Zero In Wonderland Ch. 1- Where am I?
(MK version of Alice in Wonderland)
By- mo_mo
Disclaimer- These characters do not belong to me!! THEY DON'T AND THEY NEVER WILL!! They belong to Yukiru Sugisaki and other people who ACTUALLY own them. This is based (not completely, disney version) on the tale of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol.

Training had been hard on Zero that day..he got scolded by Azuma (again) for being late, got in a fight with Hiead, and got yelled at by Kizna..At times like this Zero wished that he could just relax..he went into his room..nobody there yet. He plopped in his bed and went to sleep...He drifted off in his sleep far far away...into the crazy place of Wonderland...

Zero woke up in a field of daisies..they all smelled very nice.."Where am I?" he wondered. He got up and rubbed his eyes and looked at the lovely flower field..why it was so nice he could gaze at it all day long.. Wait! He can't be distracted, he must find the way back to the GOA! For that was not where he was..but which way to go.. Zero was lost... "Aw Crap! NOW how am I gonna get back? I don't know where I am, and there's nobody here to ask!!" Zero groaned.. He plopped back into the daisies.. Then he heard a rather familiar voice...
"Oh Man I'm late..I'm late I'm late..Oh dear so very late!!" he heard the voice..as it got nearer and nearer. Zero knew that voice anywhere!! He immediantly got up.
"Hey Clay!! Over here!!." Zero yelled waving his arms..but his jaw dropped as he saw Clay not in the GOA uniform but in a nice vest with a coat..and a humongous pocket watch in his hands..the thing he noticed most of all was that large bunny ears were poking out of the top of his head, with a tail from behind as well..
"Hi! Sorry No time to talk right now bye!!" Clay said as he waved to him like he didn't know Zero at all. Clay hopped away with his big bunny feet, still saying "Oh dear..I'm late So late..."
"Wait!!!" Zero yelled as he followed Clay to where ever he was going. He ran behind Clay and kept up with him "Waiit!! I need HEEELP!!!!" Zero called to him..but then he saw Clay jump down a rabbit hole. And Zero looked hesitated but jumped down anyway. He fell really slowly and saw strange things..little toy models of the goddesses floating in the air...Hmmm..how strange..When he fell at last he saw Clay go through a door.."Aha! Now I got you Clay!" He thought to himself as he opened the door, but found another,and another, and another, untill it was a very very small door, as he grabbed the doorknob..it talked!!
"OOWW!!!!" Yelled another voice.. Zero looked down and saw Rio's head as the doorknob!!
'Rio!?" Zero exclaimed. Rio's face looked puzzled.
"Rio? Who is that? I'm just a doorknob" Rio replied. Zero rolled his eyes, something wrong was happening here. "OK....Can you Uh Open up.." Zero asked he was starting to get very very disturbed staring at Rio's head like a doorknob.
"Well obviously no.." Rio answered looking up "For your to big to fit in here..Duh.." Rio said. Zero looked annoyed, surely Clay must be half-way ahead of him now. "Try the bottle up there," Rio pointed with his eyes. All of a sudden, a table appeared with a bottle on top. Zero picked up the bottle and looked at it, strange no label on it at all..except a tag that said 'Drink Me'
"..I guess," Zero drank the bottle and then he shrank and shrank and shrank untill he was the perfect size for to fit to the door. "Thanks Rio, Now can you open up?," Zero asked..
"I would...but I forgot to tell you something.." Rio told him with a chuckle.. "I'M LOCKED," Zero frowned and stamped his foot.
"Then WHERE is THE freakin' Key!!??" He yelled at Rio and pinched his nose.
"Owie Owie..OK!! OK!! Its up there!" he pointed with his eyes again at the table. A key appeared on it. Zero tried to climb it for he was much smaller then the table.. but he slid off.
"Damn it! Now what!?" he sat down and frowned. Rio tilted his head.
"You know you can just try the box" he said pointing with his eyes downward. Zero looked down and at his feet was a small blue box. Zero opened it and inside were cookies all which said in icing "Eat Me" Zero took it and ate it. He grew and grew and grew untill his head was at the ceiling. "Ooookay.."he picked up the key and stared at it.
"Yes I know, Its called a key you giant oaf" Rio taunted. Zero, all of a sudden had an urge to cry. "Ahhh..your so mean waaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!" Zero sobbed giant tears. Rio's eyes grew large as large puddles started to rise.
"Hey,Hey cut off the water works already" Rio said shakily as the pool of tears went into a lake. Zero sobbed and sobbed, but in the inside he wondered why. "Stop it! The bottle!! Drink the bottle" Rio frantically yelled as the tears started to reach his nose, then he was forced to swallow it. Zero drank the bottle again and shrunk. He fell into the bottle and watched in the safety of it as Rio swallowed Zero's own tears. He just realised that the bottle (with him in it) was in an ocean now.
"Am I in Rio?" Zero asked himself. He sat there for awhile thinking about what to do, and where are they, and how much ahead Clay is of him. His thoughts were interrupted again by another strange sight. It was another Goddess Pilot!! Pilot of Tellia-Kallisto himself Yu Hikura!..In a Dodo suit? Also why is he sitting on another Pilot Candidate dressed as a pelican?; and why was another candidate dressed in another bird suit pushing Yu's bum? Is that his idea of a boat..
"Land ahoy.." Yu said quietly pointing to land. Zero had his hopes up, he put himself up from the bottle and started to paddle in the direction that Yu had pointed at. He soon caught sight of the land, at last!!.
"Woo Hoo!!" Zero cheered as he paddled faster. Though he did not realise that a humoungous wave was behind him. The wave did hit him and it hit him hard too.

~To be continued~

Whew...I know I know it might not be what REALLY happened in the movie but give me a break will ya!? Yeesh ..

Next chapter- Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum?..Oh no....