Over the years, Dark Falz has taken on a medley of forms, ranging from the sick, to the twisted, and to the sick and twisted. His already abominable self was about to become a whole lot more ugly.
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"Oh MY GAWD!" ChuBei gaped as he craned his head backwards.
"EWWW! GROSS!" Chuih disgusted.
Dark Falz looked down from his now flying form. From his back spread many wide wings made of energy. "What do you mean gross? Am I not good enough for you? You want some cute bunnies to fight? Hmm?"
"I DON'T LIKE DARK FORCE! GROSS!" Chuih replied.
"You don't like Dark Falz's new form Dark Force?!" MAG asked in surprise.
"Well actually it's not really new. I've been Dark Force the whole time, just the lazy American bastards who translated the original in '87 changed my name to Falz." Dark Falz interrupted.
"I can't believe you don't like Dark Force!" MAG stuttered.
"What's so hard to believe?! I DON'T like Dark Force!" Chuih defended himself.
"Well, we could fight Dark Force and some Rafoie beams, Dark Force and hordes of Darvants, or Dark Force and have death rain fall from the sky." ChuBei listed.
"How bout the Rafoie beams, the Darvants, and the death rain without Dark Force?" Chuih offered.
"EWWWWW!" MAG, Dark Force, and ChuBei grimaced.
"I still can't believe we're doing this!" Chuih sighed.
Suddenly, a small horde of Darvants emerged from the ground. They then begin to spin a circle, all while singing a small tune of "~SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM~"
Dark Force, ChuBei, and MAG soon joined in the SPAM cannon. Chuih boiled it until he could no longer stand it. "GAH! We should call this Hunter Chuih and the Flying Circus!"
"I don't think so bub." MAG finally said in a British accent. "T'would be plagiarism!"
"Well Mister Hunter." Dark Force put a bony pinky to his lip. "Shall we "Get it On"?"
"EWWW! Don't EVER SAY THAT AGAIN and stop talking like Dr. E-copyright infringement- il!" Chuih blurted.
"Well I can't promise you anything, mister HUmar, but soon, I will RULE THE WORLD! MUHAmuhamuhahahahaha!" Lightning flashed in the background.
"Let's Dance!" Chuih screamed.
The two set into motion. Dark Force rose on silent streams of air that carried him over the deep ravine. Chuih ran around the side, pallasch at his hip. Both took the opposite side of the circular field to reach their goal, but they would soon meet.
"So…Five hundred meseta he won't last." MAG glanced at his chubby ranger buddy.
"Are you asking m to gamble against my best friend?!" ChuBei was appalled.
"Pretty much…yea." MAG blinked.
"Seven hundred meseta on Dark Falz." ChuBei replied.
Chuih screamed from across the arena. "I can't believe you guys are betting to see if I win!"
"On the contrary Chuih!" ChuBei hollered. "We're betting to see if you lose!"
"Well Mr. Chuih, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your- oh wait. I messed up. Let me try again." Dark Force chided.
"HOT BABES ChuBei!" Chuih yelled. "HOT BABES?!"
"Oh right. I gotta go save the world." ChuBei recollected. He soon rushed into the extreme side and brandished his Blaster +5.
"Chuih! Just hack! I'll do all the technical stuff!" ChuBei cried from his sniping spot.
"Um.K." Chuih replied.
Just then, wave after wave of the explosive rafoie demolished the fear stricken earth. ChuBei was fortunately missed. Chuih, in his closeness and all, was struck dead on. He was soon flailing on the ground like a fish.
"How do you like that?! Hmmm?" Dark Force laughed.
"Owch." Chuih moaned as he sizzled. Time for a MOUNTAIN MONOMATEtm!" Chuih smiled as he held the name brand drink near his sparkling eyes.
"Dude! Mountain Dew died in like 98 or so!" ChuBei called.
"Like Sienfeld?! NO! NOT YOU JERRY! NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chuih fell to his knees and shouted to the sky.
"Yes it will be terribly sad that he'll be missed. Unless he keeps doing more of those gay ass Italian commercials…" Dark Force pitied.
"You know what else is gay ass?! Your butterfly wings!" ChuBei screamed.
"What?! My wings are not gay! You die here little mouse man!" Dark Force retorted.
