[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
ChuBach, the greatest Hunter the world had ever seen, had reached the third level of the caverns. The humid air clung to everything within the moss-covered rocks. Mechanical pieces of drilling and ventilation equipment ran the lengths of the caves. Puddles of stagnant water splotched the red moss ground.
Disrupting the subtleness of it all, an orange column of light shot into perspective. Leaving as quickly as arriving, the light dissipated, revealing Chuih, ChuBei, and MAG.
"Woah…I am like…so high right now…" ChuBei smiled as he slumped to the ground.
"I didn't know telepipes had that effect…." Chuih slowly did the same.
"I have got to get me a stash of those!" MAG was pleased. ChuBach has a questioned look upon his mechanical face.
The moss began to rumble. ChuBach immediately recognized the effect and leaped to the ceiling with his Android super reflexes. The ground gave way to a bizarre creature, the Pan Arms. The giant insect was actually two bipedal creatures with it's own jousting arm lodged together. Well, you've seen a Pan Arms before, if you've played Phantasy Star Online (GameCube or Dreamcast). If you haven't played it, then why are you reading this?! You're just giving the plot away! That's actually quite funny because there almost is no plot to give away! But let me finish my tirade and get back to the story at hand…
Marley was dead…
Oops, wrong story…
The Pan Arms shook the moss off of it's super resistant carapace. Prey was in sight. The three drugged up amigos were watching the world spin. ChuBach had only one option.
He left.
The Pan Arms neighed. Yes, neighed. Chuih, with lots of sparkles in his eyes, watched the Pan Arms spin and spin as it galloped closer. "Hey dudes…?"
ChuBei responded. "…yea?"
"…There's a Pan Arms galloping like…closer and stuff…" Chuih answered.
ChuBei pulled out his SHOCK RIFLE +4 and fired, not really paying any attention. Photon bullets rained down in the Caves 3. All of the crates had been opened, the traps exploded, and the ground scorched. Everything, save the Pan Arms.
"Oh well…you tried and stuff…" Chuih smiled.
The Pan Arms stopped galloping, it was within jousting range. With sick sounds of dismemberment, the Pan Arms split into two. The Hidoom and the Migrium.
"Hey…this telepipe stuff is stronger than I thought…" MAG droned. "The thing just popped in two…"
The Purple Migrium neighed as it pulled its very long saber into the air. With a jab, it's purple photon lance flew into the confused Chuih. However, the Migrium is an odd beastie because it's blade does nothing more than Jellen…
Chuih immediately woke up from spinny land. Jellen seemed not only to lower his attack (which is always useless), but seemed to kill the narcotic effect of the unusual telepipe.
"DUDE! My hallucinations have somehow become real! This is like that one movie…um…y'know…" Chuih shrieked.
The Migrium neighed once more, announcing it's pansy ass self. Chuih gulped, and swung with the brand +4. Neighing in pain, the Migrium stumbled backwards, and then, vanished into a green puddle, leaving a little yellow box.
"Well, that wasn't very nice." The Hidoom spat in a british accent.
"Woah…that's some strong stuff…" Chuih gasped.
"Yes it is, isn't it? And that movie was "Sphere", I believe, my good chap." The Migrium now had a bowling hat, a monocle, and walking cane. Chuih began to sweat.
"Fear not Chuih….like…I'll handle it…" MAG rose from his position. And then a blinding light sprang forth. The first photon shot! Inside this purple world, two little cute creatures materialized. Resembling chao, Mylla and Youlla, the extraordinary too cute twins, danced around and brought good cheer to everyone. It also boosted attack and defense for the two hunters.
"Oh my god! They are too cute!" ChuBei gazed as he came out of his high.
"Quickly ChuBei! Cover you're eyes! They're cuteness will melt your skin!" Chuih shouted.
Sure enough, all of the monsters in the area suddenly exploded from the overloading cuteness of the twins. Like some ancient weapon of the Gods, the photon shot was indeed powerful, but it also killed a buzz. Damn.
Finally, when it was all over, Chuih opened his eyes. Nothing remained of the Hidoom in front of him. "Ah man. He had this cool German accent."
"A message machine! That is like soo cool!" ChuBei blurted. He immediately grabbed it and listened.
"I saw it with my own eyes. Not anyone else's eyes, but mine. I mean, how can I see it with someone else's eyes? I'd have to pry mine out of my head and place theirs inside! An animal metamorphosed when it was pierced by a tentacle from that giant worm. Were the monsters I saw in the cave all changed by that giant worm? It would be pretty freaky if it was! They could make a movie about it! It would be like Super Tremors! Well, I'm going to jump in this transport river pipe thing! See ya!"
"…What if Super Tremors met Sphere? Wouln't that be a crazy movie?!" Chuih suddenly asked.
"Yea, it's be like chu Chu Rocket meeting Phantasy Star Online!" ChuBei responded.
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ChuBach, after a half an hour of searching, had stumbled upon something. A transport dock, under construction, in the caverns! A large river was through the gates, and several rafts with crates were tied to shore. The river was placed neatly in a giant concrete tube that went into the darkness.
"Ung, hey stranger…" A voice came. ChuBach noticed and turned. He saw what resembled a Chu Chu in a lab coat, injured underneath the Welcome to Disney World sign.
"Stranger." The lab rat (Two drumbeats and a symbol) coughed. "You must…take caution…Beta 772… Our genetically engineered giant mutating arthropod thing…is out there. …Here, take this. You'll need it…" The Chu Chu slumped even farther and died.
ChuBach looked at what was given to him. You have received DDK Key H Input. ChuBach shrugged as he entered the enclosed dock to get to Disney World, err…the end of the tunnel.