A/N: Hey all! I'm back!
T-chan; Um… Just out of curiosity Lexi-sama... you DO realize that the Dragon can't revive Goku… Don't you?
= Of COURSE I do dolt! *Death Glares™ at T-chan*
T-chan; O.O Woah… No need to be Chichi-ish about it…I'm just fulfilling my job! O.O
= Well, it's MY story, and I want to bring Goku back!
Vegeta; WHAT!? Kakarott!? Where!?
T-chan; Vegeta you dunce! I told you already… IN THE STORY!!!
Vegeta; *growls* Insolent Brat! *Throws ki ball at T-chan*
T-chan; *ducks* HA! Missed me! *sticks out tongue*
Vegeta; *stunned* O.O()
T-chan; Nah nah! Ain't my Trunksie-chan a great sensei!? Bwahahahahahahaaa! Now I can call Veggie-head a Thing without being pulverized!
Vegeta; *Death Glares™* grrr… That's what YOU think brat! *Final Flashes T-chan*
T-chan; X-X
Vegeta; HA! Take THAT brat!
= -_-;; you two will never learn, will you.
Vegeta; Nope. It's too much fun to blast the hell out of her.
T-chan; X-X
= -_-;; *gives T-chan a senzu bean* Okay, behave yourself, I'm running out of senzu beans and I still need you as a muse!
T-chan; *meekly plays with Lexi-sama's tail* Okies Lexi-sama. *glares at Veggie*mumbles* …Thing…
Disclaimer: Lessee… A list of the things I own; Veggie-head, my ^chopsticks^, my Baby, my Tessa-chan… Nope, the list doesn't include DBZ.
T-chan; WHAT?! I'm a PERSON! I'm not a THING! I own mySELF!
Vegeta; *evil smirk* HA! T-chan is a THING! XD
T-chan; *bursts into tears*
= -_-;; can we PLEASE start the story now? I'm guessing our dear readers are wondering when in the name of all things holy we going to start the actual story!!!
Vegeta; Right about… Now.
~*~ Chapter 19; Kakarott!? ~*~
~*~
"Your wish has been granted."
Trunks stared in horror from the Dragon to Goten, who was still chowing down on his food.
"GOTEN YOU BAKA!!!"
Goten whirled around and stared at his friend in amazement.
"Wha? What did I do?!"
"Bakayaro! You wished your father back! Now Gohan's STILL going to kill us AND we have to worry about finding your dad, whom we don't even KNOW!"
Goten stared at him.
"You…You mean… The Dragon granted my wish about daddy???"
Trunks nodded glowering.
Goten stared for another minute then began cheering.
"YEA! Daddy's coming back! Yoopie! Hoorah!"
Trunks just sweatdropped.
~*~
Goku cried out in his sleep, something felt different.
Sitting up he realized that he was no longer in his bed.
He stared around for a moment in consternation, than bemusedly reached to scratch the back of his head in the familiar Son motion.
As his hand went over his head, he paused momentarily.
Wait a minute… Where was his halo?
"…I wonder where I left it…"
He picked up his tail and fiddled with it, trying to figure out where he could have left the darn thing.
~Wait a minute… Since when did I have a tail?~
Suddenly it struck him. No Halo + A Tail =
"I'M ALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wasting no more time, he brought his fingers up to his head and teleported off somewhere to get some food.
~*~
Dende was faint with worry. There was no sign of the Terrible Two ANYWHERE on Earth.
Suddenly black clouds boiled up from a forest a large distance away.
~They've summoned the Dragon!!!~
Dende couldn't focus properly. He forgot everything he knew about Instant T, and stopping the Summoning.
There was only one coherent thought in the young god's mind.
~I wonder who my replacement will be…~
(A/N: The chibis are intelligent, they summoned the dragon on the other side of the world, so only Dende knows what's happened.^~)
~*~
"BIG"
"Vegeta, I'm not sure if that's the best idea…"
"BANG"
"Go Veggie-sama!!! Turn them all into crispy crunchies!"
