A/N: Here's the next chapter! I realize the lateness, but keep in mind exams are in less than a week! I really should be studying for math right now...
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"Bye Krillin! Take care!"
"Will do, Gohan, bye!" Krillin turned around to the doorway only to come face to face with Vegeta, Piccolo and Mirari Trunks. All of them looked pretty annoyed, to say the least.
"What happened to you guys? You all look like you're valley girls being told the mall is CLOSED." snickered Bulma.
"Well, woman, there is something going on that we have to take care of."
Being sometimes the one with common sense, Bulma decided to say nothing more.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?" Mirari Trunks screamed at 18.
"Geez, lay off on the ears for one second, will you? I'm not staying. I'm going." 18 swiped the dragonball locator out of Krillin's hand.
"Hey!"
"I'll take that, thank you." and with that, she sped off in search of the legendary dragonballs, leaving Mirari Trunks ready to kill something, which happened to be an unsuspecting fly at the time.
"Did I miss something?"
"No Goku, you know everything. Even Vegeta is impressed by your vast knowledge in every matter of life."
"Seriously? Gosh Piccolo, I didn't think I was that smart."
"Goku, he's being sarcastic. You're a first class idiot." pointed out Bulma. "But seriously, who is she REALLY? I KNOW Krillin isn't telling the truth anymore."
Mirari Trunks slammed a nearby table with his fist, missing the damn fly for the umpteenth time.
"She's android 18, used to be a human who called herself Tina."
"Remember when I brought the boy home after he fainted?"
"Yes, why?" Bulma was becoming confused. Vegeta continued on, using large hand gestures that everyone snickered at secretively.
"He was raging mad and claimed that he saw the androids. It turns out the people he saw were going to be the androids, but weren't yet."
"Whoah, I'm really confused."
"Kakarotto, you've always been a dumbass."
"We have to find her! If she gets her hands on the dragonballs, she'll kill us all!" yelled Mirari Trunks as he ran through the room with a flyswatter.
"But she said-"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT BITCH SAID, KRILLIN! SHE'S LYING! ANDROIDS DON'T EVER PLAY FAIR OR TELL THE TRUTH!"
Mirari Trunks whacked Krillin with his flyswatter a couple of times, just for the hell of it.
"Well Trunks, the timeline has changed quite a bit. Dr. Gero survived for a lot longer, and there were two extra androids in the picture. Maybe they are different. Please stop hitting me!!"
"Why, Krillin?"
"Why what, Trunks?"
"Why do you stick up for her anyways??"
Krillin was speechless, hoping no one would figure out his rather OBVIOUS attraction for the blond android.
"Well chrome-dome, answer already. We don't have all day."
"Shut up Vegeta."
"Who asked you boy?"
"FIRST OF ALL, MY NAME IS TRUNKS, NOT 'BOY'. SECOND, NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE CRAP YOU'VE BEEN SAYING AND DOING EVER!"
"YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, BOY. WE'LL SETTLE THIS OUTSIDE."
"MY NAME IS TRUNKS!! Can you hold on for just two secs? I gotta get this fly first."
"Whatever."
SWISH, SWISH, THWACK!
The poor fly was squashed to the refrigerator, never to flit about freely again, but no one really cared, it was just a fly.
Vegeta and Mirari Trunks stepped outside to begin their battle. Everyone watched intently from inside Capsule Corp, not wanting to get killed by a stray blast.
"You are gonna be so sorry you messed with me, Vegeta."
"What are you gonna do, faint on me until I pass out from looking at your ugly face?"
From the inside, everyone was struggling to keep Bulma from going outside.
"I have to go! Trunks is going to cream him!"
Tien talked through his teeth while holding Bulma back. "Even if he does, he won't kill Vegeta. He is his father, and I don't think he has the mental strength to kill his own dad."
"I guess you're right." Bulma relaxed a little, but then Vegeta made a rather unwise comment.
"Before you even THINK of a comeback, boy, I'll tell you now your ugliness comes from your mother's side."
"BEAT HIS ASS, TRUNKS!!"
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Out on the battlefield, Mirari Trunks was pissed off, powerful and giddy with his victory over the fly.
"HYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO HELL, ASSHOLE!"
"You don't have the guts to kill your own father." smirked Vegeta in a cool tone.
"TRY THIS ON!" Mirari Trunks sucked in a huge amount of energy, then converted it into eerie green flames. "TOXIC FLAME SUPREME!!" yelled Mirari Trunks as he released a massive ball of green flames that hurtled toward Vegeta, who smirked and held up his thumb. Unfortunately for him, the attack was MUCH more powerful than it looked.
