A/N: Heya! How are y'all? Since I'm in a REALLY good mood, I decided to write you guys another chapter!
Vegeta; What the hell are you happy about woman?
*starry eyed* I just got two gerbils!
Vegeta; *snorts* pathetic rodent lover. *smirks* since you're in a good mood, does that mean I get to kill off that wimpy human brattling?
*sigh* We'll see. I promise that you WILL kill him before this is over, but I think it's more fun to torture him first. *smirks evilly* Don't you agree?
Vegeta; Oh alright… If you PROMISE that I get to torture him plenty.
*rolls eyes* Oh don't worry Vegeta-Hun, The mere mention of your name is currently enough to send the bastard into hysterics, and by the time I'm finished with him, it'll be more than enough to send the baka into a coma!
Vegeta; *looks eager* Well then, don't just sit there rambling! Get on with the torture!
Okies everybody; Read and Enjoy!
T-chan; And then review!!!
Disclaimer; Let's just skip the bull and get straight to the story, I know that nobody thinks that I own DBZ.
~*~ Chapter Twenty; I have no clue what to title this…~*~
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Goten and Trunks landed gazed around for the source of the ki they had felt.
To their great surprise it seemed to be coming from inside a buffet restaurant!
"Well Goten, I think this settles it. This is most likely Kakarott's ki that we're feeling."
"Gee Trunks, do you think he'll like me?"
"Of course baka, he's your father!"
"Oh…okay."
"Well… What are we waiting for?! Let's go!"
With that the two walked into the restaurant.
~*~
Vegeta led Mirai about a mile away from CC.
"Okay brat. Let's see what you got. And no going Super."
Mirai nodded and dropped into fighting position.
"Bring it on!"
~*~
Coughing slightly, Sharpener sat up.
~I'm alive?~
He looked around and saw Gohan glaring down at him. He began whimpering and scurried backwards.
"No…please…don't hurt me Gohan-sama! I'm…I'm really really sorry for everything! Please don't beat me up!"
Gohan sighed in disgust and scowled down at the pathetic teen.
"Oh stop sniveling Sharpener. I'm not going to hurt you. You're too weak to make it worth my while. Oh, and you might want to change your pants. You seem to have spilled something."
With a snort, Gohan turned to walk over to his daughter and girlfriend.
As soon as his back was turned, Sharpener got to his feet and sprinted over to the class huddling at the very back, out of sight from the scary ex-nerd.
Bulma shook her head in pity.
The boy was certainly not to be blamed for everything he did, Saiya-jins could be pretty thorough in their beatings.
"Okay kids. If you'll please follow me, I'll show you where you can stay for the night."
The two teachers nodded in relief.
"Thank you very much Ms. Briefs, We're very very sorry to impose like this…"
"Oh, it's nothing! I'll try to make sure that my boys stay away, they all tend to be like this."
The men shuddered and followed meekly behind then woman.
~*~
Videl saw Gohan approaching her, and looked the other way, seeing the other students following after Ms. Briefs.
Turning away from Gohan, she ran over to the rest of her class.
Gohan looked sadly over at his girlfriend.
"damn" he muttered under his breath. ~Maybe beating Sharpener wasn't my brightest idea.~
"Don't worry daddy. I'm sure mommy will still mate with you."
Gohan turned a very vivid shade of red.
"wha…wha..what are…what are you…you…talk..talking..talking abou…about???" he spluttered, quite taken aback by the forwardness of the little girl.
"sex" stated the six-year-old, quite matter-of-factly. "I'm sure that mommy will forgive you, and then you'll have sex with her, mark her as your mate, and then I'll be born!"
Gohan felt all of his blood rushing to his head.
Keeling over, the demi Saiya-jin fainted dead away.
Pan sighed and looked over at her father.
When she had first asked him where babies came from, he had reacted much the same way, and she had to wait and ask sensei later.
Shaking her head she left him to follow her mother, running to catch up with her.
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Goku popped up in the middle of a buffet style restaurant.
