(A/N) : Cirrus, I noted you critiqued my story, SOMETHING STUPID!! and Your Thoughtless Scheming. When you reviewed SS, you said you wanted a story. Here is one. I just wanted to be sure you know, unless you like taking potshots at old fics of mine.
Chapter 2 : Poison Jam
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid, and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
Smells Like Teen Spirit
by
Nirvana
.... Welcome to the Rokkaku Database....
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1. Personnel
a. Staff Members
b. Workers
c. Rokkaku Cabinent
2. Schedules
a. Daily
b. Monthly
c. Yearly
d. Company Picnics
3. Economics
a. US Wall Street
b. Japan Stock Market
c. Great Britain Exchange
4. Projects
a. Tokyo-to 2003 Project
b. Heart Failure Cure
c. Cancer Cure
d. Alzheimers Cure
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1. Golden Rhinos
a. Numbers
b. Types
c. Training
d. Orders
2. Assassins
3. Projects
a. Project Umojan
b. Project Death and Decay
c. Project Broken Halo
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The Golden Rhino Assassins Page. Where would you like to go?
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1. Assassins
a. Roster
b. Individual
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The Golden Rhino Assassin Roster.
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1. Assassins (Grind City)
a. Ahmed Sharif [KIA] 5
b. Steve Sparks [KIA] 6
2. Assassins (Beijing)
a. Mika Lo [READY] 11
b. Tika Lo [READY] 13
c. Foo-yung Rong [INCAPACITATED] 19
3. Assassins (England)
a. Tommy Farthing [INCAPCITATED] 56
b. Pike Fletcher [READY] 34
c. Brick Top [KIA] 57
d. Gorgeous George [INCAPACITATED] 55
e. Mad Fish Mahoney [INCAPCITATED PERMAMENTLY] 54
f. Cannon Jones [KIA] 50
4. Tokyo-to
a. Tawfret Rokkaku [MIA] 1
b. Akan Hiyami [MIA] 2
c. Hikaru Yamamoto [MIA] 3
d. Saikata Masahiko [MIA] 4
e. Jubei Shinoda [READY] 7
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Tawfret Rokkaku
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Age : 23
Sex : Male
Race : Japanese
Zodiac : Taurus
Weapon : Dual Pistols/Dai-Katana
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Tawfret is one half of Goji Rokkaku's list of sons, alongside Koji Rokkaku. Tawfret was, at Goji's will, taken and trained alongside the great Assassins, including the lengendary Assassin Number Zero, Hikaru Gosunkugi, who treated young Tawfret as a favored nephew.
Hikaru taught Tawfret the lost killing art of Annihilism, and to be a master marksman with firearms.
However, Tawfret was absent during the great Rudie cleansing, and many are debating why and for what purpose. Tawfret was sent to the lonely shores of Northrend to recover an artifact, and to get it in a week. But during the week, Goji was killed by troublesome rudies. And Tawfret never returned. Trips to Northrend turned up with the artifact missing, but no body. Tawfret is currently MIA.
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Honestly, Numerov, I don't see why you keep checking the roster. a balding scientist of great age said gingerly.
You know Jubei's orders, Talkov. Everyday, check to see if Tawfret reports in. Numerov said, pressing his glasses up on his nose. Talkov snorted.
He's either dead or realized that he was worth more than we were paying him. Jubei is clinging on to false hopes.
As we all are. What happened to Mad Fish?
He's mad.
About what?
No, he's nuts. Insane.
And Cannon Jones?
Shot himself.
Foo-yung Rong?
Assassination gone wrong. He underestimated Hazuki-sensei.
Gorgeous George?
Got into a fight with a scrawny pikey, the day before he was supposed to fight for Brick Top.
What happened to Brick Top?
Got whacked when George failed to show.
Damn. They're dropping like flies.
It gets better. Talkov smiled and leaned forward over his desk.
Koji is cutting off our funding.
Numerov's eyes widened.
He can't do that...!
Talkov sighed and sat back.
Yes he can. And he will. We simply became a burden for him.
Numerov grunted and sat silently.
What did he say?
Said the latest attack on the Japan Stock Market nearly sent the Rokkaku Group under... He needed to make cuts.
Damn him... What options do we have?
Well, we can always go back to Mother Russia...
Frankly, I would rather die.
Drink vodka?
Now that's an option I like.
I concur.
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Blah blah blah blah GG's Yada yada yada won won won wonk
Goddamnit, don't you ever shut up? Shackler growled, opening one eye and glared furiously at the equally mad one eyed stare of the one-fifth of the stone cold bitches of Shibuya.
Don't you ever listen? Honestly, if you were any slower you blah blah yada yada I like to eat shit..... Are you even listening?
The Love Shocker sighed and threw up his hands.
I give up. You talk to him. she said to her friends. One strode forward, and gave Shackler a mighty slap.
PTOO! What... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?! Shackler screamed, leaping to his feet. He easily dwarfed the offending Love Shocker, who stood her ground and then seized his two precious diamonds.
Listen to me, boy... she snarled, giving a good, crushing squeeze, damaging Shackler to tears.
I want you to consider getting rid of the GG's, having all your precious Kogane, Rokkaku-dai, and Kibogaoka Hill. Don't you want it?
Shackler whimpered, and nodded his head painfully. The Love Shocker released her Kung Fu grip and Shackler fell to one knee.
Think about it. was all she said, as the Love Shockers looked at one another nervously, and left.
A tittering laugh reached Shacklers ears, and he grimaced.
Hehe, she grabbed your balls Shackler.
Shut up Grimer.
(A/N: This chapter sucked. I know. Sue me.)