A/N: Hiya! It's me, I'm back! Since I really said everything that I could
possible have to say in author notes in my last 'chapter' I'll hurry and
shut up.
Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like I own DBZ? *sniff* thought not…
~*~ Chapter Fourteen: Oh My Kami… ~*~
~*~
Vegeta stared in horror at the two men. They thought they could actually invade his home for the entire night?! And he didn't even have the gravity room to retreat too!
He growled menacingly at the teachers, wondering whether or not he could get away with ki blasting them.
Taking a glance at the woman, who still had a death grip on his wrist, he decided that she was too occupied to notice what he was doing.
Smirking evilly he raised his free hand and began gathering his ki for a blast.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Johnson stared in fascinated horror the mad man gathered a ball of light in his hand. He had the most peculiar expression on his face, all together a rather insane smirk…
Right before the teachers met the same fate as their bus, Bulma snapped out of her daze.
Noticing her husbands facial expression, she debated the pros and cons of letting him carry on.
~Hmm… On the one hand, it would most certainly serve them right… But on the other hand, I don't really feel like dealing with all these teenagers on my own.~
With a sigh, she reached out and smacked Vegeta's hand.
"Bad boy! You PROMISED me that you would at least TRY not to kill anybody today! Think it through Vegeta, if you kill them now then who's gonna deal with all these little teens tonight, you? Cause it sure as hell wont be ME!"
The teachers were staring at them with horror written plainly across their features.
Suddenly Mr. Smith clutched at Mr. Johnson, he'd recognized the man! It was one of the aliens that had come so many years ago! He still remembered the destruction and death… Bulma Briefs had married that thing?!
Mr. Johnson jerked in remembrance as well, oh kami… They were going to die…
The students near enough to hear what was being said began to whisper with each other- they were too young to clearly remember that say, but having their teachers lives threatened was pretty exciting anyways!
~*~
The rest of the group followed Bulma at a more sedate pace. Yamcha was smiling happily, glad that Vegeta was no longer within glaring range.
"Mommy?"
"Yes Pan?"
"When am I going to be born?"
Videl sweatdropped and blushed. Before they could reply, they were outside.
Gohan stared in horror as he caught the tail end of Bulma's speech. "Um Bulma-san, What are you talking about?"
"Oh, hi Gohan. Those baka chibis vaporized the bus, so you kids are stuck here all night, something about school insurance policies."
Gohan paled and fell to his knees screaming. "Oh Kami help me!"
"Oh gee Gohan, I kinda needed YOU to help ME! But if I can do something I will."
Silence spread as the two Nameks landed on the lawn. The students were staring. THIS was KAMI? And he was asking GOHAN for help?
Gohan no longer had the energy required to be upset or worried.
"Oh, hey Dende, don't suppose you can do much, although when this is all over I'll probably need some mental help, I think I'm going to have a nervous break down."
The students all sweatdropped. Little Son Gohan knew KAMI on a FIRST NAME BASIS!!!
"Oh don't worry about this, I'll just send Picolo out for the Dragonballs. Still have that radar Bulma?"
"Sure Dende, hold on, I'll go get it."
BULMA BRIEFS KNEW KAMI TOO!!!! This was getting more and more bizarre, and what were Dragonballs?
As Bulma ran off, Piccolo spoke up.
"Gohan why is there a second Trunks ki and why is there a look alike you ki?"
Gohan raised an eyebrow at his sensei. "Mirai Trunks and my daughter came from the future."
The mighty demon king nearly fainted. "Your… Your DAUGHTER!"
Gohan nodded proudly. "Meet Pan! Pan, these are two of my best friends, Piccolo and Dende. They are both Nameks and Dende is our Kami of Earth!"
Pan smiled happily. "Hello, I'm pleased to meet you!"
Dende grinned. "Pleased to meet you too Pan! I KNEW Gohan would find someone eventually! Who's the lucky lady Gohan?"
Gohan smirked and quirked an eyebrow. "I'll give you one guess oh mighty Kami."
Dende grinned. "Videl."
Gohan stuck out his tongue. "No fair looking through my head!"
Dende just laughed.
The students were growing more and more alarmed by this exchange. This was almost too much for their tiny brains to grasp. What was going on here?
Bulma came trotting out to the gathering and handed Piccolo the Dragonball radar. "There ya go, good luck!" Piccolo nodded to Gohan and Dende before taking off to begin his search.
Dende turned back to Gohan. "All right Gohan, as I said a bit ago, I came here cause I need to tell you something."
Gohan nodded. "Follow me, we can talk inside."
