Here's a new Harry Potter ficcy of mine! I hope you enjoy it!!
Disclaimer: Yeah I own all of the Harry Potter characters. I am also the King of Spain (if there IS a King of Spain). I own nothing. I think you'd know this by now. Considering I'm a girl. FYI- This is the only disclaimer I'm gonna do for this fic (I get really lazy, so I'm not gonna do one for every chapter). Sorry, but I'm telling ya right now. I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of its characters. Voila.
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"Deck the Halls with boughs of Holly! Fa la la la la, la la, la la! 'Tis the season to be jolly! Fa la la la la, la la, la la!" Hermione was gloriously singing Christmas carols in the Gryffindor common room. She walked out, still singing. As she left the Gryffindor tower, she changed her tune to Silent Night. She spotted Draco Malfoy down the hall, and sang twice as loud. "All is calm, all is bright." Draco sneered and walked over.
"Shut up, Granger! Nothing here is calm coming from you!"
"Nothing bright ever comes from you, Malfoy!" Hermione snapped.
"You have a horrible voice. You sound almost as bad as you look." Draco said with a smirk.
"Oh, yeah! Coming from the one who is dating the oh-so-gorgeous Pansy! And I know everything she really thinks about you. Well, I guess she is as shallow as you are, liking you for your non-existent good looks."
"Go away!"
"You came over here! If you don't want to see me, Malfoy, then you walk away yourself."
"I'm not going to obey orders from a Gryffindor girl!"
"Too bad. I'm not leaving," Hermione said, perkily. She continued to sing.
"Stuff it, Granger! Or sing another song! ANY song!"
"Fine then! *Ahem!* Joy to the World! Malfoy's dead! We barbecued his head! (The students in the hallway begin laughing) Don't worry about the body! We flushed it down the potty! Around, around it goes! And around, and around it goes! And around, around, around it goes!" The students begin to point and laugh at Malfoy. "Better?"
Draco turned around and ran.
Before he was out of sight, Hermione yelled for everyone to hear, "Stuff that up your chimney, Malfoy!"
The hall burst into laughter. Harry and Ron walked out of the Gryffindor tower, wondering what was so funny. George and Fred filled them in on Hermione's grand performance.
"That's great, but what's so hilarious that four of the seventh years are rolling around on the ground, laughing?" Ron asked.
"I told him to stuff it up his chimney," Hermione answered.
Harry nearly choked on his chocolate frog. "Good one, Mione!"
"Why thank you, Harry. By the way, do you think I have an awful voice? I need to know."
"You? Are you kidding me? You have the best voice in Gryffindor! Oliver even liked your voice."
"Really? He liked my voice?"
"Yes. The captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team likes your voice. Everyone likes your voice."
"Not everyone."
"Malfoy?"
"You bet."
"Well, he's also dating Pansy and thinks she's the greatest thing that's ever walked the planet. We all know what merde that is!"
"Harry Potter! We're still in the hallway! People can hear you!" Hermione scolded.
"Well, it's true. And for goodness sakes! He's a Slytherin! He MUST be insane!"
Hermione laughed. Ron, who was out of the loop on this whole conversation, decided to join back in.
"Hey, you guys."
Harry and Hermione continued their conversation.
"Hey! You guys!" Ron said, impatiently.
Harry still talked to Hermione.
"Draco's coming back!"
They turned their heads toward Ron, eyes wide open. "Where?" They said at the same time.
"Nowhere! I needed to get your attention. Are you two in a trance or something, or can I talk to you?"
"Oh, Ron! Haven't you heard?! There's a 'No Talking to Ron' policy that Harry and I have," Hermione joked. Harry chuckled.
"Really, since when?" Ron asked, concerned and angered.
"We're just kidding!" Harry said. "Chill out!"
