A/N: Okies people, Hullo again! How is ya'll? I'm good, thankies for askin'. ^.~
I'm really sorry that this took awhile to come out… I have something called writer's block.
Anyhoo… *stares in shock* we broke 600 reviews!!! I can hardly believe it!
T-chan; Thanks guys, WE LUV YOU!!!
Vegeta; hmph. Just get on with the torture of the sniveling weaklings already Woman!
Fine! I will, sheesh! *rolls eyes*
T-chan; Hey readers, if you break 700 on this chapter, Lexi 'll give you something extra special!
Vegeta; What?
T-chan; *smiles knowingly* it's a surprise.
Vegeta; *snorts* tell me brat!
T-chan; *puts nose in the air* No.
Vegeta; *growls* little baka! *ki blasts Tessa-chan*
T-chan; *ducks behind Lexi*
X_X
Vegeta; *sweatdrop* Aaaaaaah crap… I'm dead. O.O'
Darn right you are!!! *Masenkos Veggie*
Vegeta; X_X
And as for you T-chan…
T-chan; *quivers with fright* …uh…sorry?
NO TRUNKS FOR A WEEK!!! In fact, I'm planning to loan him out to a reviewer!
T-chan; *bursts into horrified, hysterical sobbing* but… but… Trunks is my MATE!!! You can't DO that!!! It's inhumane!
D Darn right it is. And I'm not human, therefore I don't give a damn. D Okay reviewers, whoever asks the nicest for Trunks (Mirai with the long hair^~) gets to have him until I'm no longer mad at T-chan… However long that will be. ( I'm kinda pissed right now…
T-chan; *sobs hysterically* NO!!! Please don't!!! Anything but THAT!!!
Oh stop whining! Now. Let's all stop fooling around and get on with torturing Gohan and his class! D
Disclaimer: *speaks over the hysterical sobbing in the background* I've heard rumors of fanfiction becoming illegal! This is very upsetting to me, seeing as how I'm addicted to this stuff… But they shouldn't be able to, it's not like we don't disclaim this stuff!!! SO just incase a legal blockhead is reading this, I DON'T OWN DBZ!!! ^______________^
~*~ Chapter Twenty One; Madmen ~*~
~*~
Yamcha leaned forward suggestively and smiled in a way he thought was sexy.
Opening his mouth to begin his flattery, he stopped suddenly, starring.
Pan was on her feet on the couch, fists clenched and eyes blazing with a Vegeta patented Death Glare.
She was growling softly and her bristled tail was lashing menacingly.
Yamcha gulped slightly.
~Uh oh… Not again!~
Pan brought her hands in front of her, gathering a huge ki blast.
"BIG BANG ATTACK!!!"
Yamcha flinched instinctively as the blast hit him, burning through the couch and scorching the wall 6 feet behind him.
As he lay smoking in a crumpled heap on the floor he closed his eyes.
~Note to self: Gotta stop being attracted to the mates of Saiya-jins~
Videl stared at her furious 6 year old in shock.
Suddenly something caught her eyes, a furry brown…
~TAIL!?!?~
Videl's eyes rolled up in her head as she promptly fainted.
The rest of the class gaped and began backing away from the furious little girl… What was up with these people?!?!
~*~
Trunks and Goten exchanged a look as Goku fainted again.
"Baka. How long did he THINK he'd been dead?" Trunks muttered to himself, glaring moodily at the Saiya-jin on the floor.
Goten blinked at his newly found father's body, then shrugged and walked up to him.
Around the Saiya-jins, the humans were muttering fearfully and backing away from them.
What did the man mean, 'How long have I been dead?' It made no sense.
One thing was for sure… they had a trio of maniacs on their hands.
The manager scurried into his office to pick up the phone and call the cops.
Goten crouched down and began to closely examine his father.
~Hey… Wait a minute, is that a…~
"Lookie Trunks-kun! My daddy has a tail!"
Without thinking, Goten reached over and grabbed the appendage.
With a horrible scream, Goku awoke.
~*~
Pan looked at her mother, confused at her reaction.
Wasn't she happy that the baka human wasn't bothering her anymore?
She got down on her hands and knees, still on the couch, and began to nudge her mother gently, ignoring her waving tail.
"Mommy? Mommy wake up! What's wrong mommy?"
The rest of the class had seen what Videl had, and most were currently fainted on the ground, although a couple were huddled in balls.
Videl stirred after a moment, and blinked, trying to focus her bleary eyes on the little girl.
"…tail…"
Pan blinked startled, then looked at her swaying tail.
Laughing nervously, she quickly curled the offending member around her waist.
"Um…hen hen…do you like it?" She began to frantically search up a plausible excuse. Her daddy wouldn't be very happy if his secret got out, sensei had convinced her of that.
Her mother's wide-eyed stare wasn't helping much either.
Pan was now sweating, slightly, stuttering in her attempt to explain everything.
"Uh…yeah, um…ya see…"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A FRICKING TAIL?!?!?!"
Pan flinched at this assault on her delicate ears.
"…when I was…um…younger, yea younger…Bulma had a new device! Yes that was it. It…um…was supposed to be for new whatchamacallits…fake legs and stuff! Yes, that was it! And…um…she was testing it out… I thought it would be…fun…to, um, have a tail? So we tried it out, to see if it worked, ya know. And, uh, I became attached to it?"
Videl stared at the little girl, mouth hanging open.
It was obviously a lie, and one thought up on the spot, but Videl really didn't want to think about what that could mean right now.
