[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
BING! The elevator door opened, letting loose three space mice on a mission. The elevator had transported Chuih, ChuBei, and ChuBach to an underground inferno. River of molten magma fell from as high as they could see, hot air lazily floated in the cavern, carrying deadly elements. Barren warm rock served as bridges to more doors of Blue Rocket 1. If not for the red hue the lava gave, the cavern would be in complete darkness.
"Woah! There really is an elevator to hell!" Chuih said as he mounted the top stair of a small flight that went down a small hill.
"I don't think so good buddy. These are some caverns. Probably full of beasties." ChuBei said as he spat out some gum he got on the elevator on to the brown earth.
"You----- are right, my------ friend. E---------vil------- sha------rks li------ve he------re." ChuBach said as he passed Chuih down the small staircase.
"Evil sharks?" The other two Chu Chu warriors replied in sync.
"Y-------es."
Chuih raised an eyebrow. "How could a shark live in a lava surrounded dry cave miles below the surface?"
"I've heard of them! I've heard that they swim in molten lava and grab Chu Chus with their extra pair of clawed hands!" ChuBach added quickly as he followed the two down.
Suddenly, a hand drawn image on paper fills the minds of the chu chus. (and the screen of the readers.) It shows a large great white shark with a set of arms half way submerged in lava, grabbing two chu chus and eating three of them.
"Boy is that a crappy drawing. ChuBei, where do you hear this nonsense?" Chuih tore up the image and came up to a mechanical door.
"The------re I------s a me------ssa----g" ChuBach got interrupted by Chuih who tried to finish his line. "A message machine? Yea, we see it!"
In a flash, ChuBach struck Chuih's sword, sending it flying out of his hand and falling to the ground. "Do-----n't inter----upt me---- e-----vvvvvvve------r."
Chuih swallowed. "S-s-sorry. Won't happen again! Heh heh heh."
"While your getting your foot out of your mouth, I'll see what Rico left for us this time." ChuBei said as the leader apologized to the android.
"Wow…this cave is a treasure trove of discoveries. Creatures that have never been discovered by people, completely unknown animals. They look like mutant forms of the native animals…Perhaps the government has kept this a secret? …It's possible… but for what purpose?" The answering machine clicked and whirred, as if rewinding.
"Boy, she likes to jump to conclusions…" ChuBei said.
"That's a big jump… but seeing how these are the only clues, we should rely on them." Chuih said.
"Wh------y?" ChuBach asked.
"She's Red Ring ChuPea! She knows what she's talking 'bout!"
"All right, so mutated monsters by the government. Sounds like a plot for a B movie to me." ChuBei said.
"C'mon guys. We have to stay ahead of the game while we're bling blingin yo! Word." Chuih said.
"Stop that." ChuBei replied.
"…K."
Chuih and ChuBei opened the closest mechanical door and stepped. Taking one last glimpse at their entrance, ChuBach muttered something about idiots and followed.
** *
Whirring and clanking, a door lifted itself out of the hot dust and into it's storage compartment. Chuih, ChuBei, and ChuBach peered out. Green Kapu Kapus with floating scythes walked in circles, awaiting prey to walk into the room. The room itself was large and circular, filled with small trails of lava an inch wide and yards long that crisscrossed the cave. The three remained at the hall.
"Those are evil sharks?" Chuih asked in surprise.
"More like green Kapu Kapus…" ChuBei agreed.
"Tho---se are e----vil shar-----ks." ChBach answered them.
"…Right. Well, they don't seem too smart, but those claws look scary. ChuBei, snipe them out from here." Chuih commanded.
"Right." ChuBei kneeled on the ground and took aim with his SHOCK RIFLE +4. Using a dizapen pill left over from Metal Gear Solid, ChuBei took careful aim and fired.
The photon bullet merely fell as soon as it left the hallway.
"What the hezeck?" ChuBei was surprised.
"Hmmm, it seems we can't hit stuff while in safety. ChuBei, step out and fire." Chuih responded.
"What? Why me?"
"Because you're the sniper dude with the gun. That's why."
"Well why don't you use your Brand +4 you picked up earlier?"
"Because you got a gun."
"You go!"
"No you go!"
While the two chu chus were arguing, ChuBach mysteriously disappeared. Within minutes, he returned with boatloads of experience. The Evil sharks, Pal sharks, Grass assassins, Poison Lilies, Nano dragons, Pan arms, Hidooms, and Migriums we're all slain.
"Ahem." ChuBach interrupted.
"WHAT?!" The two angrily spat in unison.
ChuBach merely pointed towards the room, which was stained with green blood, items, and money.
"Wha-How?" Chuih gasped.
"Bu-Bu-" ChuBei staggard. "The EXP! Oh, the EXP!."
CLICK! CLICK! WHIR! YELP! The three noticed the sounds and looked into the room. Not only had a door unlocked, but something was lying on the ground. It was making the noise.
"Is that…what I think it is?" ChuBei was amazed.
"I hope it is, it could come in use!" Chuih said excitedly.
"It's de-------finat--------ly a--------M"