A comic book is sitting upon a table. On the cover is an illustrated Chuih fighting off various monsters. The title is "Chu Chu Star Online". We open up the comic book. And a deep voiced narrator begins to orate the various illustrations.
"HUmar Chuih never wanted to be a hero. He wanted to live a dignified and self sustained life in solitude. That was not to be. He was called upon by the great leader Principal Tyrell, head of Blue Rocket 2. It was that a giant explosion had occurred upon the planet they were orbiting, Ragol. Chuih had been given orders to investigate the explosion and find the Hunter Red Ring ChuPea. Aided by his friend, RAmar ChuBei, Chuih descended to the planet's surface. It was a harrowing struggle with many friends met and many foes defeated, but Chuih had made it to the center of Blue Rocket 1's mines. The enemy, so it seemed, was headed by a fowl creature who called himself Vol Opt. Chuih managed to defeat the villainous computer, and the mechanical fiends fled, tails between their legs. They may have left Blue Rocket torn, shattered, and over all a mess in their wake, but the proud people of Blue Rocket 2 were not beaten, oh they were so not beaten. After the great victory, Chuih and ChuBei congratulated themselves on their victory. Or was it a victory? We join our heroes as they stumble upon a dark and strange alien ship…"
Chu Chu Star Online[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
The comic book closes, and the screen fades into black.
10:10 A.M. The alien Minecrawler, Edmonton.
Chuih is now in a black spandex outfit with a huge triangular black helmet, the point sticking out to the front. He no longer had the photon sword as he had a floating chain gun where his arm would be. ChuBei now had four invisible hands that gripped four visible magnums. He wore only a black leather plants and clenched a large Cuban cigar in his mouth.
"C'mon! We have a planet to save!" MDK Chuih smirked underneath his enormous helmet.
"Arf!" MDK ChuBei replied.
"Hold on a second! This ain't no MDK2! STOP!" MAG shouted. He had on a white, funky wig and a monocle. But he soon shook himself in order to lose the offending articles.
MDK Chuih raised his helmet so his sparkling eyes came through. "Oh c'mon MAG! We're having some fun! You gotta admit that these ruins look a lot like the architecture from the aliens in MDK!"
"No! You can do a MDK Rocket fic sometime, but now we're doing Chu chu Star Online! End of discussion." MAG shouted.
The two space mice glanced at each other in sadness. They slowly removed their MDK gear and put back on their old applications.
"Now we can concentrate on finding Red Ring ChuPea! Look there's a message machine!" MAG finished.
ChuBei picked it up. "Man, does this place look like MDK2. It even has the cool tunes!" Suddenly, the thumpin' techno theme of MDK2 plays. "Well anyway, back to the subject at hand." ChuPea cleared her throat. "Ah hem! Why am I here, with all these monsters around? I doubt even the army could get this far! The army isn't sneaky and stuff. These Kapu Dimenians would strike them before they could …so something quickly. That fast! So, anyways, if you're reading this, come on in!"
"Like, it's time for another conclusion!" ChuBei smiled. "Alright! Blue Rocket 1's research teams were drilling for oil, gas, or the cream you find in the middle of doughnuts, and they stumbled upon these ruins. The army decoded the door thang and came on in. These so called Kapu Dimenians were so numerous that they overwhelmed the army and killed every on of em! Without an army, the monsters outside saw that they could take over, and so they did."
"Sure, but that doesn't explain why there's no trace of anybody, and the whole doc Osto thing. Red Ring ChuPea probably has it figured out. Lets just keep going…without our MDK stuff…" Chuih sniffed.
It wasn't long before the trio met the first Kapu Dimenian. It resembled a Kapu Kapu, except it was black and had flashy Christmas tree lights running all over it. They were slow, stupid, and easy pickings! Unfortunately, however, came the claws and Dark Belras. This made the ruins very annoying and made you want to kick it's ass. But, as they say, two heads are better than one, and three heads is just freaky. So, with a lot of EXP and monomate usin', the three came to rest in a very large room looking onto the outside, and a waterfall.
"Well. I'm like, gonna kick the next monsters ass if he tries to kill me." Chuih sighed.
"You were gonna do that anyways dude." ChuBei replied.
"Oh yea." Chuih blinked.
"Man. This sucks more than Spyro the Dragon." ChuBei coughed.
"Naw man. Nuthing sucks that bad. Not even the Sue incident." Chuih sparked.
"It aint so bad to me, dawg. A couple more monsters you guys kill and I get my next photon shot!" MAG remarked.
As they spoke, a message machine blinked on, it's swirling lights inviting them to hear it. Of coarse, ChuBei added it to his collection, making it the 86th or something like that.
