A/N: Mesa back! Already! Can you believe it? I've actually managed to write you guys a chapter in less than two weeks! Everybody be proud of me!
*Snuggiles Vegeta* Hey there handsome! Everybody meet my newest muse!
Vegie; WHAT!? I'M NOT THE MUSE OF SOME BAKA WEAKLING HUMAN!!!!
*smiles cheekily* But Vegie-hun, I'm not human! *turns SSJ* See!
Vegie; *stares* I didn't know there were any Saiyjin females left! *ponders* Maybe I'll be your muse after all…
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z, However; Vegeta's FINE ass IS mine ^________^
~*~ Chapter Fifteen: ~*~
Sharpener couldn't believe what he was hearing.
Gohan was threatening God? Since when did Gohan have the authority to threaten Kami?
Even if he was the Gold Fighter- I mean- Come On!
He tried to think through what all was going on, but was at a total loss.
And what was that about everyone having to stay at CC over night?!
Sharpener burst into tears- A whole night in the same vicinity as the crazy man!!!
Gohan was about to reply when his advanced Saiyjin senses picked up the sound of muted sniffling.
He felt around for ki, and sure enough- someone had been hiding behind the counter!
He growled and stalked over to see who it was. He nearly burst out laughing when he saw the mighty Sharpener crying like a baby.
"What are you doing in here Sharpener? I thought you were supposed to be out with the rest of the class. Kami and I came here for a PRIVATE talk."
Sharpener tried to collect himself when he heard Gohan- he knew he was in for it now, to eavesdrop on KAMI's private conversation!
To his surprise, the green guy behind Gohan was snickering!
"Oh leave him be Gohan, We'll just let him try to find his own way back, we'll tell Vegeta to keep his eyes open!"
Gohan turned to stare at Dende. "Um, Dende? Are you sure that Kami is supposed to be that sadistical? I mean, leaving him to Vegeta! I thought you were nicer than that!"
Dende shrugged. "Well, maybe so… Anyways, I've got to get back to the Lookout, after all, I promised Korrin I wouldn't be long."
Actually, he'd done nothing of the sort, even telling Korrin that he might stay for quite awhile. However; he wasn't about to let Gohan sucker him into staying and helping out hands-on!
"I'll keep an eye on things from the lookout and I'll make sure nothing too bad happens. Besides, Piccolo will have gathered the Dragon Balls by now!" With that, the young god left them with a smile.
Gohan shook his head in irritation and turned to Sharpener, who had been cowering ever since Vegeta's name had been mentioned. Gohan listened with a tiny smirk as Sharpener wimpered.
"Please…please don't let Crazy Man get me…please… I'll do anything!"
Gohan cocked his head to the side. "I don't know Sharpener… After all, you did interrupt my private conversation with Kami."
Sharpener's continued whimpering began to grate on the poor Saiyjin's nerves.
"Tell you what. Promise me that you will never again insult me in any way."
Sharpener nodded frantically.
"Promise me that you will NEVER repeat ANY of what you over heard."
Sharpener's nodding increased.
"And most of all, Promise me that you will never EVER touch or harass Videl again."
Sharpener stopped nodding and looked horrified. "but..but…"
Gohan smirked "Vegeta" This sent Sharpener back into hysterics.
Gohan sighed- It was pathetic really. "Promise?"
Sharpener nodded in defeat.
"Alright then. Follow me."
~*~
Goten and Trunks sped through the air away from CC and the milling crowd of students.
"Well, where are we going now?"
"First we're going to have to find a place to land, and then we have to repress our ki."
"Gee, Trunks, where are we gonna land?"
"I don't know dumbie! Somewhere!"
The two flew in silence for awhile.
"Trunks"
"What!?"
"I'm hungry."
Trunks growled and changed his course. "FINE! We'll go to the city first and find something to eat."
The two soon landed on the outskirts of Satan City. Suppressing their ki's as far as possible, the duo made their way into the city.