After the smoke cleared from where it hit, all you could see were two spandex-covered legs sticking out of the ground. Pieces of armour
were in small splinters everywhere. In short, Vegeta looked like... well, a vegetable popping up from the ground.
"Holy shit..." whispered Yamucha as he touched down near the Capsule Corp property. Everyone else was speechless... and Vegeta wasn't moving. Meanwhile...
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*I have to find the dragonballs, I have to. There's only 5 more to go, I can do this. Damn Gero! Why couldn't I just stay human? Then I wouldn't be in this fucking mess.* 18 continued to track down the remaining dragonballs. She was in hot pursuit of the third one, and gaining rapidly. However, out in the mountains, where Gero's lab once was...
"Coughcoughcoughcough...hackhack...coughcoughcough. Er-HEM."
"What is it Jason ?"
"Nothing 16, I was clearing my throat. And don't call me Jason. We have to go find Goku."
"Yes, we have to kill him."
"Where is he?"
"At the moment, far from here. He cannot sense our power, but I can sense his. If we sneak up on him without letting his friends know, we can succeed in our mission. Of course, the boy and Vegeta are at extremely high power levels, so it is best if we approach with caution."
"Right... let's..." Suddenly 17/Jason was overcome by terrible series of hacks, coughs and other weird sounds.
"17. Are you alright?"
"AAAAAhhh... chooOOO!" was 17's reply.
"You seem to have... what humans call... a cold."
"No way, 16. Androids like us don'd... cadch... Ah-CHOOOWOOWOOOWOO!(I actually have a friend who sneezes like that) ...Okay, maybe... I... Ah-Choo! Do have a bid of a code." sniffled the black haired menace.
Androids 16 and 17 started to make their way to Bulma's house, making a few pit stops so that 17 could steal a few boxes of kleenex. They were hoping the famous Briefs girl would know the cure to 17's predicament. However, back at the ever famous Capsule Corp...
"Goku... exactly why did you get this 'new image' again??"
"Does it really matter, Krillin?"
"Yes."
"ChiChi threatened to cut my meals in half for a year if I didn't."
"How much do you usually eat?"
"Oh, about a 6 course meal. That doesn't include dessert."
Krillin and those who heard Goku fell down, anime style.
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Please review, and go read my two stories which are lacking in reviews: "The Adventures of Lean Ground Beef" and "A Midwinter's Nightmare". PLEASE!
~*~
"Bye Krillin! Take care!"
"Will do, Gohan, bye!" Krillin turned around to the doorway only to come face to face with Vegeta, Piccolo and Mirari Trunks. All of them looked pretty annoyed, to say the least.
"What happened to you guys? You all look like you're valley girls being told the mall is CLOSED." snickered Bulma.
"Well, woman, there is something going on that we have to take care of."
Being sometimes the one with common sense, Bulma decided to say nothing more.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?" Mirari Trunks screamed at 18.
"Geez, lay off on the ears for one second, will you? I'm not staying. I'm going." 18 swiped the dragonball locator out of Krillin's hand.
"Hey!"
"I'll take that, thank you." and with that, she sped off in search of the legendary dragonballs, leaving Mirari Trunks ready to kill something, which happened to be an unsuspecting fly at the time.
"Did I miss something?"
"No Goku, you know everything. Even Vegeta is impressed by your vast knowledge in every matter of life."
"Seriously? Gosh Piccolo, I didn't think I was that smart."
"Goku, he's being sarcastic. You're a first class idiot." pointed out Bulma. "But seriously, who is she REALLY? I KNOW Krillin isn't telling the truth anymore."
Mirari Trunks slammed a nearby table with his fist, missing the damn fly for the umpteenth time.
"She's android 18, used to be a human who called herself Tina."
"Remember when I brought the boy home after he fainted?"
"Yes, why?" Bulma was becoming confused. Vegeta continued on, using large hand gestures that everyone snickered at secretively.
"He was raging mad and claimed that he saw the androids. It turns out the people he saw were going to be the androids, but weren't yet."
"Whoah, I'm really confused."
"Kakarotto, you've always been a dumbass."
"We have to find her! If she gets her hands on the dragonballs, she'll kill us all!" yelled Mirari Trunks as he ran through the room with a flyswatter.
"But she said-"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT BITCH SAID, KRILLIN! SHE'S LYING! ANDROIDS DON'T EVER PLAY FAIR OR TELL THE TRUTH!"
Mirari Trunks whacked Krillin with his flyswatter a couple of times, just for the hell of it.
"Well Trunks, the timeline has changed quite a bit. Dr. Gero survived for a lot longer, and there were two extra androids in the picture. Maybe they are different. Please stop hitting me!!"
