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"EVIL MACHINE! YOU DIE NOW!" The doors behind the three Hunters opened, letting loose an angry Chu chuette. She was a Hunewearl, clad in black and pink and wearing pink ears. She had the long lost weapon, Photon Claw.
"Hey!" Chuih screamed, but his actions were too slow. The Chu chu leaped into the air and kicked Calus the computer with all her might.
"There, one less evil machine to worry about! Hahaha!" The Chu chu stood proud over the carcass of Calus. The three were wide eyed.
"What's the matter with you two? I'm Sue, the greatest Hunewearl eva!" Sue beamed.
"Well, he was going to die from Vol Opt (Lightning and thunder struck outside.) so, I guess it doesn't matter… I'm Chuih, this is ChuBei, and this is MAG." Chuih introduced the team.
"Nice ta meet ya! Things are getting rough out there, you wouldn't believe the amount of mechanical Kapu Kapu's patrolling the "Mines"! Why you down here?" Sue continued standing on top of the smoking Calus.
"Well, we're here to answer Principal Tyrell's (That is I!) 20 questions, and if possible rescue Red Ring ChuPea from doom!" ChuBei told her.
"It has nothing to do with my quest, but wanna team up for a bit! I just need to find Dr. Ostos's Reasearch!" Sue announced.
"Doc Osto's…it sounds so familiar. Hey MAG, did Calus say anything about Doc Osto?" Chuih asked his friend.
"I dunno." MAG simply put it.
"ChuBei?" Chuih asked his other friend.
"…I wonder if he had PAC-MAN on this?…" ChuBei paid no attention.
"Nope, guess we don't know anything 'bout it. But since your such a hot babe, I'll team up!" Chuih smiled.
"Uh…me too!" ChuBei grinned.
"I'm with stupid…" MAG sighed.
"Alright! We are SUE'S HUNTER PARTY! Let's go find the Doc's research!" Sue bellowed.
The four left the computer room, back into that scene from either Terminator, Metropolis, or the Postman!
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It was dark. The rooms were huge. The four ran through them, trying to avoid the oncoming hordes of mechanical monstrosities. The light was fading to a fixed point beyond their reach. The Gillchics, Sinow Beats, Sinow Golds, Dubchics, Cananes, and Canadines came in rolling sweeps, each pouring in after the last one.
"You know, this scene seems ripped off from something…" Sue thunked.
"Quickly! We must escape the Mines of Moria!" ChuBei shouted as he waved his rifle around like a torch.
"Yea, that would be the scene…" Sue sighed.
"What do we do? We're runnin low on supplies, and there are so many damn waves of them!" Chuih gulped.
"And the lights fadin yo! Soon it'll be all dark and shit!" MAG examined.
"Hey, if David, Alex, Mara, and Reiko were here, what would they do?" ChuBei quizzed.
"The same thing that Aragorn, Gimmly, Phrodo, Sam, Gandelf, and them other people would do!" Chuih said.
And then the lights went out in these old mechanical mines…
The red lights on each machine still heralded their presence, and all of them were coming in closer.
All was silent.
"Ah heck. Where the hell is McAfee Virus scan when you need it?" Sue's voice called.
Just at that moment, the darkness erupted into an array of brilliant strobing lights. The designs of Blue Rocket 1flared in all directions. The machines pulled back into their dark recesses. The Hunters were confused.
"What's goin on?" Chuih asked.
"…Something is coming…" MAG whispered.
A violent quake shook the ground. The patterns flickered with each rumble. Footsteps of something big.
"What could be so big that causes this entire room to rattle?" Sue questioned.
"A Magitek Armor? The Egg Viper? War Beast Antonio? Metal Bowser? Valmar? A T-Rex?" ChuBei listed.
"Alright, now you're just getting stupid…" Chuih complained. The Reader sweat drops.
From the passage they came, within the darkness, an artificial nightmare stepped into introduction. Behold the Garanz! The most feared villain of the Mines!
"Alright! Let's Dance!" Sue smiled. "Right guys?!"
She turned to see cardboard cut outs of her partners. They were running off in the distance. "Oh Schnap!"
"The Garanz bellowed a scream as it fired its rocket boosters. Sue became engulfed within her Chu Chu instincts. She ran without any brainpower directing her movements.
With the help of several well placed blue arrows, Sue caught up with her friends.
"What the heck's going on?!" MAG cried as a missile exploded near him.
"That walking tank is like, more than 11 inches tall! It must weigh at least 6 pounds!" ChuBei reasoned.
"Damnit! Where's ChuBach when you need him?!" Chuih yelled.
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ChuBach is standing on a wooden pier, getting his picture taken with the worlds largest fish catch. The de Rol Le is held upside down by a really really really tall scaffolding structure. Several tourists in Hawaiian shirts are taking his photos. ChuBach suddenly sneezes.
"Someone's talking about me." He moaned.
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RIPPLE RIPPLE RIPPLE
"Woah, we really didn't need that scene direction!" Sue twitched.
"Well, it sure explained a lot. But let's get back to the angry metal box chasing us!" Chuih stated.
The Garanz was indeed still making tracks with it's booster rockets. Missiles fired in all directions, causing several large explosions.
"We iz dizoomed ya'll!" MAG whined.
"Look! An exit!" ChuBei grinned.
Before them was a large chasm, crossed only by a small bridge. It was a very very long way down. On the other side, a heavy, reinforced door lied open, revealing a room with a glimpse of a red teleporter. Gillchics, Dubchics, and all the other robot enemies lied in position on the other side, firing lasers and photon bullets across the gorge.
"Eep! ChuBei, can you pick them out while running?!" Chuih asked.
"No way dude! Don't you remember! You can attack and run at the same time!" ChuBei responded.
The four, avoiding the shots by the grant of God alone, made it to the bridge. Sue stopped.
"What are you doing Sue?! The thing will get you and eat you and stuff!" Chuih cried.
Sue said nothing and turned to the approaching Garanz, who was now on the bridge.
"You shall not pass!" Sue screamed waving her photon claw.
The Garanz reared up in protest, aiming its missile silos at her.
"Noooo!" Chuih called.
"Forget her Chuih! We must make haste!" ChuBei grappled his lighter comrade.
Sue stood, not flinching an ear. The Garanz was about to attack when.
ROOOOAAAAARRR! The familiar Dragon stampeded into the arena, grasping onto the Garanz with it's enormous jaws. The Garanz, not able to aim correctly, fought back. Sue, taking advantage of the moment, fled across the bridge to the other side, where she joined her friends.
The Garanz only squirmed in the Dragons clutches, until finally it was ripped in pieces. The Dragon placed one heavy foot on the remaining carrion and screamed a victory; all while a banner reading "When Fanfics were decent" fell behind it.
"Y'know, I'd say something, but we already did a take on Jurassic Park." Chuih sighed.
"The others nodded while they ran into the proceeding room, taking care to lock the door before those robots clambered inside.
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