Zero In Wonderland- Ch.2 -Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum?...Oh No..
(MK version of Alice in Wonderland)
Disclaimer- all characters mentioned here are NOT MINE!!! They belong to Yukiru Sugisaki and other people who actually own them!! (Which am of course not I) Alice in Wonderland is not mine either, it's a real fantasy novel written by Lewis Caroll.
After (finally) landing on the beach, Zero's head got stepped on by a foot. "Ow!" He yelled but then another foot landed on him. Zero was then able to see that more candidates, all in ridiculous animal costumes, were trampling him. The candidates ran around and around a rock with Yu on it. Yu had started a small fire on the rock and was tending to it, silently. Zero got up and ran in circles with them for he was getting tired of being trampled. "Hey Yu, why are we running in circles?" Zero asked as he ran around and around. Yu turned to him looking annoyed.
"Drying ourselves, its the best way to do it," Yu answered and started to warm his hands, then his bum. "Besides, it's one of the rules of the Caucus Race." He added.
"Oookaay...." Zero wondered if they ever heard of something in life called a towel. So he ran with them for a few minutes, but then saw Clay again! As another wave crashed on them (and the running troup but no one seemed to notice) he saw Clay arrive in an umbrella from the water. "There he is!! Hey Clay!!!" Zero yelled. He ran from his spot as Clay got up, closed his umbrella, and looked at his large pocket-watch.
"AAh!! I'm Late!!! Ah!! Late Late Late!!! So late!!" Clay started going into a panic and hopped away. Zero was determined not to lose him THIS time!
"Wait Clay Wait for MEEEE!!!!!" Zero called, but just as before, Clay ignored him and continued hopping on his way. Eventually Zero did lose Clay..again and THIS time it was in a forest clearing.
"Damnit how can he go that fast!!??" Zero had to catch his breath. "OK Zero..calm down.." Zero told himself. "Now if I was a rabbit and in a hurry where would I go?" he wondered and looked around..maybe he was going home and was going to miss dinner...Nah that can't be it..Clay wouldn't be in a hurry for that..or would he? While Zero looked in the bushes and trees, he did not notice the two flags sticking out of one bush," Not here," he murmered after searching another bush. The two figures started to follow Zero. Even when he went under the log, the figures ran on the log then stood at the side that Zero came out on. When Zero came out he then saw two pairs of shoes (That were on the figures of course) then thier clothes and at thier collars, one person's tag read 'Twiddle Dee' and another said 'Twiddle Dum' Zero looked a little further up and saw that the two strangers were his own classmates.
"OH GOOD GOD!! YAMAGI!!?? ROOSE!!??" Zero exclaimed. Yes, Roose and Yamagi were standing there dressed as Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum. (If you see the movie you know what I mean..but they are not fat...) Zero stood there gawking at thier strange outfits. They stood there for quite awhile untill Yamagi was the first to speak.
"If you think we're wax works you ought to pay you know, Nohow!," Yamagi said quickly.
"Contrariwise, and if you think we're alive you ought to speak!" Roose added. Zero was scared its like everyone has amnesia and forgot thier own names and took the roles of crazy people/animals/things. "I am Twiddle Dee," Roose said with a smile.
"And I am Twiddle Dum," said Yamagi, they both bowed politely. Zero was very disturbed at this for his classmates never bowed to him before.
"Uh..yeah nice to meet you, now if you excuse me I have someone to follow now," Zero said as he tried to leave but Yamagi and Roose got in his way.
"You can't leave now," Roose said and Yamagi nodded.
"Lets play games!" Yamagi cheered as they tried to grab Zero put Zero pulled his arm away.
"I can't, I have to find out where Clay is going, and why he isn't helping me!" Zero yelled.
"Why?" Yamagi and Roose asked at the same time.
"Because I'm curious" Zero said to them firmly. "Now if you just leave me alone, I have to go now thank you." Yamagi shook his head and whispered to Roose.
"Ooh Twiddle Dee, He's curious.." Yamagi whispered with a grin.
"Aye, just like those oysters" Roose replied.
"Poor things" they both sniffed and shook their heads in sadness.
"Oysters??" Zero asked. "What oysters???" Roose and Yamagi took off their hats and they both started spinning the hats with their index fingers while saying,
"Oh no no no, you wouldn't want to hear it"
"But I do" Zero said, "Maybe I can stay for a minute...." Yamagi and Roose's eyes grew huge.
