A/N: I am soooo sorry that I took so long with this chapter! I've been ill /__________\ Forgive me!
Also, I've changed my mind about this chapter, so I hope none of you were dead set on knowing the students' thoughts right away. Now you'll have to wait until the last chapter, I figured it fit better.
T-chan: Nah… Actually, Lexi-sama just can't think of anything to write about that right now.
*Death Glares™ at T-chan* You weren't supposed to tell them that. You are a sorry excuse for a Friendly Consultant™, ya know.
T-chan: *shrugs* Then you shouldn't have blasted me earlier. Now I'm ticked at you. *sticks out tongue*
*growls menacingly* That's it. Now Trunks for a WEEK!!!
T-chan: *looks horrified* But… But…
Nyah Nyah! Anyhoo, I'll move on now, Tessa-chan is boring the readers. hmph.
In my story Yamcha is a pro baseball player, and a VERY famous one at that. T-chan isn't cooperating very nicely, so I'm not positive that this is correct information, but please just pretend that it is.
Thank you to all me WONDERFUL reviewers, I have a side note for you.
~As a special bonus, I will give an insert and a dedication to my 300th reviewer.
This is probably WAY over optimistic, and I doubt anyone will want the "privilege" anyway, but I want 300 reviews, and that's the only bribe that I can think of.
*shrugs* to those who car, the offer stands open.
Disclaimer: Ooooh… I have a surprise for all of you! I don't own DBZ!!!
~*~ Chapter 11: Too Lazy To Think of a Title ~*~
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There was complete silence as Vegeta's laughter faded from hearing.
Finally an excited Eraser broke the quiet with that shrill squeal that only ditzy blondes are capable of.
"Gohan! YOU'RE the GOLD FIGHTER!!!"
Gohan turned bright red and nodded miserably as the girls tried to decide whether to fawn over him or to be ditzily terrified of his strength.
~ Dammit. I forgot that they were there. ~ he sighed to himself, ~ I doubt there's much left for them to find out about Us… ~
Sharpener cautiously turned to look at Mirai who was still standing in the doorway, his arm shielding Videl.
~ that's funny, ~ he thought to himself. ~ I don't see his gun… And I wonder what The Crazy Guy meant by ki blast… ~
Sharpener was very confused by now. In itself, that wasn't an uncommon thing, but someone was usually on hand to spew the answers. Not finding an immediate explanation, he spoke up.
"What in the hell was that, and why does that guy have his hands on MY girlfriend???"
Mirai scowled at the blonde oaf. Videl was this idiot's girlfriend? What about Gohan and Pan? Before Mirai could give a properly scathing reply, Videl dished out her own medicine.
"That is NOT our business, and I am NOT your GIRLFRIEND Sharpener!"
Gohan turned to look at Videl.
~ Wow, I would've thought that she'd be one of the most demanding… I'm glad she's on our side! The Class will probably take it better from one of it's own. ~
He was about to Grin™ at her, but her look stopped him. It told him that when this was all over, she expected a FULL explanation of EVERYTHING.
He gulped slightly and the tension began to mount.
Bulma sensed this and gave a rather good (very false) imitation of a Son Grin™ and wiped her sweaty palms on her pants.
"I know kids! why don't we all do a hands on project! I'll show you guys how we make our capsules and how they work!" She gushed out false enthusiasm, and the students seized the moment to do something that they could at least SORT of understand.
~ Good thing they'll never be able to get their hands on the materials… but I'll skip steps and materials anyways… They couldn't POSSIBLY be interested in all the boring details! ~ she smiled evilly to herself and led them towards a workroom.
Mirai and Videl stepped outside, out of the way and followed the others alongside Gohan.
(A/N: Poor Gohan and Mirai, everyone else is too afraid of them for even the girls to gawk at their totally sexy bodies *drools*)
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Our four chibis were having a lot of fun, running around smacking each other.
Trunks, who was it, whacked Goten, sending him sprawling, and zipped off.
Goten jumped up and looked around. Spotting Pan a little ways off, he sprinted towards her.
Pan looked around. She couldn't find Goten, and she was pretty sure that she'd just seen Trunks tag him.
Suddenly she heard something behind her.
Whirling around she saw a blur, signaling that her uncle was charging her at full speed.
He was too close for her to try to get away, so, being a Son, she acted without thinking.
Gathering her ki she shot up into the air and hovered about 10 meters up.
Goten's eyes widened in shock as he stumbled, momentum getting the better of him.
Where had she gone?!