They turned around and walked into the building as excited chattering broke out among the student body.
~*~
Sharpener looked up from the corner as the door opened. Was he finally going to be rescued? When he saw that it was Gohan, he gasped and dove beneath the counter, becoming hidden from view. As much as he wanted to be rescued, he was NOT going to be saved by that geek.
Gohan walked into the room and flipped on the lights. Sighing he turned towards Dende, neither bothering to check if they were alone.
"So, what's this all about?"
"I gave you the moon back, as a gift to earth you might say. Tonight is a full moon and your tail will be growing back, as well as all the other Saiya-jins."
Gohan stared at Dende. "ARE YOU INSANE??? IF YOU WEREN'T KAMI I WOULD BLAST YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT GOTEN AND TRUNKS RAN AWAY AND ARE HIDING THEIR KI AND WE WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THEM IN TIME AND THEY WONT BE ABLE TO CONTROL THEIR TRANSFORMATIONS!!!"
Dende stared at him. "Um, No actually I didn't realize that…"
Gohan sweatdropped and stared at the young god. "Kami…" he whispered in despair.
"Yes Gohan?"
Gohan managed a weak chuckle. "I hope you realize that on top of this we will be dealing with that bus load of kids out there…"
Dende blinked. "What do you mean WE?"
A/N: And there ya go! FunFun ain't it! I plan to bring in the rest of the Z warriors soon… Bulma forgot to mention a little something to the others…
And, hen hen, I believe that I can get even more evil very soon! Heeheehee
I also decided, I wont do a sequel to this, but I WILL do a sister story, something that isn't really connected, but yet it sorta is… It's going to be another "Lets Wreck The Nice Structured Life Of Our Dear Demi-Saiya-Jin Son Gohan"
And it's gonna be fun! Basically It's Going to be how various Z fighters manage to become substitute teachers, all on the same day, at Orange Star. All together now… Pooooooooooor Gohan! *smirks evilly* Oh yes, poor poor Gohan, And that's on TOP of what's coming up for him in THIS story! *laughs insanely* Oh kami this is WAY to amusing for Gohan's own good…
And I've decided that I will post that story with the Original Character, look for it in a week or so ^___________________^;; (shameless plug) read and review!
T-chan: and to all those other girls who thinks Trunks is theirs, don't delude yourself, he's MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!! Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!
Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like I own DBZ? *sniff* thought not…
~*~ Chapter Fourteen: Oh My Kami… ~*~
~*~
Vegeta stared in horror at the two men. They thought they could actually invade his home for the entire night?! And he didn't even have the gravity room to retreat too!
He growled menacingly at the teachers, wondering whether or not he could get away with ki blasting them.
Taking a glance at the woman, who still had a death grip on his wrist, he decided that she was too occupied to notice what he was doing.
Smirking evilly he raised his free hand and began gathering his ki for a blast.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Johnson stared in fascinated horror the mad man gathered a ball of light in his hand. He had the most peculiar expression on his face, all together a rather insane smirk…
Right before the teachers met the same fate as their bus, Bulma snapped out of her daze.
Noticing her husbands facial expression, she debated the pros and cons of letting him carry on.
~Hmm… On the one hand, it would most certainly serve them right… But on the other hand, I don't really feel like dealing with all these teenagers on my own.~
With a sigh, she reached out and smacked Vegeta's hand.
"Bad boy! You PROMISED me that you would at least TRY not to kill anybody today! Think it through Vegeta, if you kill them now then who's gonna deal with all these little teens tonight, you? Cause it sure as hell wont be ME!"
The teachers were staring at them with horror written plainly across their features.
Suddenly Mr. Smith clutched at Mr. Johnson, he'd recognized the man! It was one of the aliens that had come so many years ago! He still remembered the destruction and death… Bulma Briefs had married that thing?!
Mr. Johnson jerked in remembrance as well, oh kami… They were going to die…
The students near enough to hear what was being said began to whisper with each other- they were too young to clearly remember that say, but having their teachers lives threatened was pretty exciting anyways!
~*~
The rest of the group followed Bulma at a more sedate pace. Yamcha was smiling happily, glad that Vegeta was no longer within glaring range.
"Mommy?"
"Yes Pan?"
"When am I going to be born?"
Videl sweatdropped and blushed. Before they could reply, they were outside.
Gohan stared in horror as he caught the tail end of Bulma's speech. "Um Bulma-san, What are you talking about?"
"Oh, hi Gohan. Those baka chibis vaporized the bus, so you kids are stuck here all night, something about school insurance policies."