"You CAN!?" At that moment they both pushed Zero and plopped him down on a log.
"The Walrus and the Carpenter," Yamagi began. Roose continued
"The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all his might-"
Yamagi picked up the rhyme "He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright-"
"and this was odd because it was the middle of the night" Roose said. They proceeded each taking turn telling a rhyme about a Walrus and a Carpenter who tricked the oysters and ate them all. Zero was listening halfway but at the part when they were talking about the oysters, the Walrus and the Carpenter all walking along the beach, Zero figured that this was just another bunch of nonsense that won't help him. After their tale ended they both smiled and asked at the same time "How did you like it?"
"Uh..Yeah it was cool..bye" Zero stuttered.
"You can't go now! We have another tale to tell!" Roose said instantly. So they plopped him down again and started reciting the rhyme 'You Are Old Father William' but Zero couldn't stand it anymore so he got up and left while they weren't looking. He walked kind of quickly because he was worried that Roose and Yamagi were going to go after him, but luckily they didn't. Instead he heard Yamagi shout in an angry voice.
"MY NICE NEW RATTLE!!!!!!!!!" His angry scream rage echoed throughout the forest. Zero did not want to know.
"Whew, man what's wrong with everyone here?" Zero sighed. He stopped to take a breath. Zero looked up and realized he was by a house, it looked pretty cozy in there, but as much as he wanted to go in, he figured that he might as well not because everyone was crazy here. He was going to pass the house but then he heard the same familiar voice.
"Where is she? Oh dear I am going to be terribly late!" Clay muttered to himself. He was tapping his foot impatiently by his mailbox.
"CLAY!!" OVER HERE!!" Zero yelled as he ran up to him. Clay finally noticed him but his face changed from impatient to angry.
"MARY ANN! What are you doing!!??" Clay yelled at him angrily. Zero turned around to see whom he was talking to but found no one.
"Are you talking to me??" Zero asked. Clay turned even angrier.
"Yes I am! Mary Ann, are you deaf!? Now get in there and get my gloves!!"
~To be continued~
Next chapter- The House of the White Rabbit..or Clay
(MK version of Alice in Wonderland)
Disclaimer- all characters mentioned here are NOT MINE!!! They belong to Yukiru Sugisaki and other people who actually own them!! (Which am of course not I) Alice in Wonderland is not mine either, it's a real fantasy novel written by Lewis Caroll.
After (finally) landing on the beach, Zero's head got stepped on by a foot. "Ow!" He yelled but then another foot landed on him. Zero was then able to see that more candidates, all in ridiculous animal costumes, were trampling him. The candidates ran around and around a rock with Yu on it. Yu had started a small fire on the rock and was tending to it, silently. Zero got up and ran in circles with them for he was getting tired of being trampled. "Hey Yu, why are we running in circles?" Zero asked as he ran around and around. Yu turned to him looking annoyed.
"Drying ourselves, its the best way to do it," Yu answered and started to warm his hands, then his bum. "Besides, it's one of the rules of the Caucus Race." He added.
"Oookaay...." Zero wondered if they ever heard of something in life called a towel. So he ran with them for a few minutes, but then saw Clay again! As another wave crashed on them (and the running troup but no one seemed to notice) he saw Clay arrive in an umbrella from the water. "There he is!! Hey Clay!!!" Zero yelled. He ran from his spot as Clay got up, closed his umbrella, and looked at his large pocket-watch.
"AAh!! I'm Late!!! Ah!! Late Late Late!!! So late!!" Clay started going into a panic and hopped away. Zero was determined not to lose him THIS time!
"Wait Clay Wait for MEEEE!!!!!" Zero called, but just as before, Clay ignored him and continued hopping on his way. Eventually Zero did lose Clay..again and THIS time it was in a forest clearing.
"Damnit how can he go that fast!!??" Zero had to catch his breath. "OK Zero..calm down.." Zero told himself. "Now if I was a rabbit and in a hurry where would I go?" he wondered and looked around..maybe he was going home and was going to miss dinner...Nah that can't be it..Clay wouldn't be in a hurry for that..or would he? While Zero looked in the bushes and trees, he did not notice the two flags sticking out of one bush," Not here," he murmered after searching another bush. The two figures started to follow Zero. Even when he went under the log, the figures ran on the log then stood at the side that Zero came out on. When Zero came out he then saw two pairs of shoes (That were on the figures of course) then thier clothes and at thier collars, one person's tag read 'Twiddle Dee' and another said 'Twiddle Dum' Zero looked a little further up and saw that the two strangers were his own classmates.