Suddenly he heard giggling from above him and his jaw dropped as he saw Pan floating above him.
"HEY! That's not fair!!! The rest of us can't fly!"
She laughed even harder and waved at Trunks and Marron who had joined the gawking Goten.
The game was temporarily forgotten as all three chibis' eyes lit up in anticipation.
here was the perfect opportunity to learn how to fly!!!
Pan could tell exactly what they wanted and smirked.
Before any of them could ask, she gave her answer.
"Alright. I'll teach you how to fly."
All three ground-bound chibis cheered eagerly.
Smirking slightly, she landed and began to teach them.
Soon all three were zooming through the air, albeit shakily.
Laughing in exhilaration, they continued their game, now expanded to include the sky.
~*~
Yamcha glanced at his watch. He was in the area anyway, he figured he'd drop by to see Bulma.
~ And Kami help me if Vegeta's out and about… ~
He drove (yes drove, as in car) over to CC and got out.
He stared when he saw, first a large yellow school bus, and then four kids flying around.
Yamcha squinted, picking out individuals by looks and kis.
~ Hmmm… I see Trunks and Goten… That girl's gotta be Marron… But who's the other kid? ~
He jogged over and looked up.
"Hey kids! How are you?"
The three who knew him exchanged a glance and shot down at him. Goten and Marron both began chirping and whistling and flapping their arms, and Trunks looked as if he was dying to join in, but had too much of his father in him.
Yamcha laughed and looked at Pan who was 'standing' uncertainly a distance away.
"Hey kid, come on over, I don't bite! I'm Yamcha."
Pan floated over in a sitting down position. She hovered down to eye level, legs crossed 'Indian' style.
She stuck out a tiny hand.
"Pleased to meet you Mr. Yamcha. I'm Pan Son."
Yamcha sweatdropped as he took her hand. His eyes got round and his jaw hit the floor.
"SON!?! You..you can't mean… SON!!!"
She smirked at his reaction.
"I'm from the future." she said simply.
Yamcha nodded and eyed her askance. "… Well, I came to visit Bulma… Is she available?"
Trunks nodded and all four chibis landed and scampered off in Bulma's general direction, laughing and dragging Yamcha behind them.
~*~
To Bulma and the teachers' gratification, the students seemed genuinely interested in what Bulma had to say.
They seemed to enjoy hearing about how a capsule worked.
~ Maybe now they'll appreciate us more ~ Bulma thought as she showed them the different components/
Gohan, Mirai and Videl lounged around the back, the boys only listening with half an ear.
After all, this was hardly anything new!
Suddenly their extra sensitive hearing picked up the faint sound of giggling and scurrying feet.
Exchanging a meaningful glance, the two quietly slipped out the back.
~*~
Yamcha would never seice to be amazed at the endless store of energy in the young chibis.
They were laughing and running circles around him, whacking at each other seemingly trying to see if they could knock the others out.
Suddenly all four screeched to a halt as two young men approached.
Yamcha quickly registered Gohan's appearance, but it took a couple of seconds to register Mirai.
Pan immediately flung herself at Gohan and began climbing on him and Goten and Marron were only seconds behind.
Both Trunks stood regarding himself. (a/n: ???)
Yamcha cleared his throat and they all turned to look at him.
"Can I see Bulma please?" he looked at the teens plaintively, and they laughed. The young men turned and walked back down the hall they'd come from, all seven chatting and the chibis using Gohan as a climbing tree.
"Hey Niichan! Guess what," Goten said after a minute, "Pan taught us how to FLY!"
Gohan sweatdropped and laughed nervously.
~ Dear Kami no… I could hardly deal with them before, How will I deal with them now?! ~
Yamcha laughed at his pained expression and Trunks exchanged a smirk with Himself.
~*~
Videl watched, fascinated, as Bulma showed them the inside of a capsule. This was truly interesting!
She leaned over to whisper something to Gohan, but realized he wasn't there anymore!
Startled, she scanned the room and spotted the slightly ajar door.
Smirking, she slipped over and out without disturbing the lecturing Bulma, who was in her element.
Walking towards the sound of echoing laughter, she stopped at a corner.
~ My Kami… sis I just hear a small child say something about learning to fly? ~
Bemusedly, she paused hoping to hear more. She wasn't disappointed.
"And now I can fly to school with you niichan! Right? And I can go to Trunks's house all by myself! Riiight niichan!?"
Videl nearly gave herself away when she heard Gohan's voice reply.
