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Sue and MAG wore a tired look as Humar Chuih and Ramar ChuBei blinked back into the "real world". The octagon room was a mess, yellow crates (or the remains of them, thanks to Sue and MAG) littered the floor, and a GREEN teleporter sat invitingly near the center.
"Have fun?" Sue asked sarcastically.
"Not as much fun if you were there, baby!" Chuih grinned.
"Dude! We met Tony Danza!" ChuBei hopped up and down excitedly.
"Hey! Didja see that?! In the description, the teleporter type is all capitalized, which means…" MAG cited.
"That we should pay close attention to it! Let's go!" Sue exclaimed.
The four made it into the teleporter, which mysteriously teleported them to a dark and eerie tunnel underneath the "mines". Several crates lined the area ominous door that stood before them. There were also several message machines.
"I can now say that there was an ancient civilization on this planet. Ruins buried in the ground. This is evidence. The government was about to secretly conduct an excavation to study the ruins."
"Next." ChuBei said as he picked it up.
"No intelligent life was discovered when Blue Rocket 1 landed here… Something else must have caused the destruction of this ancient civilization. What happened on Ragol in the past?"
"Maybe some other time. We're trying to find out what happened to Ragol in the recent past." Chuih commented.
"The government was decoding the characters well. Here is their analysis. I'll try to fill in the gaps with my own data. "Light, darkness…
a pair, no, …
exist, no exist…
unlimited seal, seal, …
MUUT DITTS POUMN~ …?
What's the last line? An incantation? Seal, seal… What is sealed? Where? Is it about this door? Was it sealed with the words, MUUT DITTS POUMN? Maybe each word in the incantation represents something? I found three monuments… Are they keys to open the door?"
"Please tell me it's not sayin what I think it's sayin." Chuih sighed.
"Anything but that! I dun wanna go all the way back just to talk to ancient pillars, dude!" ChuBei moaned.
"Relax! We don't have to go all the way back to Forest 1! Just watch!" With that, Sue clapped twice.
One of the symbols lit up.
She clapped twice again. Another symbol lit up. And she clapped yet again, and the third lit up.
"Whoa! How'd ya do that!?" MAG eagerly anticipated the answer.
"Skip the Details! Let's just go!" Chuih commanded.
"Well, I don't think Doctor Osto's Research is in there. I must have missed it. You fellas go ahead." Sue turned back to the way they had come.
"…Doctor Osto's Research? Why didn't you say so! We've had that the entire time!" ChuBei slipped the disc out of his pocket.
Sue turned back to the, indescribably furious. "YOU WHAT?!"
"I have the Doc's stuff on this CD. We like got it from the computer kid you smashed up. I thought you wanted to come with us cus we were hot!" ChuBei defended himself.
"THAT'S IT! YOU ARE SO DEAD MISTER!" Sue screamed.
Not even Chuih and MAG were safe from the chu chuettes rampage. She leaped upon the three of them, kicking up an enormous dust storm! The dust storm soon engulfed the entire tunnel, shattering the crates. In a matter of moments, the fight had ended. Both male space mice lay on the dirt battered and broken, while Sue kicked her tail up in disgust. She took the disk with her as she teleported back to the "mines".
"Dayum! She really know how to bust a brotha up!" MAG said as he tried to repair himself.
"You can say that again…ouch." Chuih twitched.
"Dayum! She really know how to bust a brotha up!" MAG said as he tried to repair himself.
"Even the description was copied! Ouch." ChuBei sat amazed.
"Stop Meta game thinking! Ouch! Wha'd you hafta go and scare her off! She was hot, dude!" Chuih moaned.
ChuBei got up and dusted himself. He'd be fine in a matter of moments. He noticed that only one crate had survived the chaos. "Hey look! The Halo crate!"
"You mean the X-Box? I thought you got rid of yours, like in chapter 2." Chuih got up.
"Yea, but Panzer Dragoon Orta's out for it, and so is Toejama nd Earl III!" ChuBei responded.
"Yea, well remember. The 'cast comes first, followed by the 'cube, then the PS2! I made a rhyme!" MAG demanded.
"C'mon guys! Lets head into the RUINS 1! Mwahahahahahaha!" Chuih glared evily.
"Yea! It's like impossible in here on Hard mode!" ChuBei replied.
"That's why were on easy! Let's go! We might meat a carbonized Han Solo!" Chuih repeated.
And so, the trio ran inside the door. But little did they know they were being watched! Well, that is if they're not META reading! Damn newbies!
"W00t!" Came the Hunters voice in the darkened door.
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