Author's Note: SongFic for Legolas!!!
****Cute Elves Don't Cry
Cute elves don't cry
cute elves don't cry
Cu-te Elves
do-on't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Cu-te Elves
do-on't cry-yi-yi (who said they don't cry?)

(My-y elf) said goodbye-yi-yi
(my oh my)
My-y elf didn't cry (I wonder why)
(Silly boy) told my elf we had to break up
(Silly boy) hoped that he would call my bluff
(Silly boy) then he said to my surprise
"Cute elves don't cry"
Cu-te elves do-on't cry-yi-yi
(they don't cry)
Cu-te elves do-on't cry-yi-yi
(who said they don't cry?)

(May-y-be)
I was cru-u-uel (I was cruel)
Bay-y-be
I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)
(Silly elf)
"Shame on you," your mama said
(Silly elf)
"you're cryin' in bed
(Silly elf)
"Shame on you, you told me lies."
Cute elves do cry
Cu-te elves do-on't cr-y-y
(they don't cry)
Cu-te elves do-on't cr-y-y
(that's just an alibi)
Cute elves don't cry
Cute elves don't cry
Cute elves don't cry
Cute elves don't cry
Cute elves don't cry