"OH GOOD GOD!! YAMAGI!!?? ROOSE!!??" Zero exclaimed. Yes, Roose and Yamagi were standing there dressed as Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum. (If you see the movie you know what I mean..but they are not fat...) Zero stood there gawking at thier strange outfits. They stood there for quite awhile untill Yamagi was the first to speak.
"If you think we're wax works you ought to pay you know, Nohow!," Yamagi said quickly.
"Contrariwise, and if you think we're alive you ought to speak!" Roose added. Zero was scared its like everyone has amnesia and forgot thier own names and took the roles of crazy people/animals/things. "I am Twiddle Dee," Roose said with a smile.
"And I am Twiddle Dum," said Yamagi, they both bowed politely. Zero was very disturbed at this for his classmates never bowed to him before.
"Uh..yeah nice to meet you, now if you excuse me I have someone to follow now," Zero said as he tried to leave but Yamagi and Roose got in his way.
"You can't leave now," Roose said and Yamagi nodded.
"Lets play games!" Yamagi cheered as they tried to grab Zero put Zero pulled his arm away.
"I can't, I have to find out where Clay is going, and why he isn't helping me!" Zero yelled.
"Why?" Yamagi and Roose asked at the same time.
"Because I'm curious" Zero said to them firmly. "Now if you just leave me alone, I have to go now thank you." Yamagi shook his head and whispered to Roose.
"Ooh Twiddle Dee, He's curious.." Yamagi whispered with a grin.
"Aye, just like those oysters" Roose replied.
"Poor things" they both sniffed and shook their heads in sadness.
"Oysters??" Zero asked. "What oysters???" Roose and Yamagi took off their hats and they both started spinning the hats with their index fingers while saying,
"Oh no no no, you wouldn't want to hear it"
"But I do" Zero said, "Maybe I can stay for a minute...." Yamagi and Roose's eyes grew huge.
"You CAN!?" At that moment they both pushed Zero and plopped him down on a log.
"The Walrus and the Carpenter," Yamagi began. Roose continued
"The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all his might-"
Yamagi picked up the rhyme "He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright-"
"and this was odd because it was the middle of the night" Roose said. They proceeded each taking turn telling a rhyme about a Walrus and a Carpenter who tricked the oysters and ate them all. Zero was listening halfway but at the part when they were talking about the oysters, the Walrus and the Carpenter all walking along the beach, Zero figured that this was just another bunch of nonsense that won't help him. After their tale ended they both smiled and asked at the same time "How did you like it?"
"Uh..Yeah it was cool..bye" Zero stuttered.
"You can't go now! We have another tale to tell!" Roose said instantly. So they plopped him down again and started reciting the rhyme 'You Are Old Father William' but Zero couldn't stand it anymore so he got up and left while they weren't looking. He walked kind of quickly because he was worried that Roose and Yamagi were going to go after him, but luckily they didn't. Instead he heard Yamagi shout in an angry voice.
"MY NICE NEW RATTLE!!!!!!!!!" His angry scream rage echoed throughout the forest. Zero did not want to know.
"Whew, man what's wrong with everyone here?" Zero sighed. He stopped to take a breath. Zero looked up and realized he was by a house, it looked pretty cozy in there, but as much as he wanted to go in, he figured that he might as well not because everyone was crazy here. He was going to pass the house but then he heard the same familiar voice.
"Where is she? Oh dear I am going to be terribly late!" Clay muttered to himself. He was tapping his foot impatiently by his mailbox.
"CLAY!!" OVER HERE!!" Zero yelled as he ran up to him. Clay finally noticed him but his face changed from impatient to angry.
"MARY ANN! What are you doing!!??" Clay yelled at him angrily. Zero turned around to see whom he was talking to but found no one.
"Are you talking to me??" Zero asked. Clay turned even angrier.
"Yes I am! Mary Ann, are you deaf!? Now get in there and get my gloves!!"
~To be continued~
Next chapter- The House of the White Rabbit..or Clay