Concrete Load (sung to the tune of Country Road)
Original lyrics and score by John Denver
New Lyrics by Joan Lee

Way past lunchtime, where's the crane guy?
Nothing's moving, he's 'sposed to build a pillar
See the stone there, blotting out the trees
From the crane suspended,
Swaying in the breeze.

(refrain)
Concrete load, block of stone
Held up by this length of chain!
Can the chain hold up it's burden?
Hope it holds this concrete load!

Premonition flashes through me:
See the chain break, stone dropping down upon me
Dust and blood fly, splattered all around
Only limbs are seen, lying lifeless on the ground.

refrain.

I hear the creaking of the chain
Alarm bells it rings for me.
Reminds me of an urgent task I have far away...
I'm somewhere down the road
Before I get the feeling this has been my lucky day...
Lucky Day!!

Concrete load, block of stone
On the ground where I stood
Sue the crane-guy, damn! the bugger
Did'nt secure the concrete load.

*echo*(Escaped death by concrete load!)