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It was dark in the world of Tron. The two Hunters, Tron Chuih and Tron ChuBei, were inside what looked like a giant mouse maze. Actually, it was just a normal mouse maze. Get it?! It's because …they're mice, y'know? Mice run through normal mice mazes, and yea! Well anyways, brilliant colors flashed everywhere in long paths, like PSO is normally. But to their surprise, Tron Chuih and Tron ChuBei wore not what they were usually accustomed to. Instead, they were in white body suits with blue lights running all over it. Tron suits for the Tron world.
"We gotta find Vol Opt, a-ight?!" Tron Chuih sparked.
"Yea G! Let's go find dat bad mutha!" Tron ChuBei replied.
The two run through the maze before a voice chilled their bones.
"Hey! What are you guys doin here, y'know what I'm sayin?"
Tron Chuih turned around, expecting some kind of digitized cheesy 80's guard, but came across an astonishing discovery. "Tony Danza?!"
Yes, it was that Italian super star, Tony Danza. He was wearing normal clothing. Which was weird because it was Tron. And you've seen Tron.
"Yea, that's me. So, what are you guys are doin, eh?" Tony replied.
"Woah dude! I still can't believe it! So this is where you've been since "Who's the Boss?" !" Tron ChuBei gabbled.
"Hey don't forget that "Noah" gig I did, eh!" Mr. Danza put forth.
"Whoa, well, Mr. Tony Danza dude, we're looking for the aptly named …Vol Opt!" (Thunder and lightning shocked outside.) Tron Chuih answered.
"Yea, that's who I thought ya came runnin for. Lemme go get him for ya! Badda bing badda boom!" Tony offered. He soon disappeared, digitally of coarse.
"I can't believe it! We're talking to Tony Danza!" Tron Chuih giggled.
"Yea! I like, have his POG!" Tron ChuBei smiled.
Tony Danza reappeared, pixel by pixel, quickly. He placed his hands in his pockets and shrugged. "Eh, The master Vol Opt will see you now."
Before you know it, the two were teleported before the floating circuit crescent thing, Vol Opt 1. His big crescent head thing was stationed between tow towers of blue flames. The two gulped.
"I am the great and all powerful Vol Opt! I see you have come into my own lair to finish our battle! And pay no attention to that Tony Danza character, he has nothing to do with my evil purpose, really!" Vol Opt bellowed.
"Right! Let's battle!" With that, Tron Chuih and Tron ChuBei both leaped into a spiraling jump towards the side.
Out of nowhere came three-dozen Chu Chu Police officers, each toting a different kind of photon gun. Chuih and ChuBei glanced at each other. "Hit the music Mr. D.J!" Tron Chuih shouted. And guess what? The Propeller Heads over used song, "Spybreak" was put into motion.
Instinctively, the officers began to fire into the two. Shot after shot came pouring from each gun towards the Hunters direction. With amazing speed (thanks to bullet time!) the two dodged every one While running through the white and blue lobby.
Tron ChuBei clicked open a cell phone. "MAG, we need Guns. And lots of them!"
The lobby walls fell apart as row upon row of guns came rolling forth. Tron Chuih and Tron ChuBei both grabbed as many as they possibly could.
And the cool bullet time battle scene commenced. With cool aerial flips and off the wall dodges, blasting while running, blasting while sitting, blasting in the air, blasting on the ground, blasting while eating a jelly doughnut. Overall blasting commenced in a stylized, fresh, and off beat rip off battle.
"Remember, there is no spoon!" Tron Chuih called to himself.
"And yet another movie has been stolen of its innocence. Try this!" Vol Opt cried. He fired blasts of energy from the digital matter in the virtual air.
"Dodge!" Tron ChuBei cried.
Chuih saw the shots flying at him. He then proceeded to dodge, all while in the same place. To Tron ChuBei, Vol Opt, and Tony Danza, it looked like there were a hundred Tron Chuihs at once.
"Whoa! That's some serious moving!" Tony Danza was amazed.
Vol opt, once finished with his firing spree, launched himself at Tron Chuih, punching him with invisible fists! Tron Chuih went flying into a lobby wall, crushing the digital poster board. But that wasn't the end! Vol Opt went at it like a mechanical bull! Tron Chuih was feeling the hurt as Vol Opt was moving as fast as he was dodging. Finally Vol Opt flipped backwards.
"Do you hear that, Mr. Chuih? That is the sound of inevitability!" Vol Opt spoke.
"Oh sorry! That's just me eating these LAYS FRITO'S!" Tony Danza held the corn chip bag to the screen and smiled.
"Oh damn the powers that be! Now even myself has been caught stealing lines!" Vol Opt whined.
"Hey Vol Opt!" Tron ChuBei screamed.
Vol Opt instantly turned, to see Tron ChuBei's new DIGITAL BLASTER +5 in his face.
"Oh damn." Vol Opt sighed.
Bam! The moment he fired, Vol Opt's crescent self fell back for a moment, then was deleted. The aptly named Vol Opt was gone.
"Good job Tron ChuBei! You gain 5 luv points!" Tron Chuih congratulated his partner.
"Thanks, dude! When we get out, let's play a game of POGS to congratulate our 4300 EXP points! YEA BABY!" Tron ChuBei shouted.
"Hey Tony, wanna come to the REAL world with us?" Tron Chuih turned to the old Mr. Danza.
"No thanks! I've had enough of the real world! Ignorance is bliss baby!" Tony Danza replied.
"MAG, beam us home!" Tron ChuBei called up MAG on his cell phone.
And in a moment, they had left the world of Tron.
"Well crap! Now I'll have to download another virus! …I here the Y2K one does well, eh?" (Yes I know he's Italian and not Canadian, but I've always remembered Tony Danza sayin eh.)