A/N: * Looks at __________ funny * Riiiight… ^_____^
I'm so happy that you all like my story! For your sake, I am going to try to get my chapters out once a day, two days at the most. (hint, the more reviews the quicker I'll be ^____^)
Right now I'd like you all too meet Tessa-chan. T-chan is my psycho-path-dbz-consultant-know-it-all-person-person! She's really annoying, but she's a self proclaimed dbz expert, and I can turn to her for anything I don't know.
Disclaimer:
*mutters painfully* I don't own dbz.
T-chan: What did you say?
* slightly louder * I don't own dbz!
T-chan: I can't HEAR you!!!
* turns Super Saiyjin * I DON'T OWN DBZ!!!
T-chan: Ooooh, I didn't know you were a Saiyjin!!! Cool!
* ki blasts Tessa-chan *
T-chan: * giggles * again!
* glares Veggie-style * You giggle one more time and I'll fire you!!!
T-chan: * looks horrified, falls to her knees * anything but that, oh Great Mistress Lexi-sama!
* smirks, turning normal * Let's just start the story shall we? My readers are waiting. * sits down at desk and begins typing. T-chan, still on knees, notices twitching tail. *
T-chan: * grabbing tail and playing with it * Let me know when you need my fountain of knowledge, Great Lexi-sama!!!
* tries to flick tail out of T-chan's grasp * I deeply regret asking for your help, look at how long my simple DISCLAIMER got!!!
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~*~ Chapter Four: Savages ~*~
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Trunks couldn't believe his luck. His mother had actually agreed to let Goten come over! Learning the Puppy Look™ from Goten was worth it!
~ And the look on Gohan's face was priceless! ~ He smirked.
~ Too bad I didn't have a camera, Goten would've had a blast! ~
Grinning widely, Trunks dialed the Son's phone number.
~ come on Goten, pick up the phone already! ~
Finally Goten picked up on the other end. If possible, Trunks's smile got bigger and more mischievous than ever.
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"Hello!" chirped Goten. (A/N the little guys 'chirp' a lot ^^)
"Hey Goten!" cried Trunks. Goten picked up the mischievous tone of Trunks's voice, and smiled.
~ Wonder what he's planning… Probably something good! ~
"Hey Trunks, what's up?"
"Wanna come over? It's all right with my mom."
"Sure! I always like coming… but don't you have some high school tourists?"
"Yep. Your brother's one of them. You wanna hear what he did!? (yadda yadda) But you shoulda seen his face when mom said you could come! Hen hen hen"
Goten giggled, "bet it was priceless!"
"Most definitely!"
"Say… Have you decided what you're gonna make him do?"
"Yessir! Listen, here's the plan…"
Goten and Trunks sat conspiring for almost twenty minutes before they hung up, agreeing to see each other soon.
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Chi chi was out in the back doing laundry when Goten bounced up.
"Hey mom, Trunks wants me to go over to his house, can I?"
Chi chi scowled. She was about to say now no when Goten pulled out his secret weapon. He gave Chi chi the patented Son Puppy Dog Look™, guaranteed to work every time.
"Bulma said it was okay!"
Chi chi immediately broke down and nodded.
~ Kami knows I need a break… ~
"Alright, have fun dear."
"Thanks Mom!" Goten hugged her and kissed her before running off, hollering for Nimbus.
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It had been nearly half an hour since Bulma had agreed to let Goten join forces with Trunks, and Gohan was still in shock. He completely missed was Bulma was saying, and didn't notice when Videl tried to get his attention.
"Pssst, Gohan."
"…"
"Gohan!"
"…"
"Gohan!!!"
Gohan still ignored her. Videl sighed, it was hopeless.
~ Something is most definitely wrong with Gohan and I intend to find out. ~
She was about to hit him to get his attention, but something caught her eye.
Startled, she, and a large quantity of other kids, turned to stare at the sky. Headed their way appeared to be a golden cloud!
~ And is it just me, or is that someone… sitting on it?! ~
A group of girls began screaming, and everyone was yelling or calling.
"Oh my Kami…" Gohan muttered, rubbing his temple.
~ I should have known he wouldn't bother landing and walking! Damn but he's making a commotion. Good thing he can't fly! ~
Bulma noticed where the children were pointing, and began laughing as she saw Goten zooming around on Nimbus. Soon the class began to eye her warily, certain that she had to be mentally unstable or something.
She got her laughter under control and quickly came up with an excuse.
"Don't be startled kids, that's just one of my newer contraptions! I loaned it to Trunks's friend for a test period."
~ I hope Goten or Trunks doesn't let anything slip… This might not have been one of my brighter ideas. ~
By this time Goten had jumped off Nimbus and was running towards his brother.
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Videl stared at the little boy.
~ I hope it's just me… but that kid looks alarmingly like Gohan… ~ (a/n Videl hasn't met Gohan's family yet)
Her eyes grew wider as the boy made his way up to Gohan and jumped the still stunned teen. Both boys tumbled backwards.
Goten managed to get on top of a laying down Gohan and began to systematically punch him, all the while giggling in glee.
Trunks, having heard the commotion Goten's entrance created, ran out to join the brawl, also laughing insanely.
The students and Videl couldn't do anything but stare in open-mouthed horror.
~ The little barbarians! ~ Videl thought.
Bulma had given up trying to prevent her laughter attack and was rolling on the ground, clutching her sides while howling with mirth.
The kids ignored her, passing her off as crazy, and kept staring as Gohan was swarmed.
"Take that! And THAT! And That!"
"HIYA! This is for waking me up!"
"Just for YOU… kiYA!"
They continued shouting and punching for a couple minutes before Gohan got his feet under him. After he was standing, he had no trouble holding off the savages. He merely grabbed their hair and pulled up so they had to stand on tiptoe to keep from getting all their hair ripped out.
"Hey! This isn't fair OR dignified Gohan!" cried Trunks glaring and struggling.
"Let me GO big brother!" Goten grinned evilly, a trick he'd learned from Trunks.
"Or I'll tell them about Smmmph mmmmph!"
He didn't get a chance to finish what he was going to say, because Gohan had twirled both him and Trunks so that their backs were pressed against him, and his hands were firmly over their mouths. He blushed bright red when he noticed that they were the center of attention.
"Um… Uh… Gee, I'll be right back!"
He quickly turned and jogged towards Capsule Corps with the little guys' feet dragging on the ground.
There was complete silence as he entered CC, broken only by Bulma's helpless laughter.
A/N: Didja like it??? Didja Didja??? What's gonna happen to Trunks and Goten inside??? What does Videl think??? Will Bulma have a heart attack from laughing??? Will you be considerate and review??? And what is Trunks gonna make Gohan do for him???
Read, Review, and FIND OUT!!!
Oh, and sorry for the short chapters… I'm trying to get them out quickly and have them all relate to the same subject as much as possible, so Please bear with me, and I will write more soon!!!
"Tessa-chan, Hun, STOP PLAYING WITH MY TAIL OR, KAMI HELP ME, I WILL KI BLAST YOUR SORRY ASS INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!! X.o;;