[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
"Alright fools! You two have been playing that POGs game since November! It's time ta go!" MAG roared, sending an echo throughout the blue fogged caverns.
"Woah…really?" Chuih asked in disbelief.
"No, but let's get going anyways. I'd like to see the sun sometime in mah life, y'know what I'm sayin, dog?" MAG bobbed his errr…body up and down.
"I know what you is sayin G. Let's go bust some caps and split some wigs." ChuBei collected his POGs and gave a wink.
"Hey, you Gellin?" Chuih smirked.
"I'm Gellin like a felon, I'm so Gellin!" MAG replied in rhythm.
"I'm so Gellin, it's like Magellan! Would you like some melons?" Chuih free styled.
"Hey guys! I'm Gellin!" The round one slid in awkwardly.
"You are sooo not Gellin…" Chuih sighed.
"Mmmm, you is not Gellin, bro…" MAG stated.
And so, after a little more Gellin, the trio started down the foggy tunnel towards questionable destiny…
** *
ChuBach, the great android hunter, stalked stealthily down a corridor. His android vision gave him access to the plethora of traps laid out before him. The fog proved no difficulty.
"You may find yourself trapped by a parasite mine in the ground. To free yourself, ask some one to hit you with a technique or a gun." ChuBach had stepped on a message machine, left undoubtedly by the lost Red Ring Chupea.
"HEALP! I'M TRAPPED IN THE GROUND AND NEED SOMEONE TO HIT ME WITH A TECHNIQUE OR A GUN!" A distressed voice shouted from within the fog.
ChuBach's gears started running in his mind. The mission, or a person in distress. The other unters can save him! Oh, wait, they're idiots. Better do it myself.
ChuBach reached the unfortunate soul who was stuck in the ground. He was a Ramar chu chu like ChuBei, except without the girth.
"Oh thank goodness! Hit me with a technique!" The Ranger cried.
"I a--------m an androi---------d. I d-----o not po-----sses the pow-----er fo----r techni-----ques." ChuBach said in his slow tongue.
"Alright then, hit me with a gun! Surly you have a gun!" The Ranger begged.
"Act----ually, no, I do-----nt." ChuBach replied.
"Aw hell. Oh well, you tried. Say, I've got some useful advice for ya! Beware the Black Hound! He will rob you of your sanity, then your soul!" The Ranger advised.
"Al---riii----ght. I'll be----e off now…" ChuBach started to walk in the original direction.
"BEWARE THE BLACK HOUND! BEWARE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The Ranger moaned rather loudly from his trapped position.
** *
Chuih, ChuBei, and MAG were skipping down the trail, singing aloud the lyrics to the yellow brick road. It wasn't until a message machine called out that they stopped their frolicking.
"Look! Another Message Machine!" ChuBei screamed, eager to add another one to his collection.
"Woah, it's right next to this weird tower thing." Chuih gazed upon the ancient tower standing alone in the room.
"Has any one else noticed the plants and trees growing here? I think we're going up!" MAG said.
"My first question about Ragol was, "Why didn't any sentient life exist here?" But… look at this monument! This is identical to the one I saw in the forest! It's not ours though… Was there an ancient civilization on Ragol? But these monuments are the only evidence I see…It'd be strange if there was a civilization here, indeed… Can I decipher the characters with my simple tools?" the machine bleeped.
"…O.K…maybe there was no sentient life here cus none evolved yet?" Chuih asked.
"Hey, I didn't see this monument in the forest! What's going on?!" ChuBei took a double take.
"Alright, lets put the clues together. So fa, all da animals on Ragol became aggressive just before the mysterious esplosion. Next, down here, the animals are all mutated, supposedly by the government of Blue Rocket 1. Then, we find traces of sentient life. What's next, an Italian plumber who fights dinosaurs and uses mushrooms to grow?! Woohooo!" MAG pieced together.
"I'm afraid that already exists…" Suddenly, from behind a large bush came ChuBei. But ChuBei is right beside Chuih. Is this a clone? A copy? An illusion? How perplexing, it tries my narrative nerves. Lets find out!
"Woah! Dood! There's another you!" Chuih remarked to ChuBei.
"Yea! And I'm all smart too!" ChuBei grinned.
The copy of ChuBei mysteriously morphed into Chuih, then ChuBach, and then into a mysterious puddle of blue goo.
"Cool…" the two Chu chus echoed as they were drawn closer to the slime.
"Hey! Watch out! That's a-" MAG was interrupted by a red sickle flying from the puddle. The two just managed to dodge as the weapon was drawn back into the puddle. The puddle drew itself into a form. A blue figure with one angry red eye.
"Pofoilly Slime!" The two hunters cried.
The pofuilly slime oozed across the moss covered stone, closer and closer. Confused, the three stepped backwards and backwards until…
A column of orange light surrounded Chuih and ChuBach, teleporting them to places unknown…