Spying out a nice buffet style restaurant in the mall, Trunks led Goten in.
Together they approached the woman at the cash register.
"Table for two please!" Trunks smiled up at the lady.
The young woman blinked slightly. "Aren't you a little young to be by yourselves? Where are your parents?"
Trunks and Goten exchanged a glance. "Ummm…. Mommy's shopping?"
The woman cocked an eyebrow. "Is that so. Hmph, I'd better call security to make sure." She reached over to the phone, keeping one eye on our two young friends. Unfortunately for her, she would have needed at LEAST two eyes, and probably more like nine or ten, to keep a good watch on those two.
As soon as she picked up the phone, they looked at each other and ran off so fast it looked to the poor girl that they'd just disappeared! She gasped and cried out, phone dropping out of her hands in shock, security left uncalled.
Trunks and Goten didn't stop running until they were out of the city limits.
"What now Trunks-chan?"
"I don't know!" Trunks was in a foul mood, he was starving and he wanted to go back!
"I know Trunks!" Trunks glared at Goten to continue. "Lets find the Dragon Balls! We can wish for lots and lots of food, AND we can make a wish for Gohan to stop being mad at us!"
Trunks stared at Goten in awe, he'd actually come up with a good plan! Then his glare returned as he realized one, teensy problem. "You baka! We don't have the radar!"
Goten's face fell. "Oh, sorry…"
Suddenly they felt an approaching ki, Piccolo! They looked at each other wide eyed, did he know?
Trunks suddenly perked up, Piccolo was carrying two of the Dragon Balls!
"I know! Lets go up and try to convince him that Gohan sent us to find the Dragon Balls, and he can go off to meditate!"
Goten perked up as well and immediately zoomed up into the air in the direction of the fast approaching ki.
~*~
Piccolo grumbled under his breathe. The things he'd do for that boy! He wanted to be at his waterfall meditating…
Suddenly two very familiar kis popped up in front of him. He stopped and glared at the two chibis.
"What do you want." His gruff voice did nothing to wipe the angelic smiles on the faces of the two pranksters.
"Mr. Piccolo, Gohan wanted us to let you know that he'd like us to gather the Dragon Balls! He said that he didn't like to keep you away from your training any longer than he had too, so Goten and me, we decided to volunteer to help!"
Piccolo regarded the two with slight interest. Of course, there was always the chance that they were lying, or that they meant to do something entirely different with the Dragon Balls…
Suddenly Goten piped in. "He needs 'em a lot, and you know that I'd do anything for my nii-chan!"
~Way to go Goten!~ Trunks thought with a smile that he could barely keep from being malicious.
Piccolo still looked slightly unsure, you could never be to cautious with these two… but he did want to go train…
Finally he nodded curtly and thrust the radar and one of his two Dragon Balls at the youngsters.
"Fine. You find the rest. When you have them, bring them to me and I'll take them to Gohan."
He smiled, sure that he'd found a fool proof plan to keep them from doing anything too bad. Tucking the first Ball into his back pocket, he turned to fly off.
Goten suddenly went over and tapped his shoulder. "Thank you Mr. Piccolo, have a good time training!"
Piccolo stared at the kid as if he was insane. Growling menacingly, he flew off to meditate.
Trunks raised an eyebrow at Goten who was grinning his head off.
"What in Kami's name was that all about?!"
With an evil glint in his eye that did Trunks proud, Goten held out his left hand.
Cupped neatly was the second Dragon Ball.
A/N; BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! You didn't really think I'd let Gohan get the Dragon Balls THAT easily did you? If you did, then I guarantee that you don't know me well enough. ^.~
What's gonna happen to poor Gohan now that the Dragon Balls are being collected by The Terrible Two? Henhenhen… Find out next time!
Oh, and I posted my OC story! It's called Getting Together At Last pleeeease read it, and yes, I'm well aware that this is a Very Shameless Plug. ^_________^