"Boy this is a big hole! It looks like something came out of here, like a cannon shot. You know, if I were smart, I'd jump down this hole and get into Ruins 2 a lot faster!" ChuPea advised.
"I told you the coil suit would be useful!" Chuih said happily.
"No! We'll just go around the long way! I want my photon shot Damnit!" MAG shouted.
"Fine. But personally, I think this big hole was left by Godzilla." ChuBei added.
"The American Godzilla of coarse. The big ass iguana! …Hey, what's that?" Chuih pointed out.
Before them, a silhouette of something that resembled a chu chu floated menacingly. If such a thing can be accomplished, this figure was doing it. Long, purple robes fell from it's body, and it's face was covered by something …evil! Yes, evil! And it, too, had Christmas lights running up and down it's cloak.
"You there! What is your name?!" Chuih bellowed.
"I am the Chaos Sorcerer! I shall either kill you or …tell you your future for 50 meseta!" The robed figure said in a raspy voice.
"Cool! Tell mine!" ChuBei handed the sorcerer 50 meseta.
The Chaos Sorcerer floated over to ChuBei and stared at him. Actually, no one could tell if he was staring cus of that evil mask. Darn, that mask is evil! After a few moments of silence, the sorcerer spoke.
"I see a tall, dark, and handsome stranger in your life. Ah, it seems you have met this stranger before, yes? It tells me that this man ripped you off. Oh wait! That figure is me! And I just ripped you off! Haha! Isn't that ironic! But you know what's even more ironic?!" The sorcerer patted ChuBei's back.
"Heh heh. What?" ChuBei asked.
"The fact that the person who told you your future is going to kill you before you can have one! Hohahaha!" The chaos sorcere laughed.
"Not if I can help it Mr. Fortune Teller!" Chuih prepared his photon pallasch!
"Oh dear! What a dreadful little toy you got there! Allow me to tidy up!" The sorcerer waved his cane, and Chuih's pallasch soared out of his grip. The weapon flew to the very rim of the hole, teetering on the edge.
"Oh dat's it! You is just askin for an ass kickin baby!" MAG roared. "PHOTON SHOT!"
The entire arena metamorphosed into a purple ocean. Time froze as those annoyingly too cute twins, Mylla and Youlla appeared. The good guys made sure to close their eyes. After all, to look upon cuteness of that caliber would be suicide. They soon vanished when their teletubby dance was done.
ChuBei opened his eyes. "Wha?! Like, how come your not dead and stuff, dude!"
Indeed, the Chaos sorcerer was still intact. "I have a mask on you idiot! Now, where was I? In the middle of some witty remark I'm sure."
"You were getting' your butt kicked!" Chuih called from the rim of the crater.
"Ah yes! –Wait-" The sorcerer was interrupted when Chuih came slashing through him with the awesome pallasch! In fact, Chuih flew completely through the wizard and landed on the other side.
"Your photon shot should be arriving any second now, MAG!" Chuih complemented himself.
"I don't think so brotha. Look!" MAG advised.
The Chaos Sorcerer floated there like nothing happened. With a wave of his cane, the wound sealed up. "Ah, the great thing about being dead is that you can't die!"
"Oh crappo…" Chuih glanced.
"Now, I've noticed that not a single Force character has shown up for the entirety of this plot. It would have been a grand duel, I'm sure, but I'm going to have to settle for you! Now when I cast Grants, I'm not talking about Ulysses S. Grant or Alan Grant or a grant from the government!"
A crystal floating alongside the dead wizard raised itself, glowed, and a trajectory was set. The three waited for the blast. It was a long moment to pass. But a fiery explosion soon happened. The enormous technique centered on Chuih, who was standing near the waterfall at the time. The result of the massively damaging shock sent Chuih hurtling over the edge.
"Have a nice trip, see you next fall!" The Chaos Sorcerer laughed.
"Hey dress wearer! Take a look at this!" ChuBei was wielding a Fill Blaster +5!
"Oh darn." The sorcerer stated. With a blast from the rifle, the Chaos Sorcerers life force was sucked out entirely, leaving the dried husk of a body to dissolve in the breeze. Not that there was a breeze, mind you. It was just for dramatic detail.
"Woohoo! New Photon Shot!" MAG screeched.
"So how come you haven't evolved yet?" ChuBei asked.
"Uh…uh…shut up!" MAG silenced his other partner.
"Say where's Chuih dude! …he must have fallen down the hole!" ChuBei gasped.
"Chuih go down the hole!" MAG repeated.
"It's a good thing, like, he has that coil suit! Um…what do you wanna do now?" ChuBei consulted MAG.
"Uh…find Chuih and more stuff and ChuPea and…" MAG trailed on.
"K." ChuBei called.
The two went through the door near them, which conveniently was the red teleporter room. They stepped in and took off.
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