"ATTACK!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
A Super Saiya-jin Mirai Trunks pushed on the blast with all his might. ~Wow, dad's sure putting a lot of anger into this one!~
As soon as Vegeta realized that his blast wasn't hitting it's intended targets, he cut it with a snarl.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BRAT!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
"Gee dad… I'd love to, but only if you promise to leave the innocent teens out of this. In fact, I'd love to help you beat the crap out of the wimp and Scar-Face! I'm still trying to get over my disgust the first time I saw him and mom together! Bleach!"
Vegeta grinned evilly.
"In that case brat, shall we proceed?"
Mirai smirked back.
"YEAH! GO Veggie-sama!!! GO Sensei!!!"
Sharpener stared at the two Saiya-jins in fear, and Yamcha looked to Gohan with relief, as the teen stepped in front of the two humans.
Mirai and Vegeta glared at him, and Pan looked at him in disappointment.
To everyone's surprise, Gohan smirked evilly.
"Say… If you promise to at least leave Yamcha alive, I think I'll join you."
"GO DADDY!!"
"Yipee! GO GOHAN-CHAN!"
Gohan grinned evilly at the little girls before turning back to the other Saiya-jins who were staring in awe at the young Son.
"…Am I seeing things, or did Son Gohan just smirk evilly?"
"…Am I imagining things, or did Kaka-brat #1 just act like a Saiya-jin?"
Gohan just raised an eyebrow. "Is it really that surprising? Oops. Oh well. Don't you guys think that you ought to drop Super so that this will last longer than half of a second?"
All three smirked identically and The Brief Boys dropped Super.
As the three Saiya-jins rounded on the humans, Yamcha threw a look of deep betrayal at Gohan.
Gohan shrugged it off and went after Sharpener.
"GO DADDY!!! Hit him again Veggie-sama!!! Come on Sensei! Beat him to a pulp!"
"Wheee! Hit him harder! Yeah! Score!"
Yamcha looked from where he was lying crumpled on the ground under the barrage of kicks and punches from the Saiya-jins to where the two little girls were rooting against him. All he could feel was the deep sense of betrayal, and yet, a healthy dose of amusement as well. Those two would turn out to be great fighters all right!
Videl stared in horror from Pan, to Gohan, to Pan again.
~My 6 year old daughter is a bloodthirsty barbarian!~
"Come on Daddy! You're not even trying!"
Videl blinked at that statement as she saw the poor Sharpener near death.
~He isn't even trying!?~
Mirai hmphed as Vegeta's last punch sent the other man out for good.
"So much for that! It wasn't even remotely challenging! I didn't even break a sweat!"
"I could have told you that brat. Leave the weaklings to themselves. Come with me brat, we're going to spar. I want to see how good you've gotten since you were last here."
Mirai nodded and took off after his father.
Pan made a move to follow her sensei, but he turned back to her.
"No Panny-chan, you stay here with your parents."
She smiled and nodded happily, absent mindedly picking at the cloth belt around her waist.
~*~
After flying over the forest and finding no trace of the Terrible Two, Piccolo decided to give up.
There was no way possible that he would find them without ki, and he was anxious to get back to his meditation.
He and Gohan were friends, Gohan wouldn't kill him… Would he?
~*~
"Come ON Goten! We HAVE to find your dad before anyone else does! I can only hope that he has enough sense to realize that he's alive!"
~And from what dad's told me about Kakarott, he probably doesn't.~
"Coming Trunks!" Chirped Goten as he capsulated the wonderful refrigerator.
Together the two flew off, hoping to pick up a ki somewhere along the way.
~*~
Bulma blinked and looked at the scene in front of her.
Her Mirai son and her husband had flown off to spar, leaving Yamcha unconscious on the lawn and Gohan leering down at a most likely dead teenager.
The entire class was huddled on the other side of the lawn, just a big quivering mass.
Bulma sighed. How in Kami's name was she going to ice THIS one over?
"Son Gohan, What in the WORLD has gotten into you?! You are actually being violent! Don't tell me that you've actually allowed my husband to have that much influence on you!?"
Gohan looked slightly ashamed.
