It's about time for a recap, don't you think? Alright! CCSO in five seconds! Planet blew up so chu chus sent Blue Rocket 1 to make Ragol into suitable home. Blue Rocket 2 comes to Ragol, Blue Rocket 1 goes boom! Principal Tyrell (That is I!) sends Hunter Chuih and Ranger ChuBei to Ragol to find out why Blue Rocket 1 went boom and find Red Ring ChuPea. Go down. Meet ChuBach, an android. Fight dragon, go through caves. Meet MAG, fight De Rol Le, ChuBach supposedly dies. Hunters go in mines, start pimpin'. Go to Mines 2, stop pimpin', meet Sue and Calus, talk about Doc Osto. Fight Vol Opt, meet Tony Danza. Sue takes Data and leaves. Hunters go in Ruins, find out it's a big ship, meet and fight dead monsters. Meet ChuBach again. Kill ChuBach. Everything about Dark Falz, the big scary monster behind it all, is pretty much explained. Prepare to fight Dark Falz. And in the whole thing about fifty movies have been ripped off! And that's been what happened so far in…
Chu Chu Star Online[Chu Chu Rocket, Phantasy Star Online, Chuih, ChuBei, ChuPea, ChuBach, KapuKapu, Chu Chu, and all other related indicia to either PSO or CCR are copyright Sonic Team and SEGA. Some Cu Chu characters copyright MFZ team (which is me, Hypes)]
It was a bright sunny day. Flowers of every color splotched the meadows. Songbirds flitted in the air as they performed their own ballads. The sky was blue. Perhaps too blue. Cute little animals were cleaning the area.
WAIT! Wait, wait, wait! Is this for real? I mean, the story just emerged from an R rated horror flick set, battling several dead zombies, and overall through the progression of the story, things got worse. …O.K. If it's in the script...
Ahem. Despite everything in this story's continuity, Hunter Chuih, Ranger ChuBei, and MAG stumbled upon a field full of pansies. In the middle of this beautiful scene was a great obelisk, carved from stone and erected to face the sky.
"Dude! This is weird!" ChuBei said.
"Yea…I feel like such a pansy…" Chuih reported.
"Seeing how this a circular field, in which the edges are cutoff by a great cliff, I'm going to say that we should head for the obelisk in the center." MAG stated.
"Why you say dat?" Chuih asked.
"I dunno." MAG replied.
And so, they three frolicked through the daisies until they reached the obelisk. It was a big obelisk, several stories tall. In front of it was something that resembled a gravesite. The hunters stopped.
"Whoa… I'm seriously getting bad vibes about this…" ChuBei told the other two.
"Yea. It's a frickin' grave! Where's our respect for the dead?" Chuih asked.
ChuBei looked up from his photo of James Dean, which he was drawing a mustache on. "Who knows?"
"I am supa charged sucka! I jus remembered dat I can give you stuff when a boss fight occurs! Yeehaw!" MAG jived.
MAG turned a brilliant gold, casted shifta and deband on his allies, then resumed being blue. "I'm blue, da be dee da boo die."
"…No. Let's go kick some serious god ass!" Chuih shouted. The group walked up to the obelisk, practically on the iron grave, where they waited…and waited…and waited.
One hour later…
Chuih checked his watch. "It's been a frickin' hour! Where's that stupid Dark Falz character?"
ChuBei kicked the grave and addressed it. "Hey Dark Falz! Come on out so we can kick your butt!"
A muffled voice responded. "Go away, I'm sleeping."
The two space mice looked at each other, puzzled. "What do you mean sleeping? Shouldn't you be trying to destroy the world?"
"…Five minutes longer…" the voice said.
"…K." MAG said.
The chu chu's glared at the mag.
"What? We can live another five minutes!" MAG defended himself.
Five minutes later (Four minutes and thirty seven seconds later to be precise) the sky turned gray, the fields all died at once, and the obelisk vanished. Screaming, tortured faces became the ground, and burning flames of people's suffering burned in the air.
"Gross man! This is friggin' disturbing!" Chuih complained.
"It could be worse…" ChuBei glanced around.
"How? How could it get any worse than this?" Chuih demanded to know.
"I dunno. I just thought that the line was appropriate for the moment." ChuBei said.
But things did become worse. From the ground emerged thousands of purple bladed diamonds, each spinning faster than a buzz saw.
"Damn! Darvants!" MAG exclaimed.
"Dava-who?" Chuih asked.
"Darvants! They're Dark Falz's personal lackeys. You can only get through to them if they're smoking purple puffs. You have to keep moving or you'll be sliced to ribbons!" MAG explained.
"Thanks Left Hand…" Chuih decided to rip off VHD.
And the Darvants came flying in, their masses so overwhelming, that it's just overwhelming! Immediately, Chuih and ChuBei set forth to darting around in random patterns to avoid the swift blades of the Darvants. They ran around the edges, the insides, the center, and anywhere they could to avoid so many purple people eaters. Eventually, ChuBei took notice of an important event.
"Hey! The Darvants are smoking!" ChuBei screamed.
It was true, for the Darvants had stopped to pull a cigarette out form a celestial pocket and take a breath of that purple carbon monoxide rat poison. And how wonderful it was.
"Now's our chance!" Chuih bellowed.
The two began to strike left and right with the Claymore +8 and the Blaster +5. The Darvants were weak from their inhalation of over 70 poisons and didn't have time to fly put of the way. One fell after another, the space mice like steamrollers on a street of pain. The Darvants were getting freaked.
"Let's get the hell out of here!" A darvant shouted.
The Darvants began to sink into the gray faced earth. ChuBei and ChuBach nodded to each other and smiled.
"I'd offer to play you a game of POGS, but…" ChuBei started.
"We gotta god to finish. DUDE!" Chuih finished.
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