Zero In Wonderland Ch. 5- A talk with Azuma,The Caterpillar
Disclaimer- In all of these chapters, I said it before and I WILL say it again, the characters of Megami Kouhosei are NOOOT MIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! Got that? OK and also the story of Alice In Wonderland is not mine either it is a children's fantasy novel written by Lewiss Caroll..and Oh yeah did I mention that this is mostly based on the disney version of Alice In Wonderland? Yeah that's not mine either.
Zero was curious to where the floating letters were going. "Letters of smoke??? Hmmm....." he thought as he continued closer to where the letters were coming from. When he came there he saw a caterpillar (which is big being that Zero shrunk) with Azuma's head. Zero didn't know whether to address him as his instructor or just plain laugh his head off. So they stood there, Azuma sitting on a mushroom smoking his hookah, and Zero standing with his cheeks red while trying to hold laughter in.
The silence stopped when Azuma asked "WHO are YOU?" Zero rolled his eyes.
"Come on, You have to know my name, YOU'RE MY INSTRUCTOR!!" Zero yelled while showing his '88' mark on his wrist.
"I do NOT See" Azuma replied. Zero remembered that Azuma was also 'Bill' the lizard, but he didn't want to bring THAT up for it might cause even more confusions.
"If you're not Azuma, then.....Tell me, who are YOU then?" Zero asked him back trying to trick Azuma with his own game.
"Why?" Azuma asked back. He puffed a puff of smoke in the shape of a 'Y'. Zero stopped.
"Nevermind" Zero mumbled. "Everything's so weird over here," Zero complained.
"It is NOT" Azuma replied again.
Azuma took one another puff and then said "Recite" before Zero said anything else. Zero stood up and again and he said things he never said before as the same force took over him. Zero said....
'How doth the little busy bee
improve each shining flower-'
"Stop!" Azuma interrupted as Zero was going to continue to the next verse. "That is not spoken correctly, like this.." This is what Azuma said
'How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tail
and pour the waters of the Nile
on every golden scale'
'How cheerfully he seems to grin
how neatly spreads his claws
and welcomes little fishies in
with gently smiling jaws'
"So you have a thing for crocodiles?" Zero asked him raising an eyebrow. "If you ask me it sounds like nothing but cra-"
"YOU?, WHO ARE YOU?" Azuma interrupted. He smoked more letters in Zero's face.
After coughing a bit, Zero thought to himself "That's it! I'm outta here!" He started to stomp away.
"Wait! You there! Stop!" The Caterpillar said after he climbed the highest mushroom. Zero turned.
"I have something important to say!" Azuma called. Zero rolled his eyes but turned and walked back to Azuma.
"Yeah?" Zero asked when he arrived. Azuma lazily turned his head.
"Keep your temper," Azuma replied. Zero rolled his eyes again then sighed.
"Wha? Is that all?" Zero asked impatiently.
"No" was the answer. As he puffed more smoke he asked Zero "Exactly what is your problem?"
"Umm I can say one thing I'd like to be a whole lot bigger mister" Zero said a little more politely now more relieved somone would listen to his problems not make more.
"Why?" he asked again.
"Well being three inches high really sucks and-" Zero began but that was when Azuma got pissed off himself.
"I AM EXACTLY THREE INCHES HIGH AND IT IS A VERY GOOD HEIGHT INDEED!!" Azuma raged. He then started to puffout so much smoke that you could not see him anymore since he was in a huge gray cloud.
"Well you don't need to SHOUT!!" Zero yelled, the cloud went away and the catterpillar costume was all that remained. "Oops, I guess he got touchy about his height," He thought. Hmmm...... "Just like Yamagi...." Zero was mumbling to himself when he heard Azuma's voice calling again, this time from above. Zero looked up and saw that Azuma looked more like his normal self he was in his instructor uniform except that he had antennas and beatiful blue butterfly he was using to fly. Zero almost died from holding the laughter inside, he thought he was going to explode!
"One side will make you taller-" Azuma began to tell him from above.
"One side of what?" Zero called back for he did not fully understand.
"-And the other side will make you shorter!" Azuma continued.
"The other side of what!?" Zero called again for he did not get it still.