"Gee Bulma, I'm sorry. I really don't know what's gotten into me lately…"
Bulma just shook her head.
"No excuses. Get some sense beans from my room, they'll be in my top left dresser drawer."
Gohan nodded and phased out, moving with super human speed to get to the beans.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Johnson stared in shocked horror along with their students as one boy was murdered.
Twice.
That was the strange thing though… They could have sworn he had been dead earlier, and yet he had sat up completely unscathed!
But now it looked like he might really be gone for good.
After a bit of thought they cam up with a startling conclusion; They were all going to die in the next couple of hours.
Bulma walked over to the whimpering teens. Doing her best to look casual she approached them.
"Gee… Sorry about my husband and my son, they both have rather violent streaks. Don't know what got into Gohan though, he's such a sweetie…"
Suddenly a bright red Gohan appeared, phasing into existence beside Bulma.
"Kami Bulma, couldn't you have at least WARNED me before sending me to find something in your underwear drawer!? Kami help me, I think I'm scarred for life…"
Bulma began giggling. "Sorry Gohan, I didn't think it would even phase you!"
"Buuuuulmaaaa" whined Gohan. Bulma just laughed.
"Better go try to revive those two, I'm afraid you guys did quite a number on them."
Gohan blushed even redder, and turned to give the first senzo bean to Yamcha.
Yamcha quickly sat up, blinking.
"Gohan! That really wasn't very nice you know. I expected more from you! Goku has definitely been away too long if your beginning to act more like Vegeta then Vegeta does!"
Gohan shrugged. "I think you must still be a little out of it Yamcha, that didn't make any sense at all!"
Yamcha laughed a bit as he stood up, stretching out his muscles.
With a sigh of resignation, Gohan went over to inspect Sharpener.
To his dismay…erm, let me rephrase that. To his relief, the teenager was still alive.
Kneeling down, Gohan stuffed a bean into his mouth.
~Damn. That's two wasted senzu beans in less then half an hour!~
~*~
As the two chibis flew over a largish city, they felt a rather high ki.
"Say Trunks… Think that could be my dad?"
"I don't know dumbie! Why don't we just Check!"
"Okay Trunks-kun! Let's go!"
With that the two chibis flew down to investigate.
~*~
Dende was pacing his Lookout, not thinking about anything much, other then his upcoming death.
After the Dragon had gone back to sleep, he had once again lost contact with the chibi's kis.
"I am sooooo dead…"
With a sudden nod of decisiveness, the god turned and walked over to his room.
Taking out a large suitcase, the Namek began to pack his bags.
If he was going to get killed by Gohan, he was at least going to make the boy have to LOOK for him.
A/N: Notes to remember: If you want to be on the MAILING LIST for this story, YOU have to take the initiative and e-mail me. (My e-mail and my fanfiction work are done on separate computers, and it's difficult to go from one to the other.) People on this list get update notices, shameless plugs, and some cool stuff that has to do with My Baby.
T-chan; So join today be e-mailing Lexi-sama at demoness22@hotmail.com!
Other things; I'm really flattered that you guys actually LIKE my pointless nonsense that I call a fic! To think, when I began this I was sure that no one would want to read it! To the several people who have told me that I need to make a sequel, Thanx! I really appreciate that you like this enough to say that! I HAVE decided to make this a series of sorts; Although they wont be sequential or anything, They will all be 'Lets Wreck The Nice Structured Life Of Our Dear Demi Saiya-Jin Son Gohan.' Look for more ;Murphy's Law ficcies! I'll be doing The Substitutes; or Murphy's Law and one more… Kaka-brat Corruption 101. This idea came from Frozenflower and she said I could write a fic about it! *squeals excitedly* Oh the joy! ^____^ The term Kaka-brat also came from her, and I took a liking to it, it's just too precious to waste! Well, I'll see you around FF!
Good Lord Above, The author's notes are getting longer then the story!!! *sweatdrops* So sorry 'bout that… This just needed to be said SOMEWHERE!
Before I go, message to Caliko- Thanks for the compliment! Evilness Rocks!
And Rez- sure! I'd luv to join you're PNRABTITMFA!
