Hello and welcome to my.....ummmm........*special* second chapter of "a
gnome eating a big green shoe"!!!!(applause) WOOHOO! i know that i said it
would be a one shot fic, but u'll get over it. Let's see.......thank you
thank you to my two reviewers!You are the best even though one of you said
that I scare you!(sniffles)NOW....on to the story!
Disclaimer:I dont own anything but my silly little gnome and the magical blarney hat and the house of cheese!!!!so please don't sue my poor, insane little self J.K.R.!!!!!!!!!!!
By: DynnDynn Dittany Beans ^_^
When we last left our story, Jinker Pelly the elf and Catalina Starbright the fairy were chasing my silly little gnome across the quidditch field.......
"Harry Potter must catch the gnome who ate his weazy's shoe!" Dobby yelled running towards Harry out of no where. So Harry followed my silly little gnome to the gryfinndor common room where he found dumbledore dancing around screaming "I've finally got the magical blarney hat" and cackling. Soon dumbledore was dancing around harry saying "I'll be the sexiest man in england!!!!!!yes!yes!!!!!!" Harry was scared,so he joined ron eating daisys (this was in the other story, which I assume you all read!^_^). This left hermione to save hogwarts from the evil of my silly little gnome. She had lost seamus, so she said "what the heck!" and rode sir cadogan's horse around to find my silly little gnome. She found him dancing in a house of cheese and and singing : "A B C D E F G, Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and one is dancing on my shoe."(sorry TKDragon, I couldn't resist using your wondiferus quote) (i made that word up). My silly little gnome pointed to his big green shoe. Indeed, Hermione saw a tiny line of gummy bears in a congo line on his oddly familiar big green shoe........ "HEY!you dirty theif!that is ron's big green shoe, silly little gnome!!!!" My silly little gnome cackled like a maniac and dove into the green jello lake that just happened to be near the cheese-house. "Come back here!!!!" herimione cried. She dove in after him and, forgeting she couldn't swim. Sadly, she drowned. Oh well.(pleaz don't flame me people who love hermione, i like her too!!!) "Aha DynnDynn's silly little gnome!This is where your reign of terror ends!"
TO BE CONTINUED......maybe.......
o well. that was extremely stupid.lol. pleaz r+r.Please???I'll be ur best friend!!!!Ok, maybe i wont. but please r+r anyways.Flames will be used to burn my homework, which isn't such a bad idea......no no no!please be nice to my insane little self
Disclaimer:I dont own anything but my silly little gnome and the magical blarney hat and the house of cheese!!!!so please don't sue my poor, insane little self J.K.R.!!!!!!!!!!!
By: DynnDynn Dittany Beans ^_^
When we last left our story, Jinker Pelly the elf and Catalina Starbright the fairy were chasing my silly little gnome across the quidditch field.......
"Harry Potter must catch the gnome who ate his weazy's shoe!" Dobby yelled running towards Harry out of no where. So Harry followed my silly little gnome to the gryfinndor common room where he found dumbledore dancing around screaming "I've finally got the magical blarney hat" and cackling. Soon dumbledore was dancing around harry saying "I'll be the sexiest man in england!!!!!!yes!yes!!!!!!" Harry was scared,so he joined ron eating daisys (this was in the other story, which I assume you all read!^_^). This left hermione to save hogwarts from the evil of my silly little gnome. She had lost seamus, so she said "what the heck!" and rode sir cadogan's horse around to find my silly little gnome. She found him dancing in a house of cheese and and singing : "A B C D E F G, Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and one is dancing on my shoe."(sorry TKDragon, I couldn't resist using your wondiferus quote) (i made that word up). My silly little gnome pointed to his big green shoe. Indeed, Hermione saw a tiny line of gummy bears in a congo line on his oddly familiar big green shoe........ "HEY!you dirty theif!that is ron's big green shoe, silly little gnome!!!!" My silly little gnome cackled like a maniac and dove into the green jello lake that just happened to be near the cheese-house. "Come back here!!!!" herimione cried. She dove in after him and, forgeting she couldn't swim. Sadly, she drowned. Oh well.(pleaz don't flame me people who love hermione, i like her too!!!) "Aha DynnDynn's silly little gnome!This is where your reign of terror ends!"
TO BE CONTINUED......maybe.......
o well. that was extremely stupid.lol. pleaz r+r.Please???I'll be ur best friend!!!!Ok, maybe i wont. but please r+r anyways.Flames will be used to burn my homework, which isn't such a bad idea......no no no!please be nice to my insane little self