ChuBei took the moment to snipe, sending a small photon bullet flying into Dark Forces ugly forehead. He continued doing this two more times before his combo stopped.
"Ow! Hey stop! That hurts! It's like a pea shooter!" Dark Force commented.
"PEASHOOTER! That gives me an idea!" Chuih shrieked. He reached into his cosmic pocket and pulled out a mysterious item. "GO X-POTION!"
The X-potion flew through the air and finally hit Dark Force, where it just bumped off and fell to the ground.
"What was that? You tried to kill me with a fruity little drink? How laughable. Ha! Ha again!" Dark Force smiled.
"Damn! Why didn't it work?! The X-Potion is supposed to instantly kill un dead!" Chuih was confused.
"Chuih! He's not undead! If he was undead, that would make him not dead, which is alive!" MAG informed.
"Then that would mean…" Chuih began a train of thought.
Just then the Kapu kapu rushed back onto scene. It looked a little worn out, but upon noticing the shiny X-potion it hastened its stride. It gulped the X-potion in one bite. In a manner of seconds, the Kapu kapu keeled over and kicked the bucket. It then vanished into a red puddle with a green item.
"Cool! Scape Doll!" Chuih smiled.
Unexpectedly, light poured down from the heavens in excruciating pain. It was a rain of light, it was a rain of death. Chuih dropped over.
ChuBei instantly ran over to his fallen comrade when the rain had subsided. Chuih was face first in the mud…face…thing.
"Oh my god, dude! Thine life had parted from thy cold lips! How could such a young life end so quickly?! WHY?!" ChuBei fell to tears as he grasped his friends' body.
MAG flew over. "Twas his time ChuBei. Twas his time."
Another Chuih walked onto stage sipping a VANILLA COKA COLA. The Chuih walked over to the grieving teammates and looked over their shoulders. "What's up guys?"
ChuBei glanced over in tears. "Oh Chuih! You died and dead and stuff…Wait a tick! What's going on here?!"
MAG turned the dead Chuih over to see a very crudely sewn Chuih doll. "A scape doll huh?! He's been with us the whole time and I never noticed. Just goes to show how much I pay attention…"
"Oh boo frickedy hoo! Who gives?! I certainly don't! If you don't die now, I'll have to kill you!" Dark Force mocked.
"Yea?! Well while I was out, I picked up a few things! Take this!" Chuih challenged.
From the ravine popped out a couple dozen Chu chus, all armed with grenade launchers.
"Ha! I say ha again! Grenades won't hurt me!" Dark Force scoffed.
"They're not like grenades dead dude! I know for a fact that you can't stand MELLOW YELLOW! I read it in one of Red Ring ChuPea's messages! See." Chuih replied.
Soon the screen faded and rippled to a scene a little while ago. The trio of heroes were standing in the ruins listening to a machine.
"Dark Falz! That's the name. Who could forget such a famous mistranslation? The god of destruction that revives in the millennial cycle. Perhaps this entity encountered a civilization thousands of years ago. They could not defeat it, but managed to seal it in this gigantic spaceship. They abandoned it somewhere far from their planet. It was this place, Ragol. …We've come to a terrible place at the worst possible time… And he's very very irritable to Mellow Yellow" ChuPea's voice echoed.
And the scene fades back to the present.
"Boy did I look like crap. What a shotty camera angle." ChuBei critiqued.
"Oh shit. I hate Mellow Yellow. It drives me all …nasty." Dark Force moaned.
With the word given, Chuih's men let loose a volley of Mellow Yellow cans at the giant divine monstrosity. Flailing and kicking (without legs, might I add), Dark Force soon diminished into nothing more than a bright flash of light, the vanished. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Was his last word.
The three watched as the light escaped. All the chu chus soon filed out of the arena, leaving the HUmar, Ramar, and mag.
"Well, we did it. We stopped Dark Force/Falz from taking over the galaxy." Chuih sipped some more Vanilla Coke.
"Yes. It's all over… But I can't help thinking it was too easy…" ChuBei inquired.
"Hey! Where's Red Ring ChuPea?!" MAG wondered.
At that moment, the earth began to shake terribly. A giant moan encompassed them all. Was Dark Force dead?