T-chan; Um… Just out of curiosity Lexi-sama... you DO realize that the Dragon can't revive Goku… Don't you?
= Of COURSE I do dolt! *Death Glares™ at T-chan*
T-chan; O.O Woah… No need to be Chichi-ish about it…I'm just fulfilling my job! O.O
= Well, it's MY story, and I want to bring Goku back!
Vegeta; WHAT!? Kakarott!? Where!?
T-chan; Vegeta you dunce! I told you already… IN THE STORY!!!
Vegeta; *growls* Insolent Brat! *Throws ki ball at T-chan*
T-chan; *ducks* HA! Missed me! *sticks out tongue*
Vegeta; *stunned* O.O()
T-chan; Nah nah! Ain't my Trunksie-chan a great sensei!? Bwahahahahahahaaa! Now I can call Veggie-head a Thing without being pulverized!
Vegeta; *Death Glares™* grrr… That's what YOU think brat! *Final Flashes T-chan*
T-chan; X-X
Vegeta; HA! Take THAT brat!
= -_-;; you two will never learn, will you.
Vegeta; Nope. It's too much fun to blast the hell out of her.
T-chan; X-X
= -_-;; *gives T-chan a senzu bean* Okay, behave yourself, I'm running out of senzu beans and I still need you as a muse!
T-chan; *meekly plays with Lexi-sama's tail* Okies Lexi-sama. *glares at Veggie*mumbles* …Thing…
Disclaimer: Lessee… A list of the things I own; Veggie-head, my ^chopsticks^, my Baby, my Tessa-chan… Nope, the list doesn't include DBZ.
T-chan; WHAT?! I'm a PERSON! I'm not a THING! I own mySELF!
Vegeta; *evil smirk* HA! T-chan is a THING! XD
T-chan; *bursts into tears*
= -_-;; can we PLEASE start the story now? I'm guessing our dear readers are wondering when in the name of all things holy we going to start the actual story!!!
Vegeta; Right about… Now.
~*~ Chapter 19; Kakarott!? ~*~
~*~
"Your wish has been granted."
Trunks stared in horror from the Dragon to Goten, who was still chowing down on his food.
"GOTEN YOU BAKA!!!"
Goten whirled around and stared at his friend in amazement.
"Wha? What did I do?!"
"Bakayaro! You wished your father back! Now Gohan's STILL going to kill us AND we have to worry about finding your dad, whom we don't even KNOW!"
Goten stared at him.
"You…You mean… The Dragon granted my wish about daddy???"
Trunks nodded glowering.
Goten stared for another minute then began cheering.
"YEA! Daddy's coming back! Yoopie! Hoorah!"
Trunks just sweatdropped.
~*~
Goku cried out in his sleep, something felt different.
Sitting up he realized that he was no longer in his bed.
He stared around for a moment in consternation, than bemusedly reached to scratch the back of his head in the familiar Son motion.
As his hand went over his head, he paused momentarily.
Wait a minute… Where was his halo?
"…I wonder where I left it…"
He picked up his tail and fiddled with it, trying to figure out where he could have left the darn thing.
~Wait a minute… Since when did I have a tail?~
Suddenly it struck him. No Halo + A Tail =
"I'M ALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wasting no more time, he brought his fingers up to his head and teleported off somewhere to get some food.
~*~
Dende was faint with worry. There was no sign of the Terrible Two ANYWHERE on Earth.
Suddenly black clouds boiled up from a forest a large distance away.
~They've summoned the Dragon!!!~
Dende couldn't focus properly. He forgot everything he knew about Instant T, and stopping the Summoning.
There was only one coherent thought in the young god's mind.
~I wonder who my replacement will be…~
(A/N: The chibis are intelligent, they summoned the dragon on the other side of the world, so only Dende knows what's happened.^~)
~*~
"BIG"
"Vegeta, I'm not sure if that's the best idea…"
"BANG"
"Go Veggie-sama!!! Turn them all into crispy crunchies!"