"Gee, I don't know Goten… It'd be nice not to have to fly you all over, but I'm not sure that a beginner like you ought to try for distance alone. Wait till you practiced some more. Besides, I doubt mom 'll let you."
She listened in awe, they were speaking of flying as if it were the most natural thing on earth! As if… as if ANYONE could do it!
~ hmmm… Apparently flying is NOT one of CC's little gadgets… I wonder if Gohan'd teach ME… ~
Suddenly the group rounded the bend and came face to face with Videl.
Everyone let out different sounds of surprise, annoyment, or embarrassment if you were Gohan or Videl.
"Uh… hen hen, hi guys?" silence followed the comment.
Yamcha could feel the tension growing, so he stuck out his hand to break it.
"Hi there, you must be Videl! Gohan talks about you a LOT. I'm Yamcha."
Videl's eyes grew very very big as she shook hands with him.
What in Kami's name was a famous baseball player doing at Capsule Corps, wandering the halls with her boyfriend and a bunch of kids? And what did he mean by Gohan talks about you a lot?
"hi…" Gohan saw by the look on her face that she wouldn't be able to say anything more, so he took it upon himself to continue the introduction.
"Um yeah, Videl, Yamcha is a really old friend of my dad and Bulma… As well as Marron's parents and Piccolo."
Yamcha disagreed with the 'friends with Piccolo' part, NO one but Gohan could claim that, but he let it slide.
"Which reminds me, Marron is the blonde chibi on my right arm."
That comment opened the floodgates of realization, and it hit her that there were four chibis using her boyfriend as a climbing toy.
She began giggling and soon the others joined her. She tried to stop, but only succeeded in turning red and laughing harder.
About five minutes later, when the laughter subsided, the continued on, smiles plastered all over their faces and the chibis renewed effort on climbing to the top of Mount Gohan.
They reached the door with no further mishaps besides an occasional chibi falling from their perch.
~*~
Bulma wasn't very far along when she saw the door open in the back. She stopped and looked at Gohan who stood in the doorway.
She immediately regretted it when a laughter attack hit.
For some odd, unknown reason, Goten was wrapped around Gohan's left leg, Trunks was on his right arm, Marron was clinging around his neck, and a strange girl was sitting in full glory on top of Gohan's head.
~ Oh Kami… Poor guy! ~ she laughed until tears rolled down her face.
She stopped as quickly as she started when Vegeta's mind voice yelled at her.
~@ BAKA WOMAN! Shut your trap! If you can't, then you'll sleep on the couch for a week!!! @~
Her eyes widened involuntarily.
~@ Two things Veggie, One; I doubt that you could survive a whole week /without/ me, and Two; THAT'S MY FRIGGIN LINE!!! The fan fiction authors gave that threat to ME and ME ALONE!!! @~
Vegeta growled, but he'd gotten what he wanted, the baka had stopped laughing.
She turned back to the business on hand.
"Um, hey Bulma. Sorry to interrupt and all, if you're busy… I was just passing by and I couldn't resist the chance to see you!"
The class and Bulma stared at the newcomer.
Bulma was, of course, the first to recover.
"Hey Yamcha! Long time no see! Thanks for dropping by."
Yamcha walked up and hugged her chastely around the shoulders.
He'd learned his lesson about how to hug Bulma the last time Vegeta was around.
He shuddered inwardly, that had NOT been pleasant, and was the reason he'd avoided CC recently.
All around the kids had begun whispering among themselves. Bulma chuckled in spite of herself.
~ This is probably the BEST surprise that any of them has had this afternoon! ~
Suddenly a certain loud mouth blonde girl called out.
"Can I have your autograph Mr. Yamcha!?"
Bulma gave Yamcha a look and elbowed him slightly.
He forced a smile and nodded.
"Sure thing kid."
Soon everyone was crowded around for an autograph, and Bulma made a break for the door so she could talk with her 'elder' son.
~ And find out what the deal is with chibis climbing on Gohan… ~
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A/N: And there we go. A long chapter to make up for it taking this long to write. (at least it's long by MY standards)
I only have a couple more "disasters" to wreak havoc upon the life of Son Gohan, and then it'll be all done!
Oh, and I'm running out of ways to keep the class hanging around Capsule Corps, do you have any ideas? And please, review like you always have and I will jump for joy, then park myself at a computer and WRITE like crazy.
Till next time… Tootles!
(T-chan: don't even ask.) ^________________^;;
P.S. Has anyone else noticed that I use a hell of a lot of 'suddenly's and 'immediately's?