A/N: Okies, I'm back folks! Are you impressed, I'm writing pretty quickly! ^.~
T-chan; Hey! I'm back, did ya miss me? *grabs Lexi-sama's tail*
No. It was actually rather nice. *pulls tail out of T-chan's hands*
T-chan; *pouts* How did you write the last chapter without a muse?
*smirks* Veggie-chan was my muse.
T-chan; *sweatdrops* Do I even want to know?
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Wow! Lookie guys! We have 500 reviews! *sweatdrops* I never ever hoped that we could ever get this many! (note in the first chapter I was optimistically asking for 5 ^~)
T-chan; Ooooh! I think we should give them something special for being such great reviewers!
Okay! Lets see, I know! How about I promise to kill off Sharpener before the end of the fic!
Vegeta; *smirks evilly* I believe that will do very nicely.
T-chan; O.o Not quite what I had in mind… But okay…
Then it's settled! Read and Review folks!
Disclaimer; Long live Akira Toriyama, owner of Dragon Ball Z!!!
~*~ Chapter 18; Summoning the Dragon ~*~
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Trunks pondered carefully what the best plan of action would be.
Of course, he could do it the simple way; come running in shouting about his 'little brother'… But what was the fun in that?
Suddenly an idea popped into the mischievous chibi's head. Heck, he might even get some ice cream off it!
He quietly walked up to Goten and the lady, trying his best to look cute and innocent.
"There you are nii-chan! When we got separated I thought we wouldn't be able to find each other again! Mommy's probably real worried…"
Goten looked at Trunks as if he were insane. What in Kami's name was he up to?
Sheylan looked down at the second little boy. For some reason she could have sworn that she knew him from somewhere!
"Hiya Trunks! This nice lady is Sheylan-san!"
As soon as the little boy said that, Sheylan's mind clicked. She'd seen this kid in magazines and such!
"Hey! Wait a minute, You're Trunks Briefs! But if this little guy is SON Goten… How can you be brothers?" Sheylan was glaring down at the new little boy.
Trunks sweatdropped. "Well… uh… ya see… erm…"
Sheylan nodded with a glare. "I get it. You two are up to something! You aren't really looking for your mommy, are you." She glared from one kid to the other.
Goten pulled out his Son Puppy Dog Eyes™, guaranteed to work every time. "I wasn't plannin nothin! I just want my mommy!" He let a few tears fall down from his eyes for effect.
Trunks just stared for a minute at the glaring Sheylan. ~Wow, she's even scarier than Chichi without her frying pan!~
"It's okay sweetie," Sheylan cooed to the teary eyed chibi. "I'm sure it was all just a mistake."
Trunks nodded fervently. "A, a mistake, yeah, it's all a beg mistake! Now come on Goten! We don't want to be late!"
Goten slipped off the chair and turned a huge Son Grin™ towards Sheylan. "Thank you very much for the ice cream and your help Sheylan-san!"
Sheylan watched the two disappear and sighed, wondering what they had wanted in the first place, just free ice cream?
With a sigh and a shrug she picked up her purse and left the shop.
~*~
The entire class stared as Sharpener sat up, completely unscathed!
"Yamcha!" whined Mirai, "Why'd ya have to do that?! Dad almost finished him off! And you can't say that he didn't deserve it."
Pan and Marron looked at each other and burst into heart wrenching sobs.
Gohan was looking distinctly disappointed, and was pouting slightly.
Vegeta looked very pissed off. "BAKA HUMAN!!!"
Landing on the grass beside Yamcha and Sharpener Vegeta sent his darkest Death Glare towards the two men.
"How dare you!? I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins and no human weakling such as your self has any right to interfere with the punishments that I deem necessary!!!"
For once, Yamcha stood up to the Saiya-jin prince. "Vegeta-san, you can't just go killing every child that gets in your way! And Bulma, I'm ashamed of you!"
Vegeta couldn't stand it any more.
If that BAKA had just let him kill the brat and be done with it, he could have gone back to being just his normal cranky self.
But nooooo, he had to ruin Vegeta's fun right before he could be satisfied, and now the prince was angrier then ever!
Vegeta's sudden increase in emotions charged him up. Without even thnking about it, the prince went Super Saiya-jin.
The class stared. Did this mean there were two Gold Fighters? And how could they do that?!