"ATTACK!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
A Super Saiya-jin Mirai Trunks pushed on the blast with all his might. ~Wow, dad's sure putting a lot of anger into this one!~
As soon as Vegeta realized that his blast wasn't hitting it's intended targets, he cut it with a snarl.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BRAT!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
"Gee dad… I'd love to, but only if you promise to leave the innocent teens out of this. In fact, I'd love to help you beat the crap out of the wimp and Scar-Face! I'm still trying to get over my disgust the first time I saw him and mom together! Bleach!"
Vegeta grinned evilly.
"In that case brat, shall we proceed?"
Mirai smirked back.
"YEAH! GO Veggie-sama!!! GO Sensei!!!"
Sharpener stared at the two Saiya-jins in fear, and Yamcha looked to Gohan with relief, as the teen stepped in front of the two humans.
Mirai and Vegeta glared at him, and Pan looked at him in disappointment.
To everyone's surprise, Gohan smirked evilly.
"Say… If you promise to at least leave Yamcha alive, I think I'll join you."
"GO DADDY!!"
"Yipee! GO GOHAN-CHAN!"
Gohan grinned evilly at the little girls before turning back to the other Saiya-jins who were staring in awe at the young Son.
"…Am I seeing things, or did Son Gohan just smirk evilly?"
"…Am I imagining things, or did Kaka-brat #1 just act like a Saiya-jin?"
Gohan just raised an eyebrow. "Is it really that surprising? Oops. Oh well. Don't you guys think that you ought to drop Super so that this will last longer than half of a second?"
All three smirked identically and The Brief Boys dropped Super.
As the three Saiya-jins rounded on the humans, Yamcha threw a look of deep betrayal at Gohan.
Gohan shrugged it off and went after Sharpener.
"GO DADDY!!! Hit him again Veggie-sama!!! Come on Sensei! Beat him to a pulp!"
"Wheee! Hit him harder! Yeah! Score!"
Yamcha looked from where he was lying crumpled on the ground under the barrage of kicks and punches from the Saiya-jins to where the two little girls were rooting against him. All he could feel was the deep sense of betrayal, and yet, a healthy dose of amusement as well. Those two would turn out to be great fighters all right!
Videl stared in horror from Pan, to Gohan, to Pan again.
~My 6 year old daughter is a bloodthirsty barbarian!~
"Come on Daddy! You're not even trying!"
Videl blinked at that statement as she saw the poor Sharpener near death.
~He isn't even trying!?~
Mirai hmphed as Vegeta's last punch sent the other man out for good.
"So much for that! It wasn't even remotely challenging! I didn't even break a sweat!"
"I could have told you that brat. Leave the weaklings to themselves. Come with me brat, we're going to spar. I want to see how good you've gotten since you were last here."
Mirai nodded and took off after his father.
Pan made a move to follow her sensei, but he turned back to her.
"No Panny-chan, you stay here with your parents."
She smiled and nodded happily, absent mindedly picking at the cloth belt around her waist.
~*~
After flying over the forest and finding no trace of the Terrible Two, Piccolo decided to give up.
There was no way possible that he would find them without ki, and he was anxious to get back to his meditation.
He and Gohan were friends, Gohan wouldn't kill him… Would he?
~*~
"Come ON Goten! We HAVE to find your dad before anyone else does! I can only hope that he has enough sense to realize that he's alive!"
~And from what dad's told me about Kakarott, he probably doesn't.~
"Coming Trunks!" Chirped Goten as he capsulated the wonderful refrigerator.
Together the two flew off, hoping to pick up a ki somewhere along the way.
~*~
Bulma blinked and looked at the scene in front of her.
Her Mirai son and her husband had flown off to spar, leaving Yamcha unconscious on the lawn and Gohan leering down at a most likely dead teenager.
The entire class was huddled on the other side of the lawn, just a big quivering mass.
Bulma sighed. How in Kami's name was she going to ice THIS one over?
"Son Gohan, What in the WORLD has gotten into you?! You are actually being violent! Don't tell me that you've actually allowed my husband to have that much influence on you!?"
Gohan looked slightly ashamed.