Azuma getting pissed off again turning red and zooming up close to Zero yelled "THE MUSHROOM OF COURSE!!!" Azuma then flew off. The mushroom?? He looked at what he was sitting on....a mushroom. He pulled out to pieces from the opposite sides. Hmmm "I might as well, but which side is which??......well maybe I can...." He tried to compare two identical pieces together but in the end he sighed and said "I Don't Care...." and with that took a bite out of one side. "I'm frickin tired of being three inches high......Wha WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed as he rapidly grew grew and grew taller then the forest. On his head was a large nest and in it was eggs and Miche with brown bird wings was nested in it. She looked and saw now how high she was and she gasped.
"A Serpent!!" She flew around Zero's head screaming Serpent over over over and OVER again. Zero protested again.
"Hold it I'm not a serpent!!" Zero yelled.
Miche perched on Zero's nose and asked him "Oh yeah then what are you then?" Miche asked Zero while glaring at him, Zero replied that he was "a kid", in reply Miche laughed. "A kid!!?? Last time I remembered kids are supposed to be puny but you sir are not puny," She proclaimed. Zero rolled his eyes once again.
"I used to be" He answered.
"I don't suppose you don't eat eggs either?"Miche asked again fluttering her feathers. Zero did not think before he replied obviously.
"Oh Yeah I love eggs!" Zero smiled and Miche turned pale and yelled
"Serpent!!! SERPEEEEEEEEEEEENTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" She then started gathering her eggs grumbling about how much trouble she has to go through while protecting her eggs from serpents, Zero looked at the other piece with no bite marks.
"And the other side will make me shorter!" Zero concluded remembering what Azuma told him and took a bite out of the other piece. Zero shrunk quickly causing Miche to almost drop her eggs (Thank Kami-Sama she saved everyone one of them.) "Wow..." He murmered as he was back at his small height he thought a little more and licked the piece that would make him bigger making him the perfect size. "There! Thats better...Hmmm....better save these..." He said to himself and he put the two pieces in two pockets and walked on.
~To be continued~
Wow that took a while....
Next Chapter~ We're All Mad Here....Meeting of the Cheshire Cat
Disclaimer- In all of these chapters, I said it before and I WILL say it again, the characters of Megami Kouhosei are NOOOT MIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! Got that? OK and also the story of Alice In Wonderland is not mine either it is a children's fantasy novel written by Lewiss Caroll..and Oh yeah did I mention that this is mostly based on the disney version of Alice In Wonderland? Yeah that's not mine either.
Zero was curious to where the floating letters were going. "Letters of smoke??? Hmmm....." he thought as he continued closer to where the letters were coming from. When he came there he saw a caterpillar (which is big being that Zero shrunk) with Azuma's head. Zero didn't know whether to address him as his instructor or just plain laugh his head off. So they stood there, Azuma sitting on a mushroom smoking his hookah, and Zero standing with his cheeks red while trying to hold laughter in.
The silence stopped when Azuma asked "WHO are YOU?" Zero rolled his eyes.
"Come on, You have to know my name, YOU'RE MY INSTRUCTOR!!" Zero yelled while showing his '88' mark on his wrist.
"I do NOT See" Azuma replied. Zero remembered that Azuma was also 'Bill' the lizard, but he didn't want to bring THAT up for it might cause even more confusions.
"If you're not Azuma, then.....Tell me, who are YOU then?" Zero asked him back trying to trick Azuma with his own game.
"Why?" Azuma asked back. He puffed a puff of smoke in the shape of a 'Y'. Zero stopped.
"Nevermind" Zero mumbled. "Everything's so weird over here," Zero complained.
"It is NOT" Azuma replied again.
Azuma took one another puff and then said "Recite" before Zero said anything else. Zero stood up and again and he said things he never said before as the same force took over him. Zero said....
'How doth the little busy bee
improve each shining flower-'
"Stop!" Azuma interrupted as Zero was going to continue to the next verse. "That is not spoken correctly, like this.." This is what Azuma said
'How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tail
and pour the waters of the Nile
on every golden scale'
'How cheerfully he seems to grin
how neatly spreads his claws
and welcomes little fishies in
with gently smiling jaws'
"So you have a thing for crocodiles?" Zero asked him raising an eyebrow. "If you ask me it sounds like nothing but cra-"
"YOU?, WHO ARE YOU?" Azuma interrupted. He smoked more letters in Zero's face.