Gohan paled and fell to his knees screaming. "Oh Kami help me!"
"Oh gee Gohan, I kinda needed YOU to help ME! But if I can do something I will."
Silence spread as the two Nameks landed on the lawn. The students were staring. THIS was KAMI? And he was asking GOHAN for help?
Gohan no longer had the energy required to be upset or worried.
"Oh, hey Dende, don't suppose you can do much, although when this is all over I'll probably need some mental help, I think I'm going to have a nervous break down."
The students all sweatdropped. Little Son Gohan knew KAMI on a FIRST NAME BASIS!!!
"Oh don't worry about this, I'll just send Picolo out for the Dragonballs. Still have that radar Bulma?"
"Sure Dende, hold on, I'll go get it."
BULMA BRIEFS KNEW KAMI TOO!!!! This was getting more and more bizarre, and what were Dragonballs?
As Bulma ran off, Piccolo spoke up.
"Gohan why is there a second Trunks ki and why is there a look alike you ki?"
Gohan raised an eyebrow at his sensei. "Mirai Trunks and my daughter came from the future."
The mighty demon king nearly fainted. "Your… Your DAUGHTER!"
Gohan nodded proudly. "Meet Pan! Pan, these are two of my best friends, Piccolo and Dende. They are both Nameks and Dende is our Kami of Earth!"
Pan smiled happily. "Hello, I'm pleased to meet you!"
Dende grinned. "Pleased to meet you too Pan! I KNEW Gohan would find someone eventually! Who's the lucky lady Gohan?"
Gohan smirked and quirked an eyebrow. "I'll give you one guess oh mighty Kami."
Dende grinned. "Videl."
Gohan stuck out his tongue. "No fair looking through my head!"
Dende just laughed.
The students were growing more and more alarmed by this exchange. This was almost too much for their tiny brains to grasp. What was going on here?
Bulma came trotting out to the gathering and handed Piccolo the Dragonball radar. "There ya go, good luck!" Piccolo nodded to Gohan and Dende before taking off to begin his search.
Dende turned back to Gohan. "All right Gohan, as I said a bit ago, I came here cause I need to tell you something."
Gohan nodded. "Follow me, we can talk inside."
They turned around and walked into the building as excited chattering broke out among the student body.
~*~
Sharpener looked up from the corner as the door opened. Was he finally going to be rescued? When he saw that it was Gohan, he gasped and dove beneath the counter, becoming hidden from view. As much as he wanted to be rescued, he was NOT going to be saved by that geek.
Gohan walked into the room and flipped on the lights. Sighing he turned towards Dende, neither bothering to check if they were alone.
"So, what's this all about?"
"I gave you the moon back, as a gift to earth you might say. Tonight is a full moon and your tail will be growing back, as well as all the other Saiya-jins."
Gohan stared at Dende. "ARE YOU INSANE??? IF YOU WEREN'T KAMI I WOULD BLAST YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT GOTEN AND TRUNKS RAN AWAY AND ARE HIDING THEIR KI AND WE WONT BE ABLE TO FIND THEM IN TIME AND THEY WONT BE ABLE TO CONTROL THEIR TRANSFORMATIONS!!!"
Dende stared at him. "Um, No actually I didn't realize that…"
Gohan sweatdropped and stared at the young god. "Kami…" he whispered in despair.
"Yes Gohan?"
Gohan managed a weak chuckle. "I hope you realize that on top of this we will be dealing with that bus load of kids out there…"
Dende blinked. "What do you mean WE?"
A/N: And there ya go! FunFun ain't it! I plan to bring in the rest of the Z warriors soon… Bulma forgot to mention a little something to the others…
And, hen hen, I believe that I can get even more evil very soon! Heeheehee
I also decided, I wont do a sequel to this, but I WILL do a sister story, something that isn't really connected, but yet it sorta is… It's going to be another "Lets Wreck The Nice Structured Life Of Our Dear Demi-Saiya-Jin Son Gohan"
And it's gonna be fun! Basically It's Going to be how various Z fighters manage to become substitute teachers, all on the same day, at Orange Star. All together now… Pooooooooooor Gohan! *smirks evilly* Oh yes, poor poor Gohan, And that's on TOP of what's coming up for him in THIS story! *laughs insanely* Oh kami this is WAY to amusing for Gohan's own good…
And I've decided that I will post that story with the Original Character, look for it in a week or so ^___________________^;; (shameless plug) read and review!
T-chan: and to all those other girls who thinks Trunks is theirs, don't delude yourself, he's MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!! Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!