"Gee Bulma, I'm sorry. I really don't know what's gotten into me lately…"
Bulma just shook her head.
"No excuses. Get some sense beans from my room, they'll be in my top left dresser drawer."
Gohan nodded and phased out, moving with super human speed to get to the beans.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Johnson stared in shocked horror along with their students as one boy was murdered.
Twice.
That was the strange thing though… They could have sworn he had been dead earlier, and yet he had sat up completely unscathed!
But now it looked like he might really be gone for good.
After a bit of thought they cam up with a startling conclusion; They were all going to die in the next couple of hours.
Bulma walked over to the whimpering teens. Doing her best to look casual she approached them.
"Gee… Sorry about my husband and my son, they both have rather violent streaks. Don't know what got into Gohan though, he's such a sweetie…"
Suddenly a bright red Gohan appeared, phasing into existence beside Bulma.
"Kami Bulma, couldn't you have at least WARNED me before sending me to find something in your underwear drawer!? Kami help me, I think I'm scarred for life…"
Bulma began giggling. "Sorry Gohan, I didn't think it would even phase you!"
"Buuuuulmaaaa" whined Gohan. Bulma just laughed.
"Better go try to revive those two, I'm afraid you guys did quite a number on them."
Gohan blushed even redder, and turned to give the first senzo bean to Yamcha.
Yamcha quickly sat up, blinking.
"Gohan! That really wasn't very nice you know. I expected more from you! Goku has definitely been away too long if your beginning to act more like Vegeta then Vegeta does!"
Gohan shrugged. "I think you must still be a little out of it Yamcha, that didn't make any sense at all!"
Yamcha laughed a bit as he stood up, stretching out his muscles.
With a sigh of resignation, Gohan went over to inspect Sharpener.
To his dismay…erm, let me rephrase that. To his relief, the teenager was still alive.
Kneeling down, Gohan stuffed a bean into his mouth.
~Damn. That's two wasted senzu beans in less then half an hour!~
~*~
As the two chibis flew over a largish city, they felt a rather high ki.
"Say Trunks… Think that could be my dad?"
"I don't know dumbie! Why don't we just Check!"
"Okay Trunks-kun! Let's go!"
With that the two chibis flew down to investigate.
~*~
Dende was pacing his Lookout, not thinking about anything much, other then his upcoming death.
After the Dragon had gone back to sleep, he had once again lost contact with the chibi's kis.
"I am sooooo dead…"
With a sudden nod of decisiveness, the god turned and walked over to his room.
Taking out a large suitcase, the Namek began to pack his bags.
If he was going to get killed by Gohan, he was at least going to make the boy have to LOOK for him.
A/N: Notes to remember: If you want to be on the MAILING LIST for this story, YOU have to take the initiative and e-mail me. (My e-mail and my fanfiction work are done on separate computers, and it's difficult to go from one to the other.) People on this list get update notices, shameless plugs, and some cool stuff that has to do with My Baby.
T-chan; So join today be e-mailing Lexi-sama at demoness22@hotmail.com!
Other things; I'm really flattered that you guys actually LIKE my pointless nonsense that I call a fic! To think, when I began this I was sure that no one would want to read it! To the several people who have told me that I need to make a sequel, Thanx! I really appreciate that you like this enough to say that! I HAVE decided to make this a series of sorts; Although they wont be sequential or anything, They will all be 'Lets Wreck The Nice Structured Life Of Our Dear Demi Saiya-Jin Son Gohan.' Look for more ;Murphy's Law ficcies! I'll be doing The Substitutes; or Murphy's Law and one more… Kaka-brat Corruption 101. This idea came from Frozenflower and she said I could write a fic about it! *squeals excitedly* Oh the joy! ^____^ The term Kaka-brat also came from her, and I took a liking to it, it's just too precious to waste! Well, I'll see you around FF!
Good Lord Above, The author's notes are getting longer then the story!!! *sweatdrops* So sorry 'bout that… This just needed to be said SOMEWHERE!
Before I go, message to Caliko- Thanks for the compliment! Evilness Rocks!
And Rez- sure! I'd luv to join you're PNRABTITMFA!