"Why, Krillin?"
"Why what, Trunks?"
"Why do you stick up for her anyways??"
Krillin was speechless, hoping no one would figure out his rather OBVIOUS attraction for the blond android.
"Well chrome-dome, answer already. We don't have all day."
"Shut up Vegeta."
"Who asked you boy?"
"FIRST OF ALL, MY NAME IS TRUNKS, NOT 'BOY'. SECOND, NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE CRAP YOU'VE BEEN SAYING AND DOING EVER!"
"YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, BOY. WE'LL SETTLE THIS OUTSIDE."
"MY NAME IS TRUNKS!! Can you hold on for just two secs? I gotta get this fly first."
"Whatever."
SWISH, SWISH, THWACK!
The poor fly was squashed to the refrigerator, never to flit about freely again, but no one really cared, it was just a fly.
Vegeta and Mirari Trunks stepped outside to begin their battle. Everyone watched intently from inside Capsule Corp, not wanting to get killed by a stray blast.
"You are gonna be so sorry you messed with me, Vegeta."
"What are you gonna do, faint on me until I pass out from looking at your ugly face?"
From the inside, everyone was struggling to keep Bulma from going outside.
"I have to go! Trunks is going to cream him!"
Tien talked through his teeth while holding Bulma back. "Even if he does, he won't kill Vegeta. He is his father, and I don't think he has the mental strength to kill his own dad."
"I guess you're right." Bulma relaxed a little, but then Vegeta made a rather unwise comment.
"Before you even THINK of a comeback, boy, I'll tell you now your ugliness comes from your mother's side."
"BEAT HIS ASS, TRUNKS!!"
~*~
Out on the battlefield, Mirari Trunks was pissed off, powerful and giddy with his victory over the fly.
"HYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO HELL, ASSHOLE!"
"You don't have the guts to kill your own father." smirked Vegeta in a cool tone.
"TRY THIS ON!" Mirari Trunks sucked in a huge amount of energy, then converted it into eerie green flames. "TOXIC FLAME SUPREME!!" yelled Mirari Trunks as he released a massive ball of green flames that hurtled toward Vegeta, who smirked and held up his thumb. Unfortunately for him, the attack was MUCH more powerful than it looked.
After the smoke cleared from where it hit, all you could see were two spandex-covered legs sticking out of the ground. Pieces of armour
were in small splinters everywhere. In short, Vegeta looked like... well, a vegetable popping up from the ground.
"Holy shit..." whispered Yamucha as he touched down near the Capsule Corp property. Everyone else was speechless... and Vegeta wasn't moving. Meanwhile...
~*~
*I have to find the dragonballs, I have to. There's only 5 more to go, I can do this. Damn Gero! Why couldn't I just stay human? Then I wouldn't be in this fucking mess.* 18 continued to track down the remaining dragonballs. She was in hot pursuit of the third one, and gaining rapidly. However, out in the mountains, where Gero's lab once was...
"Coughcoughcoughcough...hackhack...coughcoughcough. Er-HEM."
"What is it Jason ?"
"Nothing 16, I was clearing my throat. And don't call me Jason. We have to go find Goku."
"Yes, we have to kill him."
"Where is he?"
"At the moment, far from here. He cannot sense our power, but I can sense his. If we sneak up on him without letting his friends know, we can succeed in our mission. Of course, the boy and Vegeta are at extremely high power levels, so it is best if we approach with caution."
"Right... let's..." Suddenly 17/Jason was overcome by terrible series of hacks, coughs and other weird sounds.
"17. Are you alright?"
"AAAAAhhh... chooOOO!" was 17's reply.
"You seem to have... what humans call... a cold."
"No way, 16. Androids like us don'd... cadch... Ah-CHOOOWOOWOOOWOO!(I actually have a friend who sneezes like that) ...Okay, maybe... I... Ah-Choo! Do have a bid of a code." sniffled the black haired menace.
Androids 16 and 17 started to make their way to Bulma's house, making a few pit stops so that 17 could steal a few boxes of kleenex. They were hoping the famous Briefs girl would know the cure to 17's predicament. However, back at the ever famous Capsule Corp...
"Goku... exactly why did you get this 'new image' again??"
"Does it really matter, Krillin?"
"Yes."
"ChiChi threatened to cut my meals in half for a year if I didn't."
"How much do you usually eat?"
"Oh, about a 6 course meal. That doesn't include dessert."
Krillin and those who heard Goku fell down, anime style.
~*~
Please review, and go read my two stories which are lacking in reviews: "The Adventures of Lean Ground Beef" and "A Midwinter's Nightmare". PLEASE!