The supposedly innocent game of cards was going well for some but not for others, Minako had lost her bow, pants, socks and was on the verge of losing her shirt, which for Duo really wasn't a problem, Makoto had lost her pants, and socks so she was doing pretty well off, Rei was no longer wearing her socks or shirt insisting that her pants were the last thing to go, Ami had only lost her socks, Michiru had lost her skirt she really didn't mind much but Haruka was livid. The by far over protective senshi of winds glared a glare that promised a long, slow, agonizing death to anyone who even dared to glance Michiru's way, Haruka wasn't any better off though, having lost her jean jacket and pants, Sestuna had only her underwear on and Hotaru had everything on since Sestuna had forced her out of play. The boys weren't doing much better, Wu Fei now only wore his shirt and boxers, Quatre only had his boxers and socks, Duo had only his boxers, only Trowa had on everything…everyone exchanged nervous glances as another hand was dealt.

~*~One hand later~*~

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! SHE'LL BLIND US!" Duo shrieked as Relena started to remove her bra, everyone looked away as Minako threw the underprivileged girl a pillow to cover herself up.

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Austin's feet rested on the shiny wood surface of the expensive desk as he flipped through his always handy play boy, he whistled and waited for Relena to get back, every minute his patience and temper were growing shorter though.

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"Take it off Minako." Duo said sternly as Minako slowly pulled the shirt over her head and threw it into the ever growing pile of pants, socks, hair accessories, guns, shirts, and even…. underwear.

"You guys really can't play cards you know that?" Came the amused voice of Usagi as she and Heero made their way downstairs, as soon as her eyes landed on Relena she gasped, "Oh dear God! What have we done to deserve that!" She yelped covering her eyes as well as Heero's, "Are you trying to blind us Relena!?"

Scowling Relena stood up, "Fine I know where I'm not wanted." She huffed grabbing her clothes as she headed for the door, it slammed loudly behind her.

"Awwwww…. now we're short a player!" Duo whined.

"I'll play!" Usagi said excitedly dragging Heero with her as the two sat where Relena had been, "Deal us in boys!" She squealed with delight as she was handed her hand of cards.

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Throwing open the door Relena stormed in muttering curses under her breath until she spotted someone in the chair she let out a shriek, "Get the hell out of my office! I am the Queen of the world! I'll have you killed, get out-", "Oh shut the hell up will you?" Austin said without even looking over his shoulder to see who it was, "Just sit down will you? I have an offer to make…..one concerning a certain Tsukino Usagi and Yui Heero." That shut Relena up instantly as she sat across from Austin a twinkle entering her cornflower blue eyes, "I'm all ears…." She purred.

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Ok that was shitty and short, sorry I haven't updated sooner but Ff.net was being a real pain in the behind…