[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
"Are you quite finished?" The chu chu named Sue asked the parading Chuih.
"Dude! Stop trying to skip my rhythm and bust my groove!" Chuih clambered out of the hole he had dug in his beserk.
"So, um…uh…we didn't get any EXP." ChuBei noted.
"HUUUAAAHHH?!" Everyone asked at once.
"Nope, no EXP. Something is amiss." MAG thought.
"This can only mean one thing. That we are so incredibly good that we don't need EXP!" Chuih grinned.
"Oh, quite the contraire, my little rodent friend!" Vol Opt's unmistakable voice rang like a bell.
"WHA?!" Everyone gasped.
"Did you mistake me for a simple droid? You have not even a clue of how powerful I am! It is I that runs this planet, and it is I that will through you off your pathetic coil!" Vol Opt's voiced.
"Huh?" Everyone looked confused.
"Guh… Why waste my prodigious vocabulary on such simple minded cretins, I ask you? Look, I'm going to kill you. Got that?" Vol Opt was disgusted.
"OHHH…." The four trailed their words.
"Well then, shall we begin?" The room began to shake. Glass shattered, wall paneling fell down, circuits exploded. Huge coils sprang from the flooring as the totems disappeared. An enormous mechanical apparatus fell from the ceiling, red as blood. The Vol opt Judgment. A.K.A, the Vol Opt part 2 for all of us PSOers.
"Holy mechanical monkeys Batman! The maniacal machine is making maddening mayhem in this monoplex!" ChuBei twisted.
"Well, um, YEA! You're stupid!" Chuih called to Vol Opt.
"Oh, how I fear your wicked tongue Hunter. Enough fooling around! It's time-" Vol Opt became interrupted.
"-To die?" Sue stepped in.
"No, I wasn't going to say die!"
"You so were going to say die! C'mon!"
"No, no! I was going to say, 'It is time to fight!"
"Oh sure! For a machine of YOUR intelligence, you can come up with something better than it's time to fight! That's like a poke'mon saying."
"Oh all right! I was going to say It's time to die! There! You happy?!"
"Yes."
"Good. Now you can die satisfied!"
"Woohoo! …Wait." Chuih screamed.
Vol Opt, as the large, red, metal box thing, swung into position, facing his blue side to the hunters. The mice began their race around Vol Opt as he fired the blue orb. ChuBei began to fall behind. And before you know it, BAM! The orb struck the Chu chu's rear, encasing him within a stone prison.
"You dudes go on without me! Save yourselves!" ChuBei cried.
"No ChuBei! All for one and one for all!" Chuih called.
"Eh, you're right. Come and save me, Puhleese!" ChuBei smiled.
Chuih and Sue hacked away at the stone. As they did so, an aura of not friendly energy started to form around Vol opt's glowing blue section.
ChuBei noticed this. "Gah! Hurry up guys! He's gonna fire a "laser"!"
"Woah!" Chuih and Sue both bounced off the stone.
"Doods! What are ya guys doin!" ChuBei shouted.
"Well, we don't want to be caught in the way of the "laser"!" Chuih argued.
Just at that moment, the "laser" aura transmogrified itself into a "laser" beam. The ray shot into the stone housing, and from that came the burnt fur smell. The stones collapsed.
"Ouch." ChuBei winced as ashes fell off his blackened fur.
Vol Opt then reared one of his other sections into gear. Several missiles stared menanciling … menciling…oh! Angry like at them. The four sweat dropped.
"C'mon people! Let's get moving!" Chuih yelled as the missiles rocketed out. The missiles missed the group entirely. They were all chasing Chuih! Chuih ran around Vol opt like a race car with a broken wheel… or something.
"Hey! People! HEEAALLP!" Chuih pleaded. The other two hunters were too busy hacking away at Vol Opt to notice.
BABOOM! Smoke dashed all around Vol Opt.
"Hey, what was that?" Sue asked.
"Sounded like an explosion." MAG responded.
Chuih limped, scorched, around Vol opts corner. "I hate you guys…cough."
Vol Opt swiveled again, this time several red tracking beams shooting out.
"RUN!" Sue announced. This time, all of the Chu chus managed to scurry around Vol Opt, tempting fate whenever a pillar crashed just behind them.
"JEEBUS! Does this guy ever run out of ways to kill us?!" Chuih panted as the tracking beams stopped.
Right then, the rear section glowed, and several green numbers appeared.
"Man…He recovers too." Sue sighed.
"Ha ha! You see, I'm invincible!" Vol Opt laughed. As he laughed, the blue light section turned into position once more.
"Oh yea! Well prepare to crash!" MAG taunted. "ChuBei, kick his CPU!"
And ChuBei did. Nothing happened. "Hey MAG! Nothin happened!"
"What! WINDOWS is supposed to crash whenever anything touches it!" MAG was surprised.
"Do you think the ultimate machine would run on WINDOWS?! This is a MAC!" Vol Opt explained. "And as proof, I'll multi-task without any signs of lag!"
Suddenly, the PAC-MAN Techno Remix boomed through whatever remaining speakers were in the room.
"Well, at least he hasn't spoke in lete yet." Sue sighed.
And so, the pattern begun again. The blue light! The hacking at stone! The laser beam! The swiveling! The missiles! The booms! The more swiveling! The tracking beams! The pillars! The pause! And the recovery!
"Aha! A pattern!" Sue announced. "Everybody! Attack his butt!"
"Wha?!" The other three asked.
"The recovery parts! M'kay?" Sue answered.
And they kicked his butt! They sliced the butt! They molded the butt1 They studied the butt! The dated the butt! Oh wait, I got carried away. They simply destroyed the butt. That's it. Nothing more.
"Without your butt, Vol Opt, you can't sit down! … or recover." Chuih told the virus.
"No matter! I shall still crush like little tiny escargot under a large wrecking ball!" Vol opt cried.
"He's right! And we haven't a moment to spare! We have to take the game to him!" ChuBei grinned.
"Your not thinking what I think your thinking!" Chuih replied.
"Yup! I sure am!" ChuBei grinned… again.
"TRON!" Both dude Chu chus shouted. And before you can say "Why the hell are they talking about Tron when they could just finish him off normal PSO style?!" they were digitized and put inside the computer!