A/N: Hi People! I'm really sorry this chapter took so long, but my life has been really hectic for the last two days (hospital, retreat, cat scan…)
Well, enough babbling because I have what you have all been waiting for, CHAPTER FIVE!!! (wild applause from readers)
Thank you, thank you, you're really too kind…
Disclaimer: I OWN IT ALL!!! It belongs too ME!!! (I also own South Park, Heath Ledger, Queen Elizabeth, and Ben and Jerry Ice Cream.)
~*~ Chapter Five: Blackmail ~*~
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"What were you guys thinking!?!" Gohan was furious. He couldn't believe that the brats had nearly spilled the beans on everything he had worked so hard to hide!
"…" The two were silent. Now that they thought about it, maybe it hadn't been the best idea to attack him like that…He was a hell of a lot stronger then both of them put together…
~ Nah, the look on those big kids' faces was worth the beating we'll probably get. ~ This thought made Trunks smirk. It had been worth it all just to see the horror on their faces… ~ I love being hereditarily evil! Poor Goten doesn't have that excuse. ~
Goten, meanwhile, was trying to figure out what in Kami's name Trunks was smiling about, he was trembling in his boots.
~ I hope Gohan doesn't beat us up… I hope he doesn't turn super and ki blast us… I hope… ~
At that point Goten ran out of things to hope for, because Gohan had come out with his verdict.
"Alright brats."
~ Uh oh ~ thought Goten, ~ Gohan never calls us brats… we are definitely in for it… ~
Trunks stopped smirking. This was bad. This was very bad.
"Listen up, and listen good. If you do
"Listen up, and listen good. If you do anything to blow our cover, and I mean anything I will take it upon myself to punish you in the only way I know."
As he said this, Gohan steadily raised his ki level. By the time he announced what their sentence would be, he had turned Super and was still rising.
"I will drag you into the gravity room and beat you. I will turn the gravity as high as I can reasonably stand, and I will beat you. When I am done I will permit you to leave, but you will not eat. When you have recovered sufficiently, Kami help me I will beat you again. This will continue for a week. You will eat no more than one normal human child serving of food in a day. When your punishment from me is over, Kami only know what you will suffer if you see me again for a year."
There was complete silence as Gohan calmly powered down, turned around and walked out.
Trunks and Goten turned to look at each other.
~ You know, it would be funny if he hadn't been so calm about it all… ~
Slowly they stood up and walked off to Trunks's room.
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~ Wow! That felt really good! ~ Gohan thought with amazement.
~ Who knew that threatening people could be so much fun…? To bad I didn't throw them in with Vegeta… But if they pull another stunt like that, I will. ~
When Gohan joined the rest of the students he noticed two things. One, They seemed to edge away from him like he was diseased, and Two, Bulma was still on the ground laughing hysterically.
Gohan sighed, smiled at his classmates, (you continued to edge away) and glared at Bulma, (who made an honest attempt at getting herself under control, but failed miserably.)
~@ Hey (giggle) Vegeta!! @~ Bulma called through her bond.
~@ What woman. @~
~ Oh yeah, he's mad at me isn't he… oops ~
~@ Well, um, I can't get myself under control… YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT!!! @~ soon even her mind voice was filled with laughter.
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Vegeta growled in annoyance. What did his woman think she was doing, disturbing him while he was training!
~@ Spit it out, woman, I don't have all day. @~ Vegeta was slightly curious what could possibly send his woman over the edge like that??? Normally she was a feisty //.
~@ Goten… (giggle) Trunks… (giggle) poor Gohan… (laughter) @~
Vegeta was growing more agitated and more curious, not a good mix in the prince.
~@ What the hell does Kakorott's brats have to do with anything? @~
~@ Just… everything!!! @~ By this time her mental and physical voice had escalated amazingly.
~@ WOMAN @~ Vegeta roared in anger. Why couldn't his woman do something as simple as tell him why she had contacted him in the first place?!
Bulma just couldn't stop laughing. ~ Its strange ~ she thought in a weird, abstract way, ~ I want too, but I just can't stop! Everything is funny right now! Especially the look on Gohan's face!!! ~ Now she couldn't even think straight. Her laughter was overflowing and she couldn't get a word, or thought, in edgewise.
Vegeta began to grow red in the face. He was dying of curiosity as to what the hell his woman was so excited about!
~@ You have exactly thirty seconds to tell me what you want woman. @~ He said with vehemence.
The only response he got was more laughter and giggling. ~ that's it. ~
Vegeta shut down the gravity and stomped off towards his mate. He heard her laughter from behind the house.
Desperately curious, and not wanting to admit it, he rose and flew over the house.
~ What the hell is that woman's problem!? ~
A/N: *sticks out tongue* Nah, Nah! Now you have to keep reading to find out what's gonna happen to Vegeta and the class! I'm sorry this chapter is so disgustingly short, *looks over shoulder and grimaces* but my head hurts really badly, and the neurologist wants me to take it easy with "strenuous mental activity". I don't know what the hell her problem is, she wouldn't even excuse me from school!!! Ah well, I'm gonna go behind her back and write anyways hen hen.
*turns and transforms super sayjin*
"I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU TWICE, I TELL YOU AGAIN, STOP PLAYING WITH MY FRIGGIN TAIL OR I WONT LET YOU HAVE TRUNKS FOR A FRIGGEN WEEK!!! "
Tessa-chan: *immediately drops tail and grovels before DD* Oh great mistress Lexi-sama, your humble servant begs forgiveness!!!
*smirks* You are forgiven.
T-chan: *looks up hopefully* I am?
No. *ki blasts T-chan lightly*