Chapter 3!: The Evils of Garden Gnomes
Disclaimer: i thought we went over this already! I dont own harry potter, just the silly little gnome! but if jkr wants to trade........i also dont own the wizard of oz
I dont know why im still writing this story, but I am, so live with it, ok?If u didn't read the last two chapters, then do so now.Please! Thanx to all...three reviewers... i think it was three!
:( this is the last chapter!! anyways......ON TO THE STORY! ^_^
My silly little gnome turned around to find out that his fiendish foe was none other than the dreaded.....DUN DUN DUN....PIGWIDGEON!!Wait.....no it wasn't. Pig can't talk anyways. It was the dreaded......DUN DUN DUN......Professer Flitwick!!!Yes!YES! The midget flew through the air with mighty kung-fu secrets of the munchkin people of oz. "I will now triumpth over you, silly,yet dastardly,little gnome!yesyes it shall be i who stops your reign of terror!" With that, the silly little professor flew at my silly little gnome. There was a very long and boring fight scene in which it had its fair share of "booms!" and ended in a very long and boring car chase. "TeeHee!" My silly little gnome cried, riding his dancing mushroom to the gnome forest. Now we have the dramatic scene where our heroes find out that my silly little gnome is just misunderstood . "We will always miss you silly little gnome!" All of the other characters said, crying their eyeballs out. Then all of the Potterverse go off and frolic in the daisies to celebrate their new found friend. My silly little gnome, however, goes home to tell his family and friends of the psycotic crack-addicts at hogwarts and their fetishes for butterscotch pudding and green jello.
THE END!!!!!!!!
Hope y'all had fun reading this!it was funfunfunfunfun to write and all, but i'm tired, so review and look out for my ne
Disclaimer: i thought we went over this already! I dont own harry potter, just the silly little gnome! but if jkr wants to trade........i also dont own the wizard of oz
I dont know why im still writing this story, but I am, so live with it, ok?If u didn't read the last two chapters, then do so now.Please! Thanx to all...three reviewers... i think it was three!
:( this is the last chapter!! anyways......ON TO THE STORY! ^_^
My silly little gnome turned around to find out that his fiendish foe was none other than the dreaded.....DUN DUN DUN....PIGWIDGEON!!Wait.....no it wasn't. Pig can't talk anyways. It was the dreaded......DUN DUN DUN......Professer Flitwick!!!Yes!YES! The midget flew through the air with mighty kung-fu secrets of the munchkin people of oz. "I will now triumpth over you, silly,yet dastardly,little gnome!yesyes it shall be i who stops your reign of terror!" With that, the silly little professor flew at my silly little gnome. There was a very long and boring fight scene in which it had its fair share of "booms!" and ended in a very long and boring car chase. "TeeHee!" My silly little gnome cried, riding his dancing mushroom to the gnome forest. Now we have the dramatic scene where our heroes find out that my silly little gnome is just misunderstood . "We will always miss you silly little gnome!" All of the other characters said, crying their eyeballs out. Then all of the Potterverse go off and frolic in the daisies to celebrate their new found friend. My silly little gnome, however, goes home to tell his family and friends of the psycotic crack-addicts at hogwarts and their fetishes for butterscotch pudding and green jello.
THE END!!!!!!!!
Hope y'all had fun reading this!it was funfunfunfunfun to write and all, but i'm tired, so review and look out for my ne