So sorry that this took forever! I hope you like it!

I only own my own made up characters, and me, if I decide to put myself in the story. Yeah.the rest of the characters are not in my possession.

Chapter 4!

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"Harry, we need to talk. It's about us," Hermione walked over to Harry after class. "I wanted to know."

"I'm sorry. I just can't help but liking you. A lot."

".if you, eh, wanted to go out with me," Hermione finished. Harry stared blankly into her eyes. Little did they know that Ron and Malfoy were eavesdropping, listening to every detail around the corner.

"That little bitch! Frolicking around! 'Ooh, I love you Ollie! Ooh, I adore you Malfoy!' Yet she asks Potter out! No sense! Absolutely ridiculous if you ask me!" Draco sneered.

"Nobody ASKED you, Malfoy! Now, shut up already!" Ron whispered.

"Before you know it, crush boy, she'll be squealing 'Ooh, I am mad about you Neville!'"

"Why Neville?"

"You didn't know the little pansy boy liked her, too?"

"Really? She probably likes him more than me!" Ron sniffled and let out a sigh.

"Stop your moping, Weasley! It's NEVILLE we're talking about! He fell in love with her," Ron frowned.

"Yeah, fell in love and broke it," Ron said. He seemed to like insulting people when he was mad. Draco started chuckling.

"Good one, Weasley." He noticed Ron wasn't laughing. He kept a straight face. "Oh come on!" Draco started walking away from the room. Ron followed. Halfway down the hall, Draco tried to cheer Ron up. "Besides, if he found out that she liked him back, which would only happen of Azkaban froze over, he would probably jump for joy."

".and get stuck!" Ron and Draco laughed over Ron's insults.

"What else you got?"

"What?"

"You have a knack for insults, Weasley. So come on! Fork them over already! Any about me?"

"Well, yeah," Ron paused, wondering if Draco was going to comment. After no response, he continued. "Well, see, you kinda invented the water-proof towel, glow in the dark sunglasses, solar powered flashlights, submarine screen doors, a book on how to read, inflatable dart boards, a dictionary index, pedal powered wheel chairs, water proof tea bags, zero proof butterbeer, reusable ice cubes...."

"Inflatable dart boards? Submarine screen doors? What are those?"

"Muggle things.Hermione thought those up."

"Not bad. You must've really hated me, eh?"

"Yeah. REALLY hated you. Do you recall the awful things you said about all of us?"

"Of course. I don't go back on my words." Ron scowled. "But anyways.about you and Miss I Love Anything That Breathes."

Ron scowled again. "She has a name, Malfoy."

"Of course she does! Granger! I can get you together with her, you know, as boyfriend/girlfriend."

"Shut up, Malfoy. There's no way you can do that. She's with Harry, that's that!"

"Remember, she's obsessed with me, not Lightning Face. I can persuade her to go out with you."

"But I don't know what kind of guy she likes!"

"Me, you ignoramus!"

"There's no bloody way I'm becoming YOU. Sorry, wrong number."

"Fine, you tard! Let's do this the easy way!"

"There's no such thing as an easy way, Malfoy."

"Weasley, Weasley, Weasley! When there's a diary, there's a way."

"Bloody hell......." Well, there's that chappie! Sorry, bad writer's block! Go easy on the reviews. Please! I promise there IS a PLOT and it's really GOOD! So keep looking for updates! Once again, sorry for making you wait for something so lame as this.but there's better to come!!! ~*~Chanelle~*~