, ready to release a mouth of flames.
In a flash, ChuBach was gone, traveling at super android speeds. ChuBei and Chuih instantly followed, but not at such a speed. In a crazed rush to get away from the fire-breathing monstrosity, the two Chus ran straight until they hit the wall of the dome with the dragon hot on their heels. Upon slamming into the rock, the two Chus instinctively turned right until the hit a blue arrow facing down. This brought Chuih and the sniper under the dragons tree trunk legs and behind it.
"Woah! Dude! We gotta stop!" Chuih stopped himself.
"How can you stop?! We gotta run or that thing'll burn us into space micekabobs!" ChuBei whimpered.
"No Dude. We have to fight and we have to fight now! Just look at ChuBach! He's fighting!"
"Well ChuBach is a Hucast! Little is known about this 'cyborg ninja'. He uses stealth camouflage and wields a Japanese katana that can cut through steel like butter and even deflects bullets!"
"That's the wrong definition you idiot! But we have to fight, or we'll never be men!"
"Duuuuude… I don't think I can handle that… All right, let's do it!"
While the dragon ran around in circles, ChuBei searched out a sniping position while Chuih said a prayer. After all, there are no atheists in the foxhole. ChuBach hung from the domed roof, awaiting his chance to use his super mechanical abilities.
"Hey you!" Chuih finally shouted. He was standing by the blue arrow, waving a pair of burning candles.
The dragon looked his way and roared.
Without hesitation, Chuih threw the candles as far as he could. ChuBei gazed from the inside of a small room on the side of the dome. The window was fogging up. As the brilliant flares flung through the air, the dragon immediately took pursuit, bellowing a primeval roar.
The dragon stomped away, shaking the glowing sticks. Chuih took a deep breath and stood motionless.
ChuBei suddenly burst through the glass with his own sticks of burning light. Waving them to catch the monster's attention, ChuBei poised ready for action. "H-Hey you!"
"ChuBei! Freeze!" Chuih shouted from his position southward.
The dragon roared, acknowledging ChuBei's flare. It soon began to pick up speed and chase the sniper space mouse.
"Uh oh." Seeing the giant galloping foreword, ChuBei too began a panic run, forgetting all about the candle.
We all know that space mice are extremely fast runners, able to out run the largest of Kapu Kapu any day. But we also know that dragons are big (at least compared to space mice) and big monsters take big steps. So mathematically we can figure out that the dragon is faster than the Chu Chu. Ahem.
In his state of run away-ness, ChuBei threw the candle away, but the dragon seemed fixed on his speedy snack.
"Ma--------n. Does thi--------s scene se------em familiar." ChuBach stated faster than a sluggish turtle. Down below him, the double tailed dragon was about to slam the Chu Chu ranger with it's chin.
"CHUBEI! I TOLD YOU TO FREEZE!" Chuih shouted.
And ChuBei did.
The dragon immediately stopped. Its target had vanished into thin air. Ah, ut what is this? A port-a-potty? Yes, in the wide-open spaces of the dome, there was a port-a-potty for any adventurers who really needed to go. A flare burned brilliantly beside it, illuminating a reason to attack.
Giving an enormous bloodthirsty scream, the dragon stomped towards the port-a-potty. It's red eyes fixated upon the plastic walls, and its nostrils sniffing away. The dragon then attacked, knocking the walls down and leaving a lawyer Chu Chu sitting on a lonely potty. The dragon hissed and raised its head for lunch.
"Boy, this is weird." Chuih sighed.
"Who the hell is that?! And why is in a port-a-potty on Ragol?" ChuBei asked as he sweated in fear.
"I dunno, but when you gotta go, you gotta go." Chuih replied as he ran towards ChuBei. Now was a good time, because the dragon's attention was turned at the screaming lawyer Chu Chu in its mouth.
"He------y! Now is a go-----od time to u----se the ele----vator." ChuBach said as he teleported behind the two hunters.
"Wait! Aren't we supposed to kill this thing and gain a ton of experience?" Chuih asked.
"No." The other two Chu Chu's cried in unison.
"I guess I'm voted off the island. Lets head for it." Chuih commanded. With an aye-aye, the trio ran towards what was an elevator. ChuBei slammed the down button. A tiny LED (Light emitting diode, you know, the lights that tell you what floor your on!) blinked into existence. Unfortunately, it blinked on B29. Slowly, the little clock timer moved upwards, toward the hero's floor.
A roar was heard. The three turned around to see the dragon right behind them; it's breath going down the hero's collars.
"Run." ChuBach whispered.
With screams of fear, the three sprinted around the dome. The miniature mythical monster trailed behind them, spouting lines of flames that singed ChuBei's tail. The floor hand steadily rose, but a few more laps were needed first. Along the fifth lap, a female chu chu stood along the side lines and handed the three a glass of water. The dragon hastily chomped her up on its way around. Six, seven, eight laps went by before a soft 'ding' was heard.
Inspired by escape, the three mice sped at nascar speed until the reached they open elevator doors. The doors pleasantly shut before the gaping jaws of the dragon could gobble them up. And then a thing worse than the dragon entered into the story. Elevator music!
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Where are Chuih, ChuBei, and ChuBach going? Will the dragon chase after them with endless hunger? Will Universal sue me for using that scene from Jurassic Park? Stay tuned!