After coughing a bit, Zero thought to himself "That's it! I'm outta here!" He started to stomp away.
"Wait! You there! Stop!" The Caterpillar said after he climbed the highest mushroom. Zero turned.
"I have something important to say!" Azuma called. Zero rolled his eyes but turned and walked back to Azuma.
"Yeah?" Zero asked when he arrived. Azuma lazily turned his head.
"Keep your temper," Azuma replied. Zero rolled his eyes again then sighed.
"Wha? Is that all?" Zero asked impatiently.
"No" was the answer. As he puffed more smoke he asked Zero "Exactly what is your problem?"
"Umm I can say one thing I'd like to be a whole lot bigger mister" Zero said a little more politely now more relieved somone would listen to his problems not make more.
"Why?" he asked again.
"Well being three inches high really sucks and-" Zero began but that was when Azuma got pissed off himself.
"I AM EXACTLY THREE INCHES HIGH AND IT IS A VERY GOOD HEIGHT INDEED!!" Azuma raged. He then started to puffout so much smoke that you could not see him anymore since he was in a huge gray cloud.
"Well you don't need to SHOUT!!" Zero yelled, the cloud went away and the catterpillar costume was all that remained. "Oops, I guess he got touchy about his height," He thought. Hmmm...... "Just like Yamagi...." Zero was mumbling to himself when he heard Azuma's voice calling again, this time from above. Zero looked up and saw that Azuma looked more like his normal self he was in his instructor uniform except that he had antennas and beatiful blue butterfly he was using to fly. Zero almost died from holding the laughter inside, he thought he was going to explode!
"One side will make you taller-" Azuma began to tell him from above.
"One side of what?" Zero called back for he did not fully understand.
"-And the other side will make you shorter!" Azuma continued.
"The other side of what!?" Zero called again for he did not get it still.
Azuma getting pissed off again turning red and zooming up close to Zero yelled "THE MUSHROOM OF COURSE!!!" Azuma then flew off. The mushroom?? He looked at what he was sitting on....a mushroom. He pulled out to pieces from the opposite sides. Hmmm "I might as well, but which side is which??......well maybe I can...." He tried to compare two identical pieces together but in the end he sighed and said "I Don't Care...." and with that took a bite out of one side. "I'm frickin tired of being three inches high......Wha WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed as he rapidly grew grew and grew taller then the forest. On his head was a large nest and in it was eggs and Miche with brown bird wings was nested in it. She looked and saw now how high she was and she gasped.
"A Serpent!!" She flew around Zero's head screaming Serpent over over over and OVER again. Zero protested again.
"Hold it I'm not a serpent!!" Zero yelled.
Miche perched on Zero's nose and asked him "Oh yeah then what are you then?" Miche asked Zero while glaring at him, Zero replied that he was "a kid", in reply Miche laughed. "A kid!!?? Last time I remembered kids are supposed to be puny but you sir are not puny," She proclaimed. Zero rolled his eyes once again.
"I used to be" He answered.
"I don't suppose you don't eat eggs either?"Miche asked again fluttering her feathers. Zero did not think before he replied obviously.
"Oh Yeah I love eggs!" Zero smiled and Miche turned pale and yelled
"Serpent!!! SERPEEEEEEEEEEEENTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" She then started gathering her eggs grumbling about how much trouble she has to go through while protecting her eggs from serpents, Zero looked at the other piece with no bite marks.
"And the other side will make me shorter!" Zero concluded remembering what Azuma told him and took a bite out of the other piece. Zero shrunk quickly causing Miche to almost drop her eggs (Thank Kami-Sama she saved everyone one of them.) "Wow..." He murmered as he was back at his small height he thought a little more and licked the piece that would make him bigger making him the perfect size. "There! Thats better...Hmmm....better save these..." He said to himself and he put the two pieces in two pockets and walked on.
~To be continued~
Wow that took a while....
Next Chapter~ We're All Mad Here....Meeting of the Cheshire Cat