[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
"A magazine!" ChuBei ran out of the hallway into the lava crested room and picked up a small magazine labeled 'Blue Hedgehogs'.
"No, ChuBei, he's referring to the MAG right there." Chuih said as he stepped out as well. On the crispy dirt lied a small blue mag.
"Ye-----ss. Tha----ts it. Now le----t us hurry." ChuBach ordered as he walked past the other two chu chus and into the following hallway.
Chuih watched ChuBach leave, and then turned to the injured mag. "Hey, what's this on your side? PSII?"
"Hey, this magazine says that anyone under 30 mph is in for 'Generations of Doom!" ChuBei called from his paper.
"Yeah, ChuBei, that'll happen at the end of the millennium..." Chuih called from the mag.
"OH wi----ll you sto----op those ho---rri---ble puns?" ChuBachs mechanical voice was heard.
"Click Click Whir! Let me join you!" The mag suddenly floated to Chuih's side and spoke.
"You can talk?! Dude!" Chuih rejoiced.
"Sweet! You know what this means?" ChuBei grinned, placing his magazine in COSMIC SPACEtm.
"PHOTON SHOT!" Both hunters cried in unison.
"Remember the last time we had a photon shot?" ChuBei asked Chuih.
"Yea…"
Suddenly, the screen gets all fuzzy as we do yet another flashback scene. Twenty minutes later…
At the hunter academy, Chuih and ChuBei are practicing photon shots with their practice mags.
"Man, I got this gay one called Leila the goddess. All she does is heal, and I can do that with a monomate!" ChuBei (with an afro) whined.
"I got one called Pilla the Sorcerer! I don't know what it does yet though." Chuih (with a mullet) replied.
"Dude! Didn't you read about it?"
"No. Dude, I like never study. That's not my groove daddyio."
"Chuih, stop talking like that."
"…ok…Lets test it out!"
"Sweet! All right!"
A purple light engulfed everything in the surrounding area as Pilla, the sorcerer, was summoned. Very strange looking, as all photon shots are, Pilla released a massive explosion with his dimensional magic, causing a mass part of the school to collapse. Screaming and running and sirens echoed throughout the complex on Blue Rocket 2 as Pilla vanished.
The screen gets fuzzy again as we are brought back to the present.
"Yea, those were the days." ChuBei smiled (now without an afro)
"So, what photon shot do you have little dude?" Chuih (now mulletless) asked his little blue partner.
"I don't have a photon shot,,,yet! With enough EXP, I'll gain something useful! Yes sir! Something powerful, not like Mylla or Leila! You can expect Farla, Ella, Golla, and Pilla! So let the training begin! Oh, by the way, what are a bunch of adventurers like you doing done here in these hot caves?"
"…Uh, I forgot…" Chuih said.
"We're here to get Red Ring Chupea!" ChuBei nudged Chuih.
"OH, you're here to get Red Ring ChuPea, why didn't you say so. I've noticed a bunch of chu chus running down here. They went down that hall and into the cooler caves! Red Ring ChuPea might be in there!" the mag replied.
"O.K. that was easy. Lets take the way mag said to." Chuih said.
"Right. ChuBach left while we were having that flashback, so he should already be there." ChuBei said.
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Water ran rampant throughout the algae infested blue tunnels of the second cave. It was cool and refreshing, but also inhabited by the same monsters below, plus poifoilly slimes, nano dragons, and pan arms. A great deal of traps also plagued these caves, set up by the chu chus of blue rocket 1 for some unknown reason. Fog rolled through the darkened caves.
"Well, this is a nice change." ChuBei said.
"Wait, so did we go up or did we go down?" Chuih asked.
"The hell?" ChuBei replied.
"Dude, we were in a cave filled with lava. So wouldn't it be hotter if we went deeper? Oh I dunno."
"Dude, where's my dimate?" ChuBei just popped out.
"Huh?"
"My dimate disappeared!"
"Oh quit your bellyaching."
In the fog, two red lights appeared, shrouded in mystery. The two mice were blinded for a minute, but then recovered, squinting their enormous black eyes.
"Are those…parking lights?" Chuih gasped.
"Probably. After all, when driving in fog, you should have your lights on so other drivers can see you! Drivers ed 101!" Mag remarked.
"Step right up and have some damp cake!" A voice echoed throughout the fog-ridden tunnel.
"Who the hell would sell cake on a planet no ones been on yet?" ChuBei quizzled.
"I'm starving, lets grab some!"