~In the past couple of hours I have seen my nice innocent naive little boyfriend nearly kill somebody…found out that he knows the Briefs…can fight…knows a boy from the future…has a CHILD with me…and now I discover that somehow, my baby has a friggin tail. And she doesn't want me to know how she got it. Okay, I can live with that. To keep my already very fragile sanity from snapping, I think I'll just accept what she says for now…~
Videl was sparred from answering when her watch beeped.
"Videl here."
~Finally something normal! Maybe if I do something nice and routine like break up a robbery, I'll find out this is all some sort of weird messed up dream…~
"Miss Videl! We just got a call from a restaurant. Apparently there are three madmen in there, and all of my units are out on duty!"
Videl blinked slightly. Okaaaaay… Maybe it wasn't so normal and routine after all.
"Uh, ok chief! I'm on my way."
She jumped up from the couch, glanced at her perplexed daughter, than ran out the door.
Pan watched the interchange with mounting curiosity, and a huge well of thankfulness for the person who did the calling. Now her mother wouldn't have a chance to poke the holes in Pan's hastily constructed tale.
She looked over at the blackened Yamcha. To her extreme amusement, the man was still smoking slightly.
Turning around to face the class, she bit her lip to keep from laughing.
Everyone who hadn't fainted earlier was in the furthest away corner, huddled together and whimpering.
Smirking evilly, Pan let her Saiya-jin side take over. This might actually be fun!
~*~
Bulma hurried through the halls of CC, muttering about grandchildren, Chichi, and how it wasn't at all fair. After all, she was the older of the two, shouldn't she be the one getting grandchildren first?
She picked up the phone and absentmindedly dialed the Son phone number.
After about 6 rings, an annoyed Chichi answered.
"Moshi moshi, Son residence, Chichi speaking."
"Hi Chichi!"
"Bulma! What's up, you sound a bit breathless!"
"Oh kami you have no idea." Bulma proceeded to tell the entire story to Chichi in the space of about five minutes.
After a moment of silence when she finished, Chichi, who had somehow managed to be quiet for the entire time began screaming hysterically.
"GRANDCHILDREN!!! I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN!!!"
At that point she must have tossed the phone into the air or some such, because the creaming grew slightly fainter, then louder, then a huge crash and a dial tone.
Bulma shrugged and hung up the phone. From Chichi's reaction, she could expect the younger woman over as soon as she could find a ride.
Whistling cheerfully Bulma stretched, and wiped her hands absentmindedly on her shirt.
Suddenly she paused mid-stretch.
She was still in her dirty work clothes from that morning!
She grew very pale. What did those kids think of her???
With a muted whimper, she made a mad dash towards her room, clean clothes, and a nice warm shower.
~*~
Gohan sat up quickly as he heard the sound of Videl's chopper taking off.
He rubbed his eyes, wondering how long he'd been out.
Shrugging the question off, he watched as the aircraft grew more distant, then pressed his watch button and took off after her.
"Never fear Videl, The Great Saiyaman is on his way!"
A/N: *speaking over the hysterical sobbing in the background* Kami but Gohan is gay when he's Saiyaman! I mean, he's super cute, but really…
Vegeta; What the hell woman! You are MINE!!! How dare you look at that stupid spawn of Kakarott!?
Oh quite easily I assure you. Don't forget that I'm mad at you.
Vegeta; O.O' oops.
And don't think that you're getting off easily with just a single ki blast!
Vegeta; *cowers away*
*nods decisively* If there are any guys out there who want Bulma, she's officially up for grabs.
Vegeta; o.o' Oh kami…
*insane laughter* Veggie is ALL MINE!!!
*hysterical sobbing from T-chan, and now Vegeta can be heard*
Okies- this is especially for Rez.
Rez asked/said:
A) Did you get the idea of calling Chi-Chi from me? Or was it just spontanious?
B) Why is Sharpner still alive?
C) Why is Yumcha putting the moves on Videl? (or was trying to?)
D) Why is Sharpner still alive?
E) Is the cloth belt laying next to Gohan his tail, grown back?
F) Why is Sharpner still alive?
G) Are Gohan/Pan gonna transform?
H) Why is Sharpner still alive?
I) Is the buffet restaurant gonna go out of business?
J) Why did T-Chan only appear once in the A/N's?
And now I say:
A) I've been planning it for awhile, actually from the very beginning! I mean, come on… She just HAS to meet pan and Videl, and all that other stuff!
B,D,F,H) Cause he's a heck of a lot of fun to torture and torment. Besides I have a couple more ways to creatively almost kill him! *grins evilly*
C) *grins* cause I wanted him to! For the sake of the story line, lets just chalk it up to too much prolonged exposure to Master Roshi. *smirks*
E) No. I wasn't sure if anyone would catch the referral since it's been so long… *smiles sheepishly* but if you remember correctly, Pan was wearing a cloth belt over her tail so that no one would notice. This was just my way of foreshadowing and, for those who paid attention or read it recently, it got rid of the covering for her use of the tail in this chapter.
G) Weeeeell… I don't really wanna spoil it for you… So we'll just leave it at maybe.
I) Ya know, that's a good question… *Son Grin™*
J) o.o' gee, I didn't realize that anyone really bothered to read those! I just kinda wrote them for the fun of it… ^___^ It's always good to know that someone's actually reading them! As for your question… I don't know… I'd ask her, but she's still a bit upset right now…