"YOU MISERABLE… LOW CLASS… BAKA!!!" Vegeta screamed each word, radiating hatred so intense that it was tangible to even the humans.
"FIRST YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND RETURN TO MY HOUSE, BUT NOW YOU DARE TO INTURUPT MY FUN AND BERATE MY MATE!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME HUMAN!!!"
Vegeta fully intended to Final Flash Yamcha and Sharpener both, not to mention the flock of annoying humans behind them.
~*~
Goten and Trunks raced out of Large City faster then the eye could follow. Reaching the woods beyond the two paused to talk.
"Well, that went well!" Trunks was grinning from ear to ear, they'd done it!
"TOLD YOU TRUNKS!!! I TOLD you that the nice lady had the Dragon Ball!"
Goten looked distinctly proud of himself, and although Trunks was dieing to make a scathing remark in retaliation, he decided instead, that he would encourage the seed of evilness that he had planted.
"Yeah, Good job! Keep up this great work and you'll be as sneaky as me before long!"
Goten looked at Trunks with stars in his eyes. "You mean it Trunks!?"
Trunks smirked and nodded. Trunks nearly fainted when Goten gave him a nearly identical evil smirk.
~Wow, I'm doing better than I thought! Dad'll be so proud of me! Corruption here we come!~
"So… what are our two wishes going to be? We have to think them out before hand, cause everyone will come running as soon as the dragon is summoned!"
Goten frowned and sat down to think, as Trunks paced.
Suddenly Goten's head popped up so quickly you could almost see the light bulb that went off.
"I know! The first wish can be for a fridge that will never get empty and has all of our favorite foods!"
Trunks stared at Goten in shock, when had the kid gotten so smart?! "Gee Goten, that's an AWESOME idea!" He smirked evilly. "And our other wish will be for Gohan to be nice and not want to hurt us!"
Goten nodded excitedly. "Let's do it!"
The chibis grinned at each other and set off at a run, looking for a clearing in which to summon the Dragon.
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Dende was beginning to get worried again. He couldn't find hair or hide of the two little demi saiya-jins, and if he didn't find them soon, they'd summon the Dragon! And then what would Gohan do to him?
Piccolo was having similar luck. Everywhere he went there was nothing.
No sign that the two had been there at all.
He growled low in his throat and sped up over the forest outside of Large City.
~*~
"Is he gone yet?"
"Yeah. Luckily he didn't spot us or we'd be history!"
"So…What are we waiting for Trunks? Let's summon the dragon!"
Trunks and Goten laid out the dragon balls. With a deep breathe, Trunks summoned the dragon.
In a cloud of blackness, the dragon loomed over the two chibis.
"You have summoned me. I will grant you two wishes. What is the first?"
Goten spoke the first one. "We wish that we had a fridge that would never get empty and had whatever kind of food in it that we wanted!"
The dragon's eyes glowed red for a moment. "It is done."
A medium sized fridge appeared next to the two chibis.
"Alright!" cheered Goten, digging into the food.
"What is your second wish?"
Trunks decided to say the next, seeing as how Goten was already occupied at the moment.
"We wish that Gohan wouldn't be mad at us or try to kill us!"
The dragon's eyes glowed red for a moment, then he shook his head. "I cannot grant that wish. Do you have another?"
Trunks just stared open mouthed.
Goten, who was totally ignoring everything other then his food, suddenly spoke up.
"Gee Trunks! From what Gohan's told me about dad, he'd love this fridge! I wish dad were still alive!"
The dragon's eyes glowed red.
A/N: Dun dun duuun! Wow! What'd you think! Is Goku coming back!? Stay tuned!
Vegeta; WHAT! Kakarot!? Where!?
T-chan; The story dumbass!
Vegeta; Take that back brat!
T-chan; NEVER!
Vegeta; ki-blasts Tessa-chan
T-chan; X-X
*sigh* You know, you two really ought to try getting along. It isn't all that difficult…
Vegeta; *smirks* Maybe not… But it is amusing to see how many ki blasts it takes until she learns better.
-_-;;
T-chan; ~I think I'll have to take some Martial Arts lessons from my Trunks-chan… Maybe then I'll be able to avoid some of these attacks…~ *begins giggling insanely*
O.o Um… I think that one might have fried her brain a bit there Veggie…
Vegeta; Who cares?
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