Everybody was quite startled at his sudden appearance, and stared in shock as he pounced into line, gobbling everything in sight.
What was up with this man?
Everybody backed away, worried that this crazy guy might accidentally eat off a finger if they got too close.
Goku didn't even notice the attention he was getting.
Before long everything was gone off the counter, and his stomach was still growling.
"Aaaah, is that all? Isn't there anything more?"
Everybody sweatdropped and stared at the man in horror, what in Kami's name WAS he?
Suddenly two small children pushed their way through the crowd and stepped boldly into the center of the loosely formed circle.
Goku blinked. The purple haired one looked awfully familiar… And the other one looked just like him!
Suddenly Goku's mini-me spoke up shyly.
"Hi daddy."
Goku promptly fainted.
The purple-haired chibi sighed. "Baka Kakarott."
~*~
Videl blinked as a warm hand was slipped into hers.
Looking down she saw little Pan smiling up at her.
She returned the smile and the two followed Bulma with the rest of the class.
Yamcha looked from the class, to Gohan, to the class again.
Shrugging he ran after Pan and Videl. After all, Gohan had abandoned him first!
Gohan lay forgotten on the lawn of Capsule Corps, with only a lonely cloth belt lying beside him.
~*~
Bulma led the kids through the hallways of CC until they came to a large carpeted conference room.
"Okay, this ought to be comfortable enough to sleep in, I'm sorry that I don't enough beds or sleeping bags, but I'll see how many blankets and pillows and such that I can rustle up. In the mean time, STAY HERE and don't leave this room for ANY reason. There is a bathroom behind you, through that door. I'll be back soon."
With that, the blue haired woman exited with a sigh of relief.
~Now, I'll have to call Chichi and tell her that I need some help. There is no way that I can feed all of these kids PLUS five Saiya-jins! And wont she be excited when I tell her… Imagine, Grandchildren!~
Bulma hurried off to find the nearest phone.
~*~
Goku stirred slightly a moment later. Was he just imagining things, or did his mini look-alike just call him daddy?
"Um, I'm sorry little boy, you must be mistaken. I only have one son…"
The purple haired chibi glared at him.
"Baka Kakarott! Do you really think that Goten could be anyone's son but yours!? Look at him!"
But Goku couldn't tear his eyes away from the speaker. Kakarott?! There was only one person that he knew of that called him that…
"Uh, who are you two?"
"I'm Goten, daddy, and he's Trunks!"
Goku sweatdropped.
"Trunks!?! Goten!?! How long have I been dead?"
"Uh, bout eight years give or take."
Goku fainted once again.
~*~
Videl took a look around her.
They were in a very large room with thick carpets and leather covered furniture.
Immediately heading for a large couch, Videl sat down, claiming her territory before anybody had the chance to object.
She looked around to see that the other students had formed into their normal cliques and were gossiping furiously with each other. Eraser looked slightly lost, standing alone in a corner, and Sharpener was nowhere to be seen.
~Oh well, the pathetic excuse for a fighter is probably off in some corner nursing his broken pride.~
Pan sat down beside her and the two sat in companionable silence until Yamcha approached.
"Hello there Videl."
"Umm… Hi…"
Yamcha smiled at the teen. She really was awfully pretty… He could definitely see what Gohan saw in her.
Deciding that since Gohan was currently unconscious in the yard, he could flirt freely with her.
He turned on all of his charm and opened his mouth to begin a stream of flattery guaranteed to make a woman's heart melt.
He never got past the first syllable.
A/N: Okies, that's all for now folks!
Vegeta; WHAT??? But I never got to torture the weakling!
Oh well, maybe next chapter, it's just that my fingers are beginning to hurt!
Vegeta; *Death Glare™*
Hey! Don't look at me like that or you wont get to torment Sharpener in the NEXT chapter either!
Vegeta; *pouts*
That's better. Ya know, I just realized something. I canNOT write Goku. I apologize now for any out of character moments, or if the Goku parts sucked…
Anyhoo, ta ta for now! (review too please^^)