Well, this is the end of my first __/__ fic. You'll see who fills those blanks later. Oh as if you don't know already! I know you want another chapter up PRONTO! I've never used that word in my life! ASAP! There we go. But, if you adoring fans want another chapter up soon, then please Read and Review. Yes, you have read! So be a real reviewer! Review! Thanx! Hope you enjoy the up and coming! ~*~Chanelle~*~
Disclaimer: Yeah I own all of the Harry Potter characters. I am also the King of Spain (if there IS a King of Spain). I own nothing. I think you'd know this by now. Considering I'm a girl. FYI- This is the only disclaimer I'm gonna do for this fic (I get really lazy, so I'm not gonna do one for every chapter). Sorry, but I'm telling ya right now. I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of its characters. Voila.
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"Deck the Halls with boughs of Holly! Fa la la la la, la la, la la! 'Tis the season to be jolly! Fa la la la la, la la, la la!" Hermione was gloriously singing Christmas carols in the Gryffindor common room. She walked out, still singing. As she left the Gryffindor tower, she changed her tune to Silent Night. She spotted Draco Malfoy down the hall, and sang twice as loud. "All is calm, all is bright." Draco sneered and walked over.
"Shut up, Granger! Nothing here is calm coming from you!"
"Nothing bright ever comes from you, Malfoy!" Hermione snapped.
"You have a horrible voice. You sound almost as bad as you look." Draco said with a smirk.
"Oh, yeah! Coming from the one who is dating the oh-so-gorgeous Pansy! And I know everything she really thinks about you. Well, I guess she is as shallow as you are, liking you for your non-existent good looks."
"Go away!"
"You came over here! If you don't want to see me, Malfoy, then you walk away yourself."
"I'm not going to obey orders from a Gryffindor girl!"
"Too bad. I'm not leaving," Hermione said, perkily. She continued to sing.
"Stuff it, Granger! Or sing another song! ANY song!"
"Fine then! *Ahem!* Joy to the World! Malfoy's dead! We barbecued his head! (The students in the hallway begin laughing) Don't worry about the body! We flushed it down the potty! Around, around it goes! And around, and around it goes! And around, around, around it goes!" The students begin to point and laugh at Malfoy. "Better?"
Draco turned around and ran.
Before he was out of sight, Hermione yelled for everyone to hear, "Stuff that up your chimney, Malfoy!"
The hall burst into laughter. Harry and Ron walked out of the Gryffindor tower, wondering what was so funny. George and Fred filled them in on Hermione's grand performance.
"That's great, but what's so hilarious that four of the seventh years are rolling around on the ground, laughing?" Ron asked.
"I told him to stuff it up his chimney," Hermione answered.
Harry nearly choked on his chocolate frog. "Good one, Mione!"
"Why thank you, Harry. By the way, do you think I have an awful voice? I need to know."
"You? Are you kidding me? You have the best voice in Gryffindor! Oliver even liked your voice."
"Really? He liked my voice?"
"Yes. The captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team likes your voice. Everyone likes your voice."
"Not everyone."
"Malfoy?"
"You bet."
"Well, he's also dating Pansy and thinks she's the greatest thing that's ever walked the planet. We all know what merde that is!"
"Harry Potter! We're still in the hallway! People can hear you!" Hermione scolded.
"Well, it's true. And for goodness sakes! He's a Slytherin! He MUST be insane!"
Hermione laughed. Ron, who was out of the loop on this whole conversation, decided to join back in.
"Hey, you guys."
Harry and Hermione continued their conversation.
"Hey! You guys!" Ron said, impatiently.
Harry still talked to Hermione.
"Draco's coming back!"
They turned their heads toward Ron, eyes wide open. "Where?" They said at the same time.
"Nowhere! I needed to get your attention. Are you two in a trance or something, or can I talk to you?"
"Oh, Ron! Haven't you heard?! There's a 'No Talking to Ron' policy that Harry and I have," Hermione joked. Harry chuckled.
"Really, since when?" Ron asked, concerned and angered.
"We're just kidding!" Harry said. "Chill out!"
Well, this is the end of my first __/__ fic. You'll see who fills those blanks later. Oh as if you don't know already! I know you want another chapter up PRONTO! I've never used that word in my life! ASAP! There we go. But, if you adoring fans want another chapter up soon, then please Read and Review. Yes, you have read! So be a real reviewer! Review! Thanx! Hope you enjoy the up and coming! ~*~Chanelle~*~