A/N: Well, school's back, I'll update as often as I humanly can, but considering I may not be human, I'll update whenever I freakin' want!
Mwuahaha!
Anyways, I don't own Dragonballz
*represents thoughts.*
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"No, I'm not okay. I'm not even fucking human - HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE OKAY??" Her question echoed around the mountains... but no one could answer her. "I'm leaving."
"What, with me all injured?"
"LOOK 17, ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF! IF YOU WERE EVER MY BROTHER
I'M SURE AS HELL YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LIKE THIS. YOU AREN'T MY
BROTHER. YOU'RE A BLOODTHIRSTY MACHINE!!"
"And you're not?"
Silence was all that could be heard for the longest time, then 18 started to walk away.
"Where are you going?"
"Why would you care, three eyes? Anyways, I'm headed off to Capsule Corp. If anyone will be able to kill me, I'm sure they will."
18's sudden suicidal behaviour seemed completely bizarre, and it certainly didn't go unnoticed.
"WHAT?? You can't just kill yourself because of what you've done, there's still hope-"
"Shut up Krillin! If I can't go back to being me, then there's no point of me existing."
"There's one way."
18 stopped in her tracks. "How? Tell me what-ever-your-name-is, how do I become human?"
"It's Tien, by the way. Not three eyes, not pansy assassin, TIEN!!!" The three-eyed man cleared his throat. "A-HEM. Oh, and if you make a wish on the dragonballs, you can become human... and maybe get your memory back as well."
"These dragonballs... what the hell are they anyways?"
"There are 7 round gold spheres with a different number of stars on them. Once you get numbers 1 through 7, you can summon Shenlong, the eternal dragon... but..."
"But what?"
"Kame created them... so you can't kill Piccolo."
"What does the Namek have anything to do with this?" asked 18, glancing at the aforementioned unconscious green-skinned man.
"He's the child of the evil embodiment of Kame, the guardian of the earth. So, if you kill him, you kill Kame and the dragonballs cease to exist." 18 paused for a moment.
"How do you find them?"
"Errrr..." Tien didn't quite join the original gang in their search for the dragonballs, so he couldn't answer. Fortunately, Krillin could, and did.
"You need a dragonball locator."
"And how the hell do you think I'm going to be able to find one of those??"
"Calm down and let me finish! You'll have to go to Capsule Corp. anyways to talk to Bulma. She created the thing. Of course, you're gonna have to explain why you want it, and then she'll know you're an android..."
"Tina."
"What is it 16?" she practically growled, which didn't unnerve the metal giant in the slightest.
"Have Krillin get the device for you, if being human is what you wish."
"Good idea."
"Um, yeah, sure I'll just tell Bulma I need it to... kill the androids or grow some hair... or something. She'll buy that... I hope."
"For your sake you better hope so." threatened an angry yet hopeful android.
*Gulp. Here you go again Krillin. In the exact wrong place at the wrong time... what's wrong with me anyways?*
Krillin, Tien, Chaozu and 18 headed off in the direction of Capsule Corp, leaving 16, 17 and the unconscious fighters below them behind. Of course, VEGETA didn't stay unconscious for long.
"What the hell... where did cue-ball and the others go?"
"They (cough, cough, hack) went to go get the dragonball locator-thingy-or-other."
"Don't hack up a hairball now. Wait... you mean to say that your bitch of a sister let those three live? Why would they even tell her about the dragonballs? I guess they wanted to live for a few more hours."
"Actually, Vegeta-"
"Shut up, Rekuum-lookalike. Your looks scare me, seriously, and I don't get scared easily."
17 stifled a giggle that threatened to spill out, all the same, he still received Vegeta's famous death glare.
"I don't really care what those idiots think." said the saiyajin prince haughtily.
"Tina wants to be human. They left to find the dragonballs."
"Didn't I say shut... what?"
"18 wants..."
"I heard him the first time you idiot." Vegeta snapped at the raven-haired cyborg.
"Well excuuuse me Mr. constipated wiener dog voice."
Vegeta bristled, but chose to ignore 17, as he was more interested in the present situation with the blond android who had left earlier.
Soon Trunks and Piccolo came around.
"Ow. My antennae are completely busted. I'll never be able to freak out the guy who owns that store anymore. What was it called again? I can't remember. I do remember it had Beanie Babies. Those were so cool!! Oh well. Ow."
"What's the matter, green bean? Can't see without your little stalks on your head?"
"Very funny, prince midget."
"WHERE DID SHE GO? I'LL KILL HER!!!"screamed Mirari Trunks.
"Shit boy, calm down! She left."
"What do you mean, she left?" hissed Vegeta's future son.
"Like I said, she left. With chrome-dome, three-eyes and goth-doll boy. They went to go find the dragonballs."
"Who did she leave with?"
Piccolo rolled his eyes and translated Vegeta's name-calling scheme for Mirari Trunks.
"Oh. Tien, Chaozu and Krillin. Why the hell are they helping her?"
Piccolo decided to step in. "Well Trunks, maybe they don't want to die today."
"I guess that's a good enough reason. Oh shit, what's she going to wish for? What if Goku dies?"
"Kakarotto isn't going to die. The android wants to be human again... but that's what they said, and I don't believe that crap. I'm going to fight her, and beat her this time. Adios, mis amigos."
Vegeta took off in the direction of Capsule Corp, thinking he should really get a Spanish cape and go bull wrestling, with Mirari Trunks and Piccolo close behind.
Meanwhile, at the ever famous Capsule Corp...
"So you need the dragonball locator... why? And who's that girl beside you, Krillin? Is she your GIRLfriend?" Bulma giggled and winked at the stunted human, causing him to turn cherry red.
"NO! She's not. Um... we need it to destroy the androids."
"The dragonballs weren't even powerful enough to destroy the sayajins, remember?"
"If it weren't for that, you'd still be dating Yamucha though."
Bulma thought about that... yeah, she was definitely better off with Vegeta. Plus, if she ever got tired of him, he'd make a great coffee table on all fours. "Good point. Maybe they will work. Piccolo has become a lot stronger... but who's the girl if she's not your GIRLFRIEND?"
"Oh, um, ah... she's... someone who agreed to help us search for the dragonballs as long as we paid her."
"Hey guys... who's that?" Goku came through the front door, fit as a fiddle and ready to go (A/N: There were numerous piano exercises called this!! It was scary!). Gohan was with him.
"Someone who's gonna help them find the dragonballs. I don't know why you can't find them by yourselves... but then again... you have Krillin to deal with." Bulma smirked.
"Hey!"
"Oh, can I help?"
"Sure Goku... but when the dragon comes, do you think you could..."
"What, Chaozu?"
"Kinda... we-ell... go?"
"Okay, but why?"
"It's a psychological thing. Whenever Chaozu sees the dragon, he can't stand people with blue hair around him. It's nerve wracking."
"It's not my fault dammit! It was all ChiChi! But thanks for the info Tien."
"No problem. We have to go now."
~*~
How will Krillin explain THIS one. Please review and go check out my new humour one-shot! It's called 'A Midwinter's Nightmare'. BYE!!
Mwuahaha!
Anyways, I don't own Dragonballz
*represents thoughts.*
~*~
"No, I'm not okay. I'm not even fucking human - HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE OKAY??" Her question echoed around the mountains... but no one could answer her. "I'm leaving."
"What, with me all injured?"
"LOOK 17, ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF! IF YOU WERE EVER MY BROTHER
I'M SURE AS HELL YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LIKE THIS. YOU AREN'T MY
BROTHER. YOU'RE A BLOODTHIRSTY MACHINE!!"
"And you're not?"
Silence was all that could be heard for the longest time, then 18 started to walk away.
"Where are you going?"
"Why would you care, three eyes? Anyways, I'm headed off to Capsule Corp. If anyone will be able to kill me, I'm sure they will."
18's sudden suicidal behaviour seemed completely bizarre, and it certainly didn't go unnoticed.
"WHAT?? You can't just kill yourself because of what you've done, there's still hope-"
"Shut up Krillin! If I can't go back to being me, then there's no point of me existing."
"There's one way."
18 stopped in her tracks. "How? Tell me what-ever-your-name-is, how do I become human?"
"It's Tien, by the way. Not three eyes, not pansy assassin, TIEN!!!" The three-eyed man cleared his throat. "A-HEM. Oh, and if you make a wish on the dragonballs, you can become human... and maybe get your memory back as well."
"These dragonballs... what the hell are they anyways?"
"There are 7 round gold spheres with a different number of stars on them. Once you get numbers 1 through 7, you can summon Shenlong, the eternal dragon... but..."
"But what?"
"Kame created them... so you can't kill Piccolo."
"What does the Namek have anything to do with this?" asked 18, glancing at the aforementioned unconscious green-skinned man.
"He's the child of the evil embodiment of Kame, the guardian of the earth. So, if you kill him, you kill Kame and the dragonballs cease to exist." 18 paused for a moment.
"How do you find them?"
"Errrr..." Tien didn't quite join the original gang in their search for the dragonballs, so he couldn't answer. Fortunately, Krillin could, and did.
"You need a dragonball locator."
"And how the hell do you think I'm going to be able to find one of those??"
"Calm down and let me finish! You'll have to go to Capsule Corp. anyways to talk to Bulma. She created the thing. Of course, you're gonna have to explain why you want it, and then she'll know you're an android..."
"Tina."
"What is it 16?" she practically growled, which didn't unnerve the metal giant in the slightest.
"Have Krillin get the device for you, if being human is what you wish."
"Good idea."
"Um, yeah, sure I'll just tell Bulma I need it to... kill the androids or grow some hair... or something. She'll buy that... I hope."
"For your sake you better hope so." threatened an angry yet hopeful android.
*Gulp. Here you go again Krillin. In the exact wrong place at the wrong time... what's wrong with me anyways?*
Krillin, Tien, Chaozu and 18 headed off in the direction of Capsule Corp, leaving 16, 17 and the unconscious fighters below them behind. Of course, VEGETA didn't stay unconscious for long.
"What the hell... where did cue-ball and the others go?"
"They (cough, cough, hack) went to go get the dragonball locator-thingy-or-other."
"Don't hack up a hairball now. Wait... you mean to say that your bitch of a sister let those three live? Why would they even tell her about the dragonballs? I guess they wanted to live for a few more hours."
"Actually, Vegeta-"
"Shut up, Rekuum-lookalike. Your looks scare me, seriously, and I don't get scared easily."
17 stifled a giggle that threatened to spill out, all the same, he still received Vegeta's famous death glare.
"I don't really care what those idiots think." said the saiyajin prince haughtily.
"Tina wants to be human. They left to find the dragonballs."
"Didn't I say shut... what?"
"18 wants..."
"I heard him the first time you idiot." Vegeta snapped at the raven-haired cyborg.
"Well excuuuse me Mr. constipated wiener dog voice."
Vegeta bristled, but chose to ignore 17, as he was more interested in the present situation with the blond android who had left earlier.
Soon Trunks and Piccolo came around.
"Ow. My antennae are completely busted. I'll never be able to freak out the guy who owns that store anymore. What was it called again? I can't remember. I do remember it had Beanie Babies. Those were so cool!! Oh well. Ow."
"What's the matter, green bean? Can't see without your little stalks on your head?"
"Very funny, prince midget."
"WHERE DID SHE GO? I'LL KILL HER!!!"screamed Mirari Trunks.
"Shit boy, calm down! She left."
"What do you mean, she left?" hissed Vegeta's future son.
"Like I said, she left. With chrome-dome, three-eyes and goth-doll boy. They went to go find the dragonballs."
"Who did she leave with?"
Piccolo rolled his eyes and translated Vegeta's name-calling scheme for Mirari Trunks.
"Oh. Tien, Chaozu and Krillin. Why the hell are they helping her?"
Piccolo decided to step in. "Well Trunks, maybe they don't want to die today."
"I guess that's a good enough reason. Oh shit, what's she going to wish for? What if Goku dies?"
"Kakarotto isn't going to die. The android wants to be human again... but that's what they said, and I don't believe that crap. I'm going to fight her, and beat her this time. Adios, mis amigos."
Vegeta took off in the direction of Capsule Corp, thinking he should really get a Spanish cape and go bull wrestling, with Mirari Trunks and Piccolo close behind.
Meanwhile, at the ever famous Capsule Corp...
"So you need the dragonball locator... why? And who's that girl beside you, Krillin? Is she your GIRLfriend?" Bulma giggled and winked at the stunted human, causing him to turn cherry red.
"NO! She's not. Um... we need it to destroy the androids."
"The dragonballs weren't even powerful enough to destroy the sayajins, remember?"
"If it weren't for that, you'd still be dating Yamucha though."
Bulma thought about that... yeah, she was definitely better off with Vegeta. Plus, if she ever got tired of him, he'd make a great coffee table on all fours. "Good point. Maybe they will work. Piccolo has become a lot stronger... but who's the girl if she's not your GIRLFRIEND?"
"Oh, um, ah... she's... someone who agreed to help us search for the dragonballs as long as we paid her."
"Hey guys... who's that?" Goku came through the front door, fit as a fiddle and ready to go (A/N: There were numerous piano exercises called this!! It was scary!). Gohan was with him.
"Someone who's gonna help them find the dragonballs. I don't know why you can't find them by yourselves... but then again... you have Krillin to deal with." Bulma smirked.
"Hey!"
"Oh, can I help?"
"Sure Goku... but when the dragon comes, do you think you could..."
"What, Chaozu?"
"Kinda... we-ell... go?"
"Okay, but why?"
"It's a psychological thing. Whenever Chaozu sees the dragon, he can't stand people with blue hair around him. It's nerve wracking."
"It's not my fault dammit! It was all ChiChi! But thanks for the info Tien."
"No problem. We have to go now."
~*~
How will Krillin explain THIS one. Please review and go check out my new humour one-shot! It's called 'A Midwinter